What Uncle Sam has to say isn't a mystery.
The Del Val Aggies just made history.
From 3-22 just three years ago,
To the MAC Freedom champs.  Sam told you so.
To Coach K, Pitino, Izzo and Knight,
Coach Stitzel is on his way.  Yeah, that's right.
Can Del Val really make the Final Four?
If so, there'll be many more beers Uncle Sam will pour.
Since America's Program has arrived in the dance.
You certainly can expect some more Uncle Sam rants...

Aggies are gold and Aggies are green.
Del Val hosts the MAC final, have you seen?
Wednesday night, Coach Stitzel led the way,
While Jones and Beckett and a great day.
Lets not forget about Jason Goldheimer.
Who knew Uncle Sam was such a bold rhymer?
Saturday afternoon is not far at all.
DeSales is a nice team that can play some ball.
It might be a good game, this much is true.
But today, Uncle Sam has a question for you.
What in the world will people have to say,
When the MAC championship resides in Doylestown, PA?

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Uncle Sam's predictions are all coming true.
You ask, "How did Del Val get seed number one?"
Uncle Sam says, "Because Coach Stitzel gets it done."
Del Val's in the playoffs during 2 of the last 3.
That's quite a turnaround, don't you agree?
Uncle Sam is tired of all the Del Val hate.
And that goes to all of you except, of course, Kate.
Wilkes is in trouble on Wednesday night.
Uncle Sam has spoken, and you know he's right.

Well, well, well!  Look what we have here!
One question has become abundantly clear.
With all your junk defense and matchup zones,
Can anyone do anything to stop James Jones?
Del Val beat Eastern, That's nothing new.
Misericordia and DeSales?  They beat them too.
Uncle Sam warned you all how it would be.
He's full of knowledge and deserves a fee.
None of you gave Coach Stitzel a chance.
Now he's got his players and they will make the dance.
The only person who listened to Uncle Sam was Kate.
She understood the Freedom League's fate.
Uncle Sam and Kate, sitting in a tree.
W-I-N-N-I-N-G

As we sit here and reflect on this Thanksgiving eve,
Sam has a word for you, you better believe.
He apologizes to all for his absense of late,
But some of your comments have Uncle Sam irrate.
Other than Jones, no mention of Del Val.
The Aggies have a squad that will make you say "WOW!"
Some early mis-steps have occured so far.
This is expected with how young they are.
As league games begin and we move through the year,
The Freedom will recognize who they must fear.
"America's Program" is what you will call them,
And Uncle Sam will leave you with this little gem:
Happy Thanksgiving to your families and you,
But the road to the Freedom rolls through Doylestown. It's true.

Fall is here and summer has passed.
Uncle Sam is back from the shore, at last.
You all have missed him, this much is true.
But don't you go worrying, he's got a message for you.
Football, soccer and other sports compete,
But Del Val hoops brings Sam to his feet.
As you all get ready for the upcoming season,
Del Val's better than you, here is the reason:
Another great class is coming to school.
There are a lot of good players in that talent pool.
You'll discuss your teams, which you will overrate.
But Uncle Sam is tired of the Del Val hate.
We will see you in March, accept it or not.
When its all said and done, they're the best of the lot.
As he looks forward to all of your comments and cheer,
Be sure to remember, Uncle Sam is here.

'Twas right before playoffs and all through the MAC,
Everyone was wondering- Will Uncle Sam be back?
So Sam has arrived with a message for you.
This will be his last, here on 2/22.
You can all take your shots at Del Val and Sam.
But its now time to discuss America's Program.
Years and years of losing took place along the way,
Until Coach Stitzel arrived in Doylestown, P A.
In two short years, they are built to compete.
Next years playoff run, will surely be sweet.
Your all-conference lists should include Jones and White.
As much as you all hate it, Uncle Sam is right.
So as the playoffs push on and the summer draws near,
There is one more thing that you all need to fear.
As the off-season is filled with many recruiting wars,
Coach Stitzel's recruiting class will be better than yours...

Roses are red, snow is white.
Del Val is STILL coming, don't take them light.
Not much Aggie support here, except for Kate.
Who are you? Uncle Sam needs a date.
Amazingly enough, Del Val is still alive.
With a few more wins, they'll surely arrive.
So don't make your playoff plans just yet.
Stitzel's Aggies could be your best bet.
Uncle Sam sees one thing clear as a summer day.
Del Val is the team nobody wants to play.

Roses are red, ashes are black.
Don't look now, but Uncle Sam is back.
This time his message is as clear as day.
Del Val is coming and you're all in the way.
An up and down season is how it would seem,
But the Aggies under Stitzel, are a second-half team.
So as America's Program comes to a town near you,
Uncle Sam's words will surely ring true.

Roses are red, violets are blue.
Uncle Sam has a message for you.
You can root for your teams, and scream and cheer.
But there is one thing that needs to be clear.
As good as you think that your team may be,
The truth will soon be easy to see.
"Del Val is coming" says Uncle Sam.
That can only mean THE America's Program.

Yeah, yeah Eastern is great.  Why no mention of them getting ROLLED on by Del Val?  Uncle Sam doesn't appreciate this lack of respect for the Aggies...

A wise man once told me, "BEWARE of the early lead."

America's Program.