K, I liked the links to the new Lara Croft a little better than the russian skater story.....

Quote from: kiltedrat on February 21, 2006, 10:45:45 AM
Maybe I should have been watching the Olympic icedancing, at least I should have watched this little game of nipple peek-a-boo:

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For some damn reason, I can't link direct to the picture.

definitely a nipple slip, nice find KR.

There are actually two it appears.  One on the first photo and the second around photo 13 or 14, it is the same two former commies.

KS thinks he has discovered the identity of Mr. Poopy Pants.  He appears to be none other than the Japanese Elvis that haunts the south building warehouse where Knightstalkers cube now resides.  KS caught a whiff as someone walked by his cube, KS looked up and saw Japanelvis, JE walking by.  KS stood up quickly to look at the shoes and it was a match.  JE is also mr. Poopy Pants.

icgrad & mrs grad see 2 oscar nominated movies this weekend...

1) Crash  - Both thought movie was very good & very thought provoking
2) Capote -Both though movie was very good. Philip Seymour Hoffman played the role very well but grad hated Capote himself by the end of the movie.  What a self centered, narcasistic, prick!!!

Biggest pet peeve though was with theater where we saw Capote(saw Crash on DVD)....We get popcorn..medium sized & it's $5.75!!! Then they have these "Deal Combos" which you are supposed to "order by number" I forgot what 1 & 2 were but 3 was large popcorn & large soda..Grad asks Pimple Faced High Schooler(PFHS) behind counter what the cost on # 3 is and PFHS responds back $10.50, do you want one?  Grad almost throws popcorn back at PFHS & says no thanks.....Luckly we had brought our own water with us. Next time popping own popcorn at home & bring my own 2 liter to theater...

Where the hell is HollaDawg?

Garnet,
Wanted to K+ you, but your pre-assigned lottry number mandated I k- you.

The gods have been notified of the addition to your hidden karma.

You know, like a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.

   


Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.
Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.
Mortimer Duke: Half of it is from me.
Ezra: Thank you, Mr. Mortimer.
[mouthing silently]
Ezra: A-hole.

RE: the movies
Now, don't get Reg wrong.....I love seeing new movies...but Reg hasn't been to see a movie in the theaters in about 2 years.....

"Oh but why Regulator?".....you ask[/b]
Well, where to begin...

How about the price?  Reg has no problem coming up with the $8.75 per person....but it's the principle of spending that much on a freaking movie!!
How about the food....$5.75 for popcorn!!! The combo deals piss me off more than anything...HOW IS THAT A COMBO!!! It is popcorn and 10cents worth of syrup mixed with soda water!!!
How about the people that think it is OK to go back to watch a movie more than one time and RECITE THE ENTIRE FREAKING MOVIE!!!!.....  Listen, in the House of Reg, you would immediately get cuffed in the back of the head if you repeat more than one line of any said movie....but because of the diverse area Reg used to live in, he was unable to say anything unless he was packing.

Finally, the annoying people who have the movie "ettiquette" down to a science....You know what Im talking about...there arte certain things people say when the previews are coming on...(I forget what they are)  And secondly, I am not getting in line to watch a movie....but it's a double edge sword when I am sitting in the back corner behind the people with their faces sammiched together and the kids throwing popcorn at each other.

ICGrad- Take my advice....I was aable to smuggle a resces pieces sundae into my last movie experience....you should try that...or take a Chipoltle Burrito in with you.  I would recommend saying "this burrito is delicious, but it is filling" as many times as you can in a given 15 min span.  (Just don't forget your 9 milli if you plan on visiting the Muvico at Arundel Mills!!

RE: FLIP THAT HOUSE

Reg is HUGE on this show, in fact, it is one of his favorites.  While I was watching tonight a person bought a DUMP in hollywood that she paid $370K for.  Now HERE is the TRICK....there were squatters living in the place for 2 YEARS WITHOUT ELECTRIC OR PLUMBING......now you are saying to yourself...
Self, I cannot spend 35 minutes without checking the internet....how could I live for two years without WATER!!!!?  Regulator doesnt know...

But Reg had to LAUGH OUT LOUD at the lady who bought the house when she was going through the items left in the house "looking for valuables"...

Reg went ballistic!!!....LET ME PAINT THIS PICTURE
Ernie "Hey Lyric, do you think we should sell our Michael Jordan rookie card or use this 5 gallon pail to take dumps in for the next 24 months?"
Lyric- "Screw that, Jordan is god!!!!"
Ernie, "hey our squatter rights are up, should we leave the Jordan rookie card for the next person that wants to live here or take it with us?"
Lyric- Nah, I feel bad for leaving the place so dirty....there is poo everywhere, we havent showered since the last time we were at the 7/11, I peed in the shower this morning, and the roaches, have left such a mess, leave it!!"

THE MOVIE THEATER RANT OF THE MILLENIUM

I totally agree w/ Mr. Regulator... Going to the movies ranks on the annoying scale up there w/ a trip to the airport. The only thing is that air travel is for most people inevitable, unless you're john madden.

First, let's face it. is it really worth the money to even go to the movies? The only movies that Gro will cough up the cheddar to see in the theaters must contain 60% CGI and tons of things blowing up... it's not worth the $18 and change to see a comedy/drama/dramedy/date movie/documentary/docudrama/or the dreaded docudramedy... sorry Gro can wait the 2 months it takes to come out on DVD.

So, how is the movies the same as the airport? First, you have to beat the rush. Don't trying getting to the theater 10min before the movies starts. You won't even get a ticket in time.  You need to give yourself at least 30min for an opening weekend release. So you've got your ticket.  I think we all know that price gouging that occurs at the concession stand, so gro won't go there. There must be flakes of gold in the movie popcorn butter.

Now, you've just refinanced your mortgage so you could by some junior mints. Time to find a seat. GOOD LUCK!! do you want to sit near the annoying kids in the front, or the horny teens in the back? With some luck you'll plop down next to some old couple that has to leave 7 times during the film to check their depends for butt nuggets. If they are not available you'll probably end up next to arm rest hogging guy, cell phone guy/girl, or "I'm going to stare at your girls boobies while you're not looking" guy.... it really is like the airport huh?

Gro is a preview guy... he likes to watch them. As far as I'm concerned the rules of the movies applies to the previews... that means SHUT THE FVCK UP!! don't talk before, during, after, or inbetween the previews. end of discussion.

The movie is starting, finally... You arrived early, sat though movie trivia, previews, the theater intro, and now... your butt hurts. Maybe Gro's lacking some padding, but dabutt has a sitting lifespan of 90min before constant shifting must occur (that was hell during finals). Some movies are good enough so that you tune all that out, but if the movie sucks, you are uncomfortable as hell.

tired, annoyed, fatigued, and out of money... why not just sit at home in front of the big screen? that's what GRO does.

KR's nomination for the LLPP LLc Mom of the year

RE: Babies

Gro's doing his normal morning routine of going downstairs to check his office mailbox... Gro's walking though customer service and sees that an employee had brought his grandson (3-4 months old) to show the ladies. They are circled around this kid like vultures.

The Gro walks by the circle, gives a nod like "cute baby" then continues on to the mail room... by their reaction you would of thought I spit on the baby. So I tell them, "Listen, I don't get worked up over babies... I said he was cute".

Let it be known that Gro does NOT go coo coo at the sight of babies, puppies, baby chickens, ducks, ferrets, otters and other fuzzy species.

Gro,

What's worse is when you do ogle over the kid and tell the parents how cute he is, only to find out it's a her.