Guys were the MWC.....we fold like old lawn chairs in the playoffs....everyone knows that. That is what happens when you can't leave your own school to recruit and refuse to have spring ball. Were stupid.

Buccaneers @ Pioneers> Talk about a who cares game, there isn't much an SID can do to spoof up this game but for the sake of picking, I have to go with Wally and the Boys from Iowa.
Pioneers 3 - Beloit 0

Game of The Week
Pioneers @ Foresters> I know this is a homer call for game of the week, but really don't care. Foresters are rolling now and look to send the seniors out on a good note. it is a battle for  .500 record and momentum going into the offseason. Foresters win
Foresters 28 - Pioneers 17

Praire Fire @ Fighting Scots> The Old Turkey Bowl. Monmouth is playing for pride and they love to beat on the purple guys across the way. Daniels has a good day and Knox does not. Bell moving on? Gibbons on the hot seat?
Scots 45 - Fire 14

Blue Boys @ Green Knights> Blue boys had thier chance to make this a game, but fell to the Scots last week. Knights win in a closer game than most would pick. IC happy with a 3rd place finish.
Knights 34 - Blues 28 
 
Red Hawks @ Vikings> Reds win in a big game........good seaon for Viks though.
Reds 24 - Vikings 14

GAME OF THE WEEK
Fighting Scots @ Blue Boys> Woooo Nelly, the Scots were upset at home last weekend, and believe me, this guy was the first one to hear about it. Yes yes I was wrong on my pick last weekend, but nothing is perfect, excepts for #23's pillow. Back to the game, I think that the Monmouth O will have trouble, and this new QB will be pressured all day. I see the Blue Boys winning this one at home infront of a loud and noisy crowd.
Blue Boys 21 - Scots 17/b]

Foresters @ Praire Fire> I have learned my lesson, never bet against the program. Foresters Dominate infront of thier old coach/ new AD at Knox, in the Knox (Toliet) Bowl.
Foresters 24 - Fire 10

Pioneers @ Red Hawks> The Pioneers have played well as of late but so have the Hawks, I see a well played game on both sides but the Hawks are too much for the Pioneers.
Hawks 34 - Pioneers 14

Green Knights @ Buccaneers> When was the last time the Yuc's beat the Nub's? Anyone? Knights Roll.
Green 56 - Yuc's 9

Vikings @ Pioneers> The Vikings storm the city of Waukesha looking for thier fifth win in conference. Carroll is hurting and this could hurt even more. Vikings plunder the Wauk.
Vikings 28 - Pioneers 17

A Huge win for Forester Nation........Lost to the NUBs by 7, IC on last second TD. Underachieved is right, but the boys have played well as of late and are riding a two game win streak.........I am just sorry i missed the shower scene after the game......minus Shlitz in the corner

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Blue Boys @ Pioneers> The Boys in Blue are in the drivers seat and look to continue thier impressive season on the road in Iowa. Blues march out of Grinnell with a win.
Blue Boys 34 - Pioneers 14

GAME OF THE WEEK
Green Knights @ Red Hawks> The Hawks lost a tough one last week, and don't have time to lick thier wounds as the #25 Knights come in with a 16 game winning streak. I see The Hawks scratching out a close game but the knights are to powerfull.
Green Knights 35 - Red Hawks 28

Buccaneers @ Vikings> The Yuc Off averages about 8 pts a game. Super job their boys. Vikings roll at home. Bucs should go back to the wing-T and what they do best, RUN THE BALL.
Vikings 27 - Yucs 6
 
Prarie Fire @ Pioneers> Carroll looks real bad, and Knox could be just what the doctor ordered. I see Carroll mounting a comback for thier season and playing inspired football. Gibbons has a plan but the Fire are exstinguished.
Pioneers 21 - Fire 10

Foresters @ Fighting Scots> Foresters can beat Monmouth, but they need to stop Daniels. It will take a total team effort and alot of help on the Special Teams. Foresters haven't won in Monmouth since 2002, and I don't see a change.
Breaks my heart but....
Fighting Scots 49 - Foresters 7
 
 

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This Weeks Picks

Blue Boys @ Buccaneers> The Blue Boys come rolling into Beloit riding the strong arm of Pete Jennings. while The Bucs are desperately trying make repairs to the thier quickly sinking ship. IC wins big.
Blue Boys 34 - Bucs 7

Vikings @ Prairie Fire> The Fire return home after the Grinnell game madder then a kebbler elf who got demoted down to fudge packer. I see the Fire pulling this one out in a close game.
Fire 21 - Vikings 20

Pioneers @ Foresters> A pair of (1-5) ball clubs come together in a battle for pride. LFC has wone the last four meetings between the two. I see the Foresters D steping up and pulling it out late.
Foresters 17 - Pioneers 13

GAME OF THE WEEK
Red Hawks @ Fighting Scots> This shapes up to be a great matchup, The Scots were embarrased last week at the hands of the Nubs, and Ripon has quietly crept back into respectability. The Game is in Scotland and looks to be cool, But I smell an upset. no wait that smell is the LFC offence. Scots win
Scots 34 - Red Hawks 27

Pioneers @ Green Knights> The wheels have officaly fallen of the Pioneer wagons. Don't look for a Nub let down after thier big win. Knights roll.
Knights 56 - Pioneers 14

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Pioneers @ Blue Boys> This has all the ingredients of a classic match up. The Blue Boys have sqeezed by the last two games and are sitting pretty at 3-1 in conference. The Pioneers limp into Jacksonville battered and with their backs against the wall. I see the Blue Boys coming out ontop with the pass game taking a back seat to the ground attack. Nobody cirlces the wagons like the Pioneers but it's the Blue Boys special teams that break the game open.
Blue Boys 27 - Pioneers 17

Buccaneers @ Red Hawks> The Yuc's remain on the road to play the Red Hot Hawks fresh of a win against a solid Carroll team. Yuc's Off is down right ugly, while the Hawks are clicking. Hawks win in a laugher.
Red Hawks 38 - Bucs 7

Prairie Fire @ Pioneers> It has been a long season in Wally World. Coach Wallace had his team prepaired for Monmouth, and Knox killed me last week. But you have to go with you head and not your heart. Wally rallies the troops, but Knox pulls it out late in a game closer than the experts predict.
Prairie Fire 24 - Pioneers 20 

Game of the Week
Scots @ Green Knights> This is for the whole ball of WAX. All the Experts will go on for days about this game, so I will keep it simple. Daniels Runs, Daniels Scores, Scots Win.
Scots 24 - Knights 14

Foresters @ Vikings> It's a night time affair in the Banta Bowl with a 6pm kickoff. The Forester Off awoke from it's slumber last week and continues to run on all cylinders. The Vikings will try to feed Wren the rock as much as possible. Not enough. Vikings fall at home.
Foresters 31 - Vikings 10

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I agree Emmy, Fat ugly girls are usually fatter and more ugly the next day. been there done that.......The Conference is brutal but LFC Rules.....
   -Homer Call-
Now every Intuative College football prognosticator is wrong from time to time (Knox over SNC) but LF took care of Biz..2 Pic for half stack #10. Hawks soraed, Scots Rolled, and the Viks lost by one point.
     Now lets go Hawkeyes........and Hail to the victors!!!!
#14 out

Look Here Emmy, or should I call you Mr. Screllia?? The Nubs have been playing sloppy ball.......turnovers and 115 yards in flags = sloppy ball
     I miss you, and we need to meet up soon cuase the lint is building up.......

Another addition of in the Midwest Conference.

Vikings @ Blue Boys> The Vikings pack up thier ships and set sail down I-55 to Jacksonville taking on a motivated and hungry Blue Boy squad. The Vikings are begining to find out who thier playmakers are and in a close game I see the Viks pillaging IC.
Vikings 34 - Blue Boys 17

Game Of The Week
Red Hawks @ Pioneers> What a game the Hawks played against IC, but they will have to take their show on the road and play against and injured Pioneer team. You know, nobody circles the wagons like the Carroll Pioneers, but the Hawks are too much. In a game not as colse as the experts think The Hawks will soar.
Red Hawks 28 - Pioneers 10

Fighting Scots @ Pioneerrs> Old Wally breaks out the David vs. Goliath speach to fire up the troops. It works untill kickoff. Monmouth rolls.......
Scots 55 - Pioneers 9

Green Knights @ Prairie Fire> The Knights trot into the Knox Bowl ( The House Chad Eisele Renovated) in a bit of a funk.....playing sloppy ball, and not what Purtil is used to. The Fire, fueld by their new AD storm the field with passion and play the Nubs close......a late field goal wins it for the purple and gold. Upset City
Prairie Fire 24 - Knights 21

Buccaneers @ Foresters> The Swashbucklers enter the Forest looking for a big win. It's Homecoming, so expect a  zoo like atmosphere at old LF. The Foresters are looking to get off the schnide and will do so. The Red & Black rise again for the big crowd and keep the streak alive against the Bucs
Foresters 24 - Bucs 6

Yes Scottie. the heisman vote is not to look for the suprise pick....or the biggest shocker. It is for the best college player. right now Daniels is it. no need to go out on a limb.

What a week in college football. The Golden Domers fall to the Mighty Wolverines...Stoops gets robbed of a "W" in the great Northwest. The Big East makes a huge statement(Miami @ LU). LSU/ Auburn is a classic. It was a alot of fun. as for the MWC it's a three horse race --Carroll/SNC/Monmouth--
On to the Big Finish--

Blue Boys @ Red Hawks > Two teams with out a conferece loss. Ripon is playing well, and riding high on emotions. The Smurffs struggle up in the hostile enviorment. Red Hawks win in a close game, stay undefeated in conference.
-Red Hawks 34 - Blue Boys 17

Pioneers @ Vikings > Vikings bounce back form the loss and impress the home crowd. Though the Pioneers put up a fight, they can't match up with the LU Off. Vikings get their first conference Win.
-Vikings 31 - Pioneers 7

Prairie Fire @ Buccaneers > Two more teams searching for thier first conference win. This is a big game for the two programs. Knox runs the ball very well and see them giving Beloit a taste of their own meds. Knox get's the W
-Prairie Fire 12 - Bucs 3

Pioneers @ Fighting Scots > THE GAME OF THE WEEK- Alot of questions in this game. Will Monmouth mistakes catch up with them? Can Carroll hang with the big boys? Can Monmouth continue it's MWC winning streak? Will Pioneer D stop Daniels? I think that this will be a great game. No one cirlcles the wagons like the Carroll Pioneers but Monmouth wins in a close, hard fought game.
-Fighting Scots 24 - Pioneers 21

Foresters @ Green Knights > Foresters travel to De Pere after a tough loss at home to IC. Knights are rolling and have learned not to over look teams. Foresters fight hard but fall to 0-4.
-Green Knights 47 - Foresters 14

-Side Note  right now I vote RB Daniels as the Heisman of MWC right now.
  Any debate?

I would not call this seperation week in the MWC but it is a very important week non the less. Before we get into picks i need to respond to some of the statements made on this site....Tanney was the best MWC QB in history?? wow.. The best all around player I have ever seen was Jason Augustanowicz (as much as it kills me cause he was a Nub) but he was a gifted athlete.....Tanney....not impressed.
  On to the big finish-
Red Hawks @ Prarie Fire > The Hawks come soaring into the Knox Bowl (toilet Bowl) and race out to an early lead. 23-0 by half...the Fire make a late come back but fall short...it's back the drawing board for Gibbons
-Red Hawks 31 - Prarie Fire 10

Pioneers @ Pioneers (how rediculous is this?) > Nobody circles the wagons like the Grinnell Pioneers. But, the C's enter Wally's World and open up a can. Carroll should take no prisoners and run the score up...Wally will come up with a game plan but he needs some hoarses to execute it. 
-Pioneers (C) 45 - Pioneers (G) 10

Blue Boys @ Foresters > The Blue Boys come marching into the Foretser Den trying to make it two in a row. Pete Jennings has a good day, but is intercepted late in the 4th by #10 Keith Hanson and he returns it to the house for the victory. Bad weather + tough enviorment = a loss for the Blue Boys.
-Foresters 14 - Blue Boys 10

Knights @ Vikings > Shhhhhhhhh....... Lawrence is building a program shhh quiet or the Knights might hear you. Will Wren have a big day aginst his old shower buddies? Can Maxam aviod the rush and find the open man? Will that vaunted Viking D rise to hault the Green Machiene?
NO NO NO
-Green Knights 45 - Vikings 21

Scots @ Buccaneers > The Scots bring a big crowd and their bag pipes to Strong stadium but don't wake up till the second half. the Bucs OC- "He fakes to the left. No he fakes to the right. wait he pretends to fake, he thinks about faking, where is Skelton? I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM, THIS BOOTH IS GETTING SMALLER" Bell brakes out the smelling salt and revives his boys in time to sink the Bucs by the 4th
-Scots 31 - Buccaneers 3

Thank You--------hey record breaker you cheated your way into history....how do you sleep at night?