Does anyone know what happens to a high school senior in Ohio who is slightly undersized and is too dumb to get into Ohio State?
A. Marry a sibling
B. Embark on a career in urinal cake making
C. Play football for Mount Union
D. Try and apply to Cortland
A. Marry a sibling
B. Embark on a career in urinal cake making
C. Play football for Mount Union
D. Try and apply to Cortland