What a tournament its been... it couldn't be more clear that these are the two best teams in the country. Shoutout to Mr. Right for saying that Calvin '[has] enough' to beat Tufts... yikes. Lets hope he didn't bet the kitchen sink on that one.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Here are Timmy Two Wheel's hypothetical Greensboro, North Carolina sports book NCAA Division 3 National Championship betting lines.

TUF vs AMH - (Pickem... AMH +110, Tufts +110 / O/U 2.5)

Prop Bets:

1) Yellow Cards - O/U 2.5
2) Giammattei goals - O/U 1.25
3) Number of times Coach Serpone runs down the sideline to yell at the 4th official - O/U 16.5
4) Number of different Tufts players that see the field - O/U 19.5
5) Serpone calories burned during the starting lineups - O/U 500.1
6) Tufts wears their 'bumblebee' jerseys - +250
7) Number of pre-game hot takes from Mr. Right ... O/U 3.5


I'll be taking the over on Yellow Cards and the Serpone Parlay. Tufts bumblebee jerseys probably isn't a bad bet either. 

Ain't nothing like D3 soccer in December.

Thanks for that great in depth analysis as always Mr. Right.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Here are Timmy Two Wheel's hypothetical sports book NESCAC playoff betting lines.

1) Amherst vs Middlebury. (AMH -0.5, O/U 1.5)

3 Quick prop bets:
- TOTAL game Yellow Cards (O/U 3.5)
- Amherst assistant coach Derek Shea wears XXXL black windpants and jacket, finally completing the full transformation to look exactly like Coach Serpone (+180)
- Goulart stepovers (O/U 26.5) [the over missed slightly last week... he had 28 by my count]

2) Tufts vs Williams (TUF -1.5, O/U 4.5)

4 Quick Prop Bets:
- d4Pace + Mr. Right posts throughout the game (O/U 6.5)
- Tufts PK misses (O/U 0.5)
- Williams' Oberg read's Mr. Right's analysis, tries to ping a 30 yard diagonal, Tasker intercepts and scores (-110).
- Davis saves (O/U 3.5)


Should be a great weekend of soccer.

Weather looking to be a cold 39 degrees all day.

Timmy's Picks:
AMH 2-1
TUF 4-2

Great analysis @maineman

And now the moment you've all been waiting for. Here are Timmy Two Wheel's hypothetical sports book NESCAC playoff betting lines.

1) Amherst vs Wesleyan. (AMH -1.5, O/U 2.5)

3 Quick prop bets:
- Amherst Yellow Cards (O/U 1.5)
- One Amherst Coach gets spoken to by the center official (-250)
- Wesleyan's Devanny saves (O/U 5.5)

2) Tufts vs Hamilton (TUF -1.5, O/U 3.5)

4 Quick Prop Bets:
- Tufts players seeing the field (O/U 19.5)
- Hamilton shots on goal (O/U 5.5)
- Rojas yellow cards (O/U 1.25)
- Tufts loses this game and then somehow wins the national championship (+450)

3) Conn vs Midd (Midd -0.5, O/U 1.25)

3 Quick Prop Bets:
- Total Shots on Goal (O/U 6.5)
- Goulart stepovers (O/U 32.5)
- Fans attending that aren't parents or significant others (O/U 4.5)

4) Williams vs Bates (Bates -0.5, O/U 0.5)

2 Quick Prop Bets:
- Someone with the last name Bardong scores or gets an assist (+450)
- Mr. Right attends the game and leaves uninspired by Williams' performance (-5000)

How's everybody doing! Timmy Two Wheels checking in just in time for the fresh season. Always loved D3 soccer and living about close to Boston makes it easy to pop over to watch the various teams around here so I figured I'd hop on to give my two cents on everything NESCAC.

I've always loved the dynamic nature of the league. It's unlike a lot of others in that pretty much anybody except Trinity can win it which, in my opinion, makes it more interesting to follow than most other leagues out there.

Can't wait to get involved in the banter!