Quote from: walzy31 on February 14, 2011, 04:17:47 PM
The All-Crazy Team is almost complete. One spot remains. Who will it be?

Gents,

As a former Co-National Player of the year, I think it is only appropriate for me to nominate somebody for the Final All-Crazy team spot. While fans talk of my late game heroics and ability to shoot from wherever I please, I truly pride my game after players who bring a high level of intensity and passion to the court. That being said, I would like to nominate a Wesleyan Cardinal.

Earlier this year I was able to catch the little three match up between the Red Birds and my Alma Mater on January 5th. While the Lord Jeffrey's won this battle, I truly believe a single Cardinal won the war.

Because of my fear of fame and inability to consistently sign autographs, I felt the need to stay incognito. I quietly sat behind the Wesleyan bench as I continually heard constant banter and outrageous outbursts coming from a member of the Wesleyan Bench. When searching through the game program, I managed to identify this legend as Neal Creeden.

When he checked into the game late in the second half, there was an eruption of what I seemed to make out as "Real Deal." Whether this is the correct nickname or not, I will continue to call him by this alias. Within his first possession, the "Real Deal" managed to pick up a flagrant foul via the slashing of a Lord Jeff jersey. While this action in itself deserves mentioning, it is his rage and ferocity that merits his recognition.

The "Real Deal" sighting number two came recently at the Connecticut College game. Upon getting a casual put back layup, this legend found it necessary to scream/shout/yell in Pete "The Big Bathroom" Banos' face while sprinting back on defense, only to slap the floor and break down into his defensive stance. With eyes widely open, the "Real Deal" attempted to stare deep into Banos' soul. While Banos was overwhelmed he apparently was able to "flush" that play down the drain and "plunger" his way to victory.

It is said that Banos' was not the only member in the gym who was startled/frightened. Many women and children were immediately evacuated, as the "Real Deal" was loose on the scene. While I did not see this instance myself, one of my former, favorite young talents of the NESCAC, Demetrius Porter, relayed the information to me (so you know its good).

So, in conclusion, based on these two events alone, Neal "The Real Deal" Creeden deserves strong consideration for the final spot on the illustrious All Crazy Team. Fortunately for all members of the 'CAC, this outrageous Cardinal is graduating in May.

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