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Messages - El Dert Merchant

#1
Whoa whoa frank easy now- we history guys are clueless when it comes to psych let alone reverse psych.. the only kinda psych im familiar with are the throw back jokes- such as if i were to say "hey frank, if RPI beats Union tomorrow I will give up using strawberry jam on my moz sticks and honey mustard on my french fries..........
psyche!"

Use that one on the radio tomorrow and you'll be my hero for life... may even ask to touch your adam's apple like that hilarious joe buck commercial...
#2
Alright the merchant of dirt aka don juan of dipping sauces is throwing his hat in the ring- time to put the typos aside and talk turkey on the eve of the 104th Big Shoe Dance game...

After heading to Geneva for Union's real rivalry game of the year last saturday, one thing became quite clear to the sultan of sauces: Union, finally back to full health, is on a different level than the rest of the Liberty League. The defense has stepped it up and returned to vintage union football: dominant run defense and big plays in the secondary. The offense may be one of the most explosive in the nation- All Anthony Marotti does is win ball games, plain and simple. With Angilleta and Twichell back to 100% he has the school's #1 and #2 single season receiving yardage record holders, and arguably the nation's best receiving duo, at his disposal. And since you engineers like numbers and not words, don't try to pronounce the name, just remember #1- as in the #1 running back in the nation and the # that will have 200+ rushing yards early in the 4th quarter tomorrow.

Score- Union 56-20