Quote from: doolittledog on February 06, 2018, 09:53:29 PM

Looking at twitter posts from IIAC coaching staffs...all seem excited for their incoming class.   

Personally, I'm waiting for the first coach to say, "ya, well, it was a rough year on the recruiting trail boys.  My GPS was on the fritz and I got popped for a DUI, so I didn't hit all the schools I hoped to get to.  Anyways, we picked up a one-legged kicker, 7 under-sized mathletes, and 3 dudes from the Juvey home, but beyond that, the cupboard's kinda bare.  Hey, GO CATS!"

BTW, I read the fine print.  Game on

Quote from: 5 Words or Less on February 07, 2018, 10:11:54 PM

It's time to draw a line in the sand and say ENOUGH WITH NICE ... or at least until benddontbreak posts again.

Sincerely yours,
5 words or more

It's just a flesh wound...Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!

Quote from: 5 Words or Less on February 07, 2018, 10:11:54 PM

Quote from: doolittledog on February 06, 2018, 09:53:29 PM
Welcome to the board benddontbreak.  Love to have more talk on here...

NO NO NO!!!  ALL WRONG.  Welcoming someone to the board just scares 'em away.  You have to be BOLD and needle this guy ... give him some reason to come back.  You need to say stuff like:

• "I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."
• "Go away or I will taunt you a second time."
• "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called "Ben D., Don T. & Bre from AK," you and all your silly English K-n-i-g-g-i-t-s.."
• The knights who say "Ni" demand a sacrifice! ... We want A SHRUBBERY!

I've been pestering the evil empire for years and the friggin' board is littered with nonsense quotes about all things orange.   It's time to draw a line in the sand and say ENOUGH WITH NICE ... or at least until benddontbreak posts again.

Sincerely yours,
5 words or more

The Loras schedule is up at http://www.duhawks.com/schedule.aspx?path=football

Sep 1 (Sat) 1:00 PM       vs UW-Eau Claire
Sep 8 (Sat) 1:00 PM       at Benedictine
Sep 15 (Sat)       BYE
Sep 22 (Sat) 1:00 PM    at Luther
Sep 29 (Sat) 1:00 PM    vs. Dubuque   
Oct 6 (Sat) 1:00 PM       at Buena Vista
Oct 13 (Sat) 1:00 PM       vs Nebraska Wesleyan
Oct 20 (Sat) 1:00 PM       at Simpson
Oct 27 (Sat) 1:00 PM       vs Wartburg
Nov 3 (Sat) 1:00 PM       at Coe
Nov 10 (Sat) 1:00 PM    vs Central