Quote from: tmerton on October 22, 2008, 10:03:13 AM

Quote from: DuffMan on October 22, 2008, 08:29:55 AM
Tmerton,
Have you tried printing anything from your favorite website yet?  Rumor has it that Mr. Shoes made a few mods at your request...

You like?

More groaners for tmerton...

Q: What's red and shaped like a bucket?
A: A red bucket.

Q: What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.

Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common?
A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: What do you do to an elephant with three balls?
A: Walk him and pitch to the rhinoceros!

Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?
A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

KR wins the giraffe joke derby.

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Q: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe inside, close the fridge.

Q: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open the fridge, remove the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the fridge.

Q: The Lion King organized a party for the animals: all the animals are present but one. Which one?
A: The elephant. The elephant is in the fridge.

Q: You have to cross a river, but it is populated by alligators. What are you going to do?
A: Swim across the river. All the alligators are at the party.

Cripes, is it 2008 already?

Fortunately, I've been drinking this evening. Mmm....beer.

TC, CLD is back from Iraq. Hooray!

Quote from: Mr.Shoes on December 19, 2007, 12:36:23 PM
I also noticed that they decided that SJU couldn't have made the playoffs with UWEC's schedule and QB woes. Funny thing, at SJU far more than three guys would have to get hurt before we run out of competent QBs...

Dammit. I read the MIAC board before the WIAC one this visit and posted this before seeing that VOJ already made that point over there. Oops.

I also noticed that they decided that SJU couldn't have made the playoffs with UWEC's schedule and QB woes. Funny thing, at SJU far more than three guys would have to get hurt before we run out of competent QBs...

Quote from: tmerton on December 17, 2007, 02:38:41 PM

Quote from: Mr.Shoes on December 17, 2007, 01:55:21 PM
I watched almost the entire D2 game, the end of the NAIA game, and most of the D3 game. In my [biased] opinion, UWW and MUC had the best teams of the three. Both were fast and big and played extremely well (turnovers aside). The D2 teams looked good, but I expected them to look bigger and faster than they did. *shrug*

I was also bummed that NWMS lost that third in a row. Things were going so well for them for most of the game. It felt like Valdosta St stole it from them in the end.

Hard to tell how good anyone was in the NAIA game given the conditions.  That was unbelievable.  Glad that the Stagg will never be played in such conditions and I'm pretty shocked that the NAIA would play on a  field that was so easily overwhelmed by the elements.

I should have noted that the NAIA game wasn't a fair comparison.

I watched almost the entire D2 game, the end of the NAIA game, and most of the D3 game. In my [biased] opinion, UWW and MUC had the best teams of the three. Both were fast and big and played extremely well (turnovers aside). The D2 teams looked good, but I expected them to look bigger and faster than they did. *shrug*

I was also bummed that NWMS lost that third in a row. Things were going so well for them for most of the game. It felt like Valdosta St stole it from them in the end.

Congrats Warhawks! Way to bring the title back to the west region. After watching you play in St. Cloud, I was less than impressed. After watching you play in Salem, I'm very impressed. That was an excellent game.

Quote from: OzJohnnie on December 15, 2007, 05:22:14 PMI quite enjoy the fact the the Johnnies are the only team to ever take it to MUC in the Stagg.

My sentiments exactly.

Quote from: tmerton on December 15, 2007, 05:16:31 PM

Quote from: Mr.Shoes on December 15, 2007, 05:08:46 PM
Well, never mind then.

Aren't you supposed to be working on the program for printing pages at johnniefootball.com?

Eventually. I've got other things on my plate right now

Well, never mind then.

Uh oh. A fumble at this point is huge.

Man, another good football game today. UWW *really* came to play today.