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#1
Quote from: Cougswillwin on September 25, 2007, 10:21:22 PM
AYK,

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


CUC Football Rules!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Great minds think alike because I was thinking about posting the Billy Madison quote up as well...just didn't know which idiotic post to mark it after. Good choice Cougswillwin. And yes....

CUC Football does rule
coming from another believer ;D
#2
Quote from: falcsfb on September 25, 2007, 11:23:52 AM
I don't think anyone should be "guaranteeing" wins this early on; or down the road for that matter.  Remember, thats why you play the game.  I'm tired of everyone "guarnteeing" things in football whether it be the NFL, College, whatever.  There are no guarantees, that's why the game is so beautiful.  Even if it is EC.  I was on a team that handled pretty much everyone in the conference and went to EC's slanted field and won 7-6  when no one would have thought that was possible. 


As a great coach of mine said "Take them lightly after you beat them".  Yeah, there are teams you should stomp every year; but don't talk about it until after you do it.  Thats what winning programs do.

Very good post and its the truth. Baseman...I see that you are becoming a believer again? Gaining that confidence back into our system for conference play? I like seeing it...and he is right, I never said I guarantee CUC beats Lakeland by 14 but I am sure you meant no harm by it Old 40. Its all good. :P
#3
You are the only one who really keeps me going on this board Gomer...just don't drop me in the same category as Maddog. Who drinks Boones Farm anyways? I've got one word for that crap but I don't find it appropriate to type.

Yes, I am a CUC believer and they are giving me a reason to believe.

I just have faith in the Cougars.


GO COUGARS!!!
#4
Gomer:
I am not down with the printed Walmart Tees so I won't be wearing the "we're #1" t-shirt for you.
CUC will take nothing for granted and don't count them out after they destroy Eureka and Mac...don't forget they had one of the closer games to CUW last year..."the champs" and what have they proven so far...beating Eureka 70-0. I am sure any team in the conference will be able to put up an extreme amount of points on that "football" team. I have realized that a team just can't get complemented on this board without making some sort of jokes. The IBFC has no powerhouse team this year and for you to count any team out right now (other than Eureka and MAC) is ridiculous...I guess only time will tell. As for me, I am done for now...type away keyboard warriors.

*listening to Smashmouth- Believer* ;D

#5
Are You Kidding Me:

Please... do everyone a favor and just shut up.

Sincerely,
Fartcus Smellwood
#6
Yeah Baseman, CONFIDENCE!!!! I think there was one person on this board that had the Cougs winning in a close margin. I took a leave from the board because I felt I was giving the Cougs bad luck but I probably won't post again for awhile....COUGS WIN!!!! 1-0 in conference...Eureka next...I will continue to read.
#7
Quote from: gc_fan on September 06, 2007, 03:29:19 PM
Gomer.....I just looked at the Mac roster for this year after you pointed out that it is now posted.  Yes, the numbers go to #94 however I also noticed that not every number is used, with several numbers skipped so when you actually count the names, I came up with 53

but he said Larry Parillos pic is still in the roster...does someone else have his number and they put his picture there?
#8
55-0...
55-0...
55-0...
55-0...
55-0...

this is what is hopefully running through the Cougars heads...get pissed and get ready. Gomer, I like when you try getting us "believers" (I would prefer followers and/fans of the team) all rattled. I get some laughs out of your comments :D and I get some anger out of your comments >:( but overall, its cool to read what you write because it actually makes some sense more than others on this board. I would like to know why you think UofC is going to beat CUC, unless you were just doing that to get us fired up.

The way I see it is UofC has a very small d-line and the Cougars have increased their running game significantly from last year by having a more powerful and quicker offensive line and having 3 outstanding runningbacks that bring speed, mobility, and power to the backfield. When the Cougars O-line comes to play on Saturday the backs will as well and it will be another good rushing game. Copeland (#8) will have another amazing game and I will agree with Baseman that this FRESHMEN will have a 1,000 yard season. He is quick and could move...from what I saw 70% of the time he makes the first guy miss, which is a huge plus because last year the runningback for CUC couldn't do that.

I am excited for the home opener this weekend and I know baseman and cougswillwin are excited as well...55-0 will mean nothing after Saturday.
#9
I was 5-7 last week thanks to CUW and AU. Appreciate it guys. Anyways...its HUMP day and here are my predictions for the week...template inspired by TruCountry this week...winners in bold.

Rockford vs MAC :   MAC...your coaches words were great and all but you lose this one as well....but at least score.  31-10 

North Central vs CUW :  CUWs struggling offense will continue to pull this team down in the non-conference games...just having a good defense isn't going to do it against a tough team like NC.  35-17

Coe vs Aurora : The Kohawks are going to roll all over the Spartans...sorry fellas, play hard.    38-14

North Park vs BU : This gets voted as the Toilet Bowl game of the week. Questionable on who to pick but since this is an IBFC board I will go for the Eagles.   21-10


Lakeland @ Carthage : I chose Carthage in this game because they beat a decent team (Carroll) 35-7 last week. Also, Lakeland has no running game this year and this will be a factor in this game.   24-14

CUC vs Chicago : Of coarse I pick CUC...will I ever pick against them? On the real...CUC has a bad bad taste in their mouth from last years wipe out...beating...on-slaught...whatever name you want to give it, they aren't liking it. Home-opener for CUC brings out a lot of emotion in this game along with the bad taste in their mouth. CUC needs to prove something and this is the game to do it.   28-10

Greenville @ Blackburn: Blackburn is going to get another beating two weeks in a row. Greenville Qb himself will be too much for this slow defense.   42-10

If my predictions are correct at least with the win/loss decisions this leaves the conference looking like so...

CUC: 2-0 (never seen before in schools history I believe)
Greenville: 1-0
Benedictine: 1-1
Eureka: 0-1
CUW: 0-2
Lakeland: 0-2
Aurora: 0-2
MAC: 0-2

good luck to all IBFC teams. ;D
#10
The Cougars play University of Chicago next week at home and this will definately be a true testfor them. The returners are looking for some revenge as U of Chicago demolished them last year. With a stronger defense and a powerful and fast offense, this is going to be one hell of a game.

Who is CUWs next opponent and what is that looking like?
#11
CUC defeats Blackburn 33-14. Ridiculous amount of penalties on the offensive side and if that wasn't the case the score could of been a little more. Over 100 yards on penalties. :-\

It is too early to make predictions on who is going to be the conference champ. It is only week 1.

Any word on Eureka or Benedictines scores?
#12
Quote from: baseman201 on August 31, 2007, 12:34:21 PM
QuoteCall the school and ask for Jim Egan...tell him to get his arse in gear

Well ok, I just emailed Jim about it.

You are a good man. I love you in a non-gay way.
#13
Augustana vs MAC : This game will look like the Louisville Murray St. game....Auggie will win by a lot and destroy MACs pride if there is any over there.   59-10           

CUC vs Blackburn :  We all know who I am going to pick in this game but I will say it anyways...CUC takes this one. fast paced offense and fast defense...according to Blackburns site, they have had a great strength and conditioning offseason. Hey, thats great...so has CUC.     42-14     

CUW vs Simpson :  CuW will come out strong to show the conference they still think they are the Champs. Simpson is too weak to beat this team.        38-24                       

UW-Whitewater vs Lakeland  : HAHAHA...have fun baby cheeseheads...the first and second stringers are going to demolish you. Whitewater will try to top there blow out from last year and win.     78-21     

Eureka vs Knox  :  Toilet Bowl game of the week??? Knox takes this game...will there ever be hope at Eureka? Eureka only scores because the dude in the trailer behind their field told the refs he would only give the game ball back if he gives Eureka some points on the board.  28-7             

Aurora vs Wisc. Lutheran  : Just looked at Wisc. Lutherans standings from last year....ouch. Aurora flies through this game with no problem.  35-0             

Elmhurst vs Benedictine  : Benedictines lack of offense will catch up to them in this game. Elmhurst is a strong team as always and this will not be a close game. Elmhurst gets the W.      31-10

these are just predictions...I do however hope that the IBFC teams do well and give this last season as a conference a good look. Good luck to all.
#14
Quote from: baseman201 on August 29, 2007, 03:02:29 PM
Oh yeah, and someone tell the CUC website people to get the roster and team photos updated.

Call the school and ask for Jim Egan...tell him to get his arse in gear....there is a site that you could see all the individual photos but I don't know what it is...wait, yes I do...I just don't want to tell you.
#15
Good predictions on everyones part except for Madfrog...You really must have some sort of grudge/hate for CUC to put Blackburn over them. CUC beat them with a majority of freshmen last year although it was only 13-3, look for CUC to score high in this game and their defense shows up to play as well.

I am scared for MAC and Lakeland....Lakeland deserves the tough front schedule. MAC, could their heads already be down? Has anyone been watching their practices or heard any updates on what they look like?