Quote from: 'gro on June 01, 2009, 01:13:40 PM
www.textsfromlastnight.com   SFW-ish

Best Text:

XXX:  Hey, I am going to send you a picture of my dinner.
YYY:  Dude, if you sent me another picture of your P****, we are no longer friends.

Quote from: JT on June 01, 2009, 06:15:58 PM


Next day they were spotted holding hands.  Score!  Anyway he got on another cruise in the next port to entertain another group.  So she was alone.  JT knows what the LLPP is thinking.  JT was thinking the same thing. JT got a moment alone and asked her if he made his "member" talk.  Her eyeballs about fell out of her head.  

So JT went: Is that a yes?

Chick: [while walking away] azzhole

NICE!!

Quote from: dlippiel on June 01, 2009, 07:26:44 PM

Quote from: JT on June 01, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
JT just returned from a cruise with the in-laws.  It was surprisingly good.  Enough alone time, enough family time.  Plus the risk of getting caught seems to work for MJT... who knew?  Perhaps the best part was leaving from NY, first time on a cruise w/o flying.  And it was a people watchers paradise, LD would have loved it.  Picture 2,500 people... 1/3 Yankee Bleacher creature, 1/3 Goomba/Mafia, 1/3 Boricua, Dominican etc.  And among those groups 1/3 God's waiting room.  The medallions, the pinky rings, the chest (back) hair.

But JT has to give them props in one respect... best tipping group on a cruise bar none.  They respected how hard the crew works and how long the crew is away from their families.

Perhaps the funniest thing was when JT was having a nightcap and he looked over and spied the entertainment for the night (ventriloquist) running the mackin ho's bible on a chick.  Dood was just rolling with everything.  Chick said she was looking for a publisher for her crappy book, and the dood even knew something about the stoopid subject.  JT was impressed.

Next day they were spotted holding hands.  Score!  Anyway he got on another cruise in the next port to entertain another group.  So she was alone.  JT knows what the LLPP is thinking.  JT was thinking the same thing. JT got a moment alone and asked her if he made his "member" talk.  Her eyeballs about fell out of her head.  

So JT went: Is that a yes?

Chick: [while walking away] azzhole


On a side note this comedian Percy Crews has got game.... he needs a better marketing/web presence apparently, but JT can attest that Percy kicked butt for an hour.

http://www.myspace.com/percycrews2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3QnW3ue2E&feature=related

Nice JT I am glad the cruise was cool. My wife keeps trying to get me on one of them but for some reason I am scared ****less of those big ****ing boats. I own a boat, fish, and spend a **** load of time on the water. Yet I just think about the Titanic going down....****. Should I take one or what? Thoughts/experiences from the LLPP. JT thanks again for all that info. Even though I will still hold in the middle it was great to look into some info/points of view I would usually not look at. Thanks much appreciated! ****ing Whodini wow that brings back memories! Don't forget early LL Cool J. Later fellas I am...

"Going back to Cali

A repositioning cruise North America to Europe is the only time one may be far away from Coast Guard/ Navy etc.   All these island cruises are so close to other ships, the chances of a Titanic are really slim.

Pros:  Floating hotel, meals, hard working (mostly) third world staff, gambling, pools, sauna, spa, broadway style shows, comedy shows, art auctions, great bang for the buck, not a bad mancation or couples vacation etc.,

Cons: Set itineraries, rare weather issues prevent enjoying an excursion, bad dining mates if you are four  or less in a group.  You mat be seated with others which can also be good if they are cool. With set itineraries you may get to spend less time in certain places as you wanted.  Inability to avoid douchebags.  If there are people that annoy you, you will see them often... its the main rule of cruising.

JT would recommend Southern Caribbean 10-11 day or Eastern 5-7 day to start.  Panama Canal 14 day next. If you are single... wedding season (April-June) in the caribbean rules... lots of horny bridesmaids and other assorted single women.  Research where the women go to party in each port and go there.

Involved or married (April-June) too. July through Oct is hurricane season, but the discounts are big.

Doing Europe on a cruise saves big time on the Euro/USD difference.  Fly to Italy or Spain and start cruising.

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 01, 2009, 06:23:30 PM
Rev,

I'm going further down the timeline here but I'm callin in the big guns to defend my honor. 

I'll let Eric B do the heavy lifting for me:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZElWBsoyvUo

Oh SNAP!!!  +K for keeping it real.
The Rev is trying to get as far back into his failing memory archives to find classic rap/hip-hop.  Here's one: Kool Moe Dee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuDL-TcKXoY

(Came this close to citing KRS One.)

ouch even the media in L.A. is turning on usc  and its win at all cost atmosphere...


http://www.latimes.com/sports/college/basketball/la-sp-streeter31-2009may31,0,7274691.column

Quote from: dlippiel on June 01, 2009, 07:26:44 PM

Quote from: JT on June 01, 2009, 06:15:58 PM
JT just returned from a cruise with the in-laws.  It was surprisingly good.  Enough alone time, enough family time.  Plus the risk of getting caught seems to work for MJT... who knew?  Perhaps the best part was leaving from NY, first time on a cruise w/o flying.  And it was a people watchers paradise, LD would have loved it.  Picture 2,500 people... 1/3 Yankee Bleacher creature, 1/3 Goomba/Mafia, 1/3 Boricua, Dominican etc.  And among those groups 1/3 God's waiting room.  The medallions, the pinky rings, the chest (back) hair.

But JT has to give them props in one respect... best tipping group on a cruise bar none.  They respected how hard the crew works and how long the crew is away from their families.

Perhaps the funniest thing was when JT was having a nightcap and he looked over and spied the entertainment for the night (ventriloquist) running the mackin ho's bible on a chick.  Dood was just rolling with everything.  Chick said she was looking for a publisher for her crappy book, and the dood even knew something about the stoopid subject.  JT was impressed.

Next day they were spotted holding hands.  Score!  Anyway he got on another cruise in the next port to entertain another group.  So she was alone.  JT knows what the LLPP is thinking.  JT was thinking the same thing. JT got a moment alone and asked her if he made his "member" talk.  Her eyeballs about fell out of her head.  

So JT went: Is that a yes?

Chick: [while walking away] azzhole


On a side note this comedian Percy Crews has got game.... he needs a better marketing/web presence apparently, but JT can attest that Percy kicked butt for an hour.

http://www.myspace.com/percycrews2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3QnW3ue2E&feature=related

Nice JT I am glad the cruise was cool. My wife keeps trying to get me on one of them but for some reason I am scared ****less of those big ****ing boats. I own a boat, fish, and spend a **** load of time on the water. Yet I just think about the Titanic going down....****. Should I take one or what? Thoughts/experiences from the LLPP. JT thanks again for all that info. Even though I will still hold in the middle it was great to look into some info/points of view I would usually not look at. Thanks much appreciated! ****ing Whodini wow that brings back memories! Don't forget early LL Cool J. Later fellas I am...

"Going back to Cali

KS remembers what KS used to say in the Navy, there are 2 types of ships, Submarines and Targets.  Cruise ships are big slow targets. 

Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

any LLPP'rs see this train wreck last night? pbr knows gro was glued to the tv to see gro's favorite playa...

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on June 03, 2009, 01:16:12 AM

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

It took me about 2-3minutes the first time.  Thought i'd smoke it the second time, but the same about 2-3 minutes.  3rd time was the charm though.

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 08:43:47 AM

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on June 03, 2009, 01:16:12 AM

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

It took me about 2-3minutes the first time.  Thought i'd smoke it the second time, but the same about 2-3 minutes.  3rd time was the charm though.

Yea it took me about 40 seconds the first time.  And then I was pissed because it took me almost 25 seconds the second time.  But the third time I did it in .009 seconds so I was happy.

Quote from: Jonny Utah on June 03, 2009, 09:21:02 AM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 08:43:47 AM

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on June 03, 2009, 01:16:12 AM

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

It took me about 2-3minutes the first time.  Thought i'd smoke it the second time, but the same about 2-3 minutes.  3rd time was the charm though.

Yea it took me about 40 seconds the first time.  And then I was pissed because it took me almost 25 seconds the second time.  But the third time I did it in .009 seconds so I was happy.

Oh Utah, you are such a funny guy.

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 09:32:01 AM

Quote from: Jonny Utah on June 03, 2009, 09:21:02 AM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 08:43:47 AM

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on June 03, 2009, 01:16:12 AM

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

It took me about 2-3minutes the first time.  Thought i'd smoke it the second time, but the same about 2-3 minutes.  3rd time was the charm though.

Yea it took me about 40 seconds the first time.  And then I was pissed because it took me almost 25 seconds the second time.  But the third time I did it in .009 seconds so I was happy.

Oh Utah, you are such a funny guy.

It actually took me 10 minutes to figure out that the father wasn't the mother.  Then another 5 minutes to go back and read the rules that I skipped over in excitement.

Quote from: Jonny Utah on June 03, 2009, 09:34:14 AM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 09:32:01 AM

Quote from: Jonny Utah on June 03, 2009, 09:21:02 AM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 08:43:47 AM

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on June 03, 2009, 01:16:12 AM

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

It took me about 2-3minutes the first time.  Thought i'd smoke it the second time, but the same about 2-3 minutes.  3rd time was the charm though.

Yea it took me about 40 seconds the first time.  And then I was pissed because it took me almost 25 seconds the second time.  But the third time I did it in .009 seconds so I was happy.

Oh Utah, you are such a funny guy.

It actually took me 10 minutes to figure out that the father wasn't the mother.  Then another 5 minutes to go back and read the rules that I skipped over in excitement.

The brainpower on the LL board is pretty impressive.  At least you all know that if you moved to Japan it should be pretty easy to get a job.

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 03, 2009, 08:43:47 AM

Quote from: Rt Rev J.H. Hobart on June 03, 2009, 01:16:12 AM

Quote from: wildcat11 on June 02, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
Invite to the LL'ers:

Wildcat11 challenged the NWC board today to go over to ADvantage Catdome and take the Japanese IQ test.  A friend of mine sent this to me a few months ago and I thought this would be a perfect time killer.

Take the test, try to solve the puzzle and post up your time on the blog.

ADvantage Catdome -TAKE THE JAPANESE IQ TEST!

WC11--
The Rev did the test and finished it in about 5 minutes.  But then he restarted it and couldn't remember how he did it.  The Rev ended up failing to solve the problem the second time!  How bad is that?
I think that means The Rev has Alzheimer's.

It took me about 2-3minutes the first time.  Thought i'd smoke it the second time, but the same about 2-3 minutes.  3rd time was the charm though.

This is complete BS.  No way did you finish that in 3 mins.