Congrats to the Dutch, looks to be a good game next week w/ Bethel going down to
see what they can do.  Good luck to both teams,  do well against MUC!

What do you folks think... if the J's get it back is the backup QB going in?

Finally the egg is gone!

Don't know if anyone has already discussed the Massey Ratings, but since the topic came up earlier about getting rid of the QOW index, I was wondering if the Massey was a small % factor?  Esq. do you recall if the J's had ever been at the top before?  Link at...
http://www.masseyratings.com/rate.php?lg=cf#Div%20III

Wow, let the Johnnies play a winnie team and the wiacpp's pages double overnight.....  anyhoo, here's a little glimpse at my bus. partner's (from Green Bay) sense of humor...

> > >> >A Canadian Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole
> >> > installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two
> >> > Wisconsinites and a team of two Minnesotans.
> >> > So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each
> >> > team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that
> >> > installs the most phone poles
> >> > gets the job".
> >> >> >> > Both teams headed right out.
> >> > At end of the shift, Ole and Sven, the Minnesotans, came back and the
> >> > boss asked them  how many they had installed.
> >> > They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.
> >> > Forty-five minutes later, Dale and Darryl, the two Wisconsinites came
> >> > back and they were totally exhausted.
> >> > The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"
> >> >
> >> > Dale, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed,
> >> > "Darryl and me, we got three in.>> >> >> > The boss gasped, "Three?
> >> >
> >> > Those two Minnesota boys put in twelve!"
> >> >
> >> > "Yeah," said Dale,
> >> >
> >> > "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!!! Doh!

Quote from: GBill$ on November 28, 2006, 08:40:24 PM

Quote from: DuffMan on November 28, 2006, 06:59:30 PM

Quote from: GBill$ on November 28, 2006, 06:51:33 PM
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This will be my last post ever, so don't ever bother with your "witty" rebuttals pasted directly from the St. John's Website. 

All Johnnies posters...  Where have we heard THIS before???   Ala Bethel-on-the-sly poster Scrubby !!!  Always promising, rarely delivering.... ah, those were the days?

Quote from: bennie on November 27, 2006, 05:04:15 PM

Quote from: finsleft on November 27, 2006, 04:46:49 PM

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on November 27, 2006, 12:58:38 PM
 Finsleft will you be FINALLY joining the traveling party this week. Tmerton? Ritzy?  
Thanks your President

As much as it hurt to miss the Spokane mall/airport experience, it pains me to respond with my regrets to the Janesville/Whitewiffer party. I just feel it would be irresponsible of me to shirk my responsibilities as a provider to miss the spearing opener on Lake Kabetogama and have the little fins going hungry.
Saw announcer Mark Lebowski at the hardware store today and he said he'll talk REAL LOUD so I can hear him way up there. Asked him what the final score was as I passed out in the garage after Carbo "swaggered" me into a stupor. Looks like Wooderson gets the free trip to Wishywashy.
Congrats BDB!
Nice buck, Cob-nat.
Mark L says he loves the treats.
Frank the Plank spells kharma like this.

A friend told me an interesting story this weekend. He said that when he lived in Eastern Oregon he heard that a lot of guys would come to that part of the state to go "hunting". What they would really do is drink heavily and be "entertained" by prostitutes from Portland that would show up in RV's just for hunting season.   It does make one wonder about the amount of time you spend in the woods...

Good one Bennie...here's one a friend sent me...


Subject: Muscular Contractions

A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to
his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the prof. decided to
lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your  butt hole  is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."


Neglected to ask him if this "hit " too close to home...

Quote from: pagel22 on November 26, 2006, 09:38:55 PM
Congrats to UW Whitewater even though they beat my Eagles!  Represent the WIAC now and kill the Purple Raiders!

Prophetic??? Even taking the Johnnie game for granted, yous guys would still have one more game on the schedule before MUC.... the ol' counting hens before roosters get 'em trick, eh???

congrats on a very successful 100th season Pirates!  keep it up, i think johnnieesq said it best, " in the always-tough NWC".  Good blog by your SID at your football link....http://www.whitworth.edu/Athletics/Teams/Football/Releases/2006/SJU.htm.  Hope to see yous guys in MN next year!

from the land of Whitworth... http://www.whitworth.edu/Athletics/Teams/Football/Releases/2006/SJU.htm
their take on the game, good defensive effert!

Quote from: wildcat11 on November 25, 2006, 09:22:25 PM
Video news story on the SJU/Whitworth game can be found here from the Spokane local station:

SJU's coaching staff listens to WC11 and goes to the run game to control Whitworth

Nice touch w/ this link WC11.  Thanks.  would love to share k soon.... Good game today by the Jays, but it won't cut it next week w/ WWW.  Good to see the D responding well to their half-time adjustments, just got to keep hold of the ball on O.
Congrats to Whitworth for their best season!  Good way to celebrate their 100th yr of football!    Good luck next yr in the nwc.

Quote from: BoBo on November 25, 2006, 01:39:22 PM
12:44 2nd quarter

TD pass Jacobs to Douglas

WW 14 - LaX 7

Any new updates???  thnxs

 OzJohnnie, Now THAT was very funny!    I can just picture my very German-decended mother doing the exact same thing!   Kuddos, wish i could share some K....
speaking of ... Dusty, congrats on the #200 post!!!  now you  can spread the wealth with all us other poor Todd cnty-ians....

Quote from: retiredoldrat on November 22, 2006, 04:46:07 PM

Quote from: D O.C. on November 22, 2006, 03:35:07 PM
Nice Johnny G article out of Spokane
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/sports/

DOC, appears I can only view that article if I want to pay $7.   

I thought the same thing ROR.  somehow when i went back (after regist., but not paying) it let me in....?  Give that (?) a try.  Good luck

Bill Clinton started jogging near his
new home in Chappaqua.

But on each run he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same
street corner, day after day.
With some apprehension he would brace
himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would cry
out from the curb.
"No, Five dollars!"
fired back Clinton .

This ritual between Bill and the
hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she
wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic
street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would
bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really  been doing on all his past outings.
He realized he should have a  darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would
take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive thatn usual. 
Sure enough, there was the hooker!!
As they approached, Bill tried hard to avoid the prostitutes eyes as she watched the two of them jog past. 

Then, when they were almost clear, the hooker yelled at the pair from the curb,
See what you get for five bucks???