Quote from: MongolianWarrior on February 28, 2006, 03:28:29 AM
TDT--bring back some Cubans so they can roll cigars for us while tailgating, just like Kramer attempted in Seinfeld.

I'm guessing we'd just end up with some Dominicans.

Does Beaver get nominated for the Gagliardi Trophy next year?  It'd be a joke if he was.

Ahhhhh Duffman.  You big tough guy sucking down Schell's thru your beer bong.  Your skills are to be admired UNTIL you get parked next to the Kohler.  So in conclusion, I still own you.

Veek: I will name drop on South Beach and will keep MIAC PP updated on your popularity in South Dade County.  Also Mongo, pretty sure they don't have Leinie's ANYWHERE here, hence why I drink Michelob and Zima.

FYI: I will round up some Cubans and have them come to MN.  First order of business is to take care of Johnnie Red's lawn.  Then on a weekly basis they will do Veek, finsleft, Ritzy, KR, Dusty SJU, and ROR.  Anyone else want their landscaping taken care of?  Just let TDT know and you will be added to the schedule.  They do a terrific job here and I am sure you will appreciate the quality landscaping.

KR: My boy Dr. Phil would say that Mr. Beaver is a low life scum bag for using alcohol at his party to attempt to inebriate underage girls with the goal of scoring.  He would tell Mr. Beav to come clean and accept his punishment like a man.  No doubt whether he is innocent or guilty he IS guilty of poor judgment, something TDT never has happen to him 

Almost forgot to declare my K offerings to the MIAC PP.  -K to Duffman and Mongo for hatin' on TDT.

+K to Kilted Rat for diggin up the dirt on the Beav.  Good work, you are picking up the Google slack from Mr. 0-6 while he takes his outlandish predictions to the hoops board.

With a name like "Mr. Beaver" I'll bet he scores with all the ladies.  And lest KR takes full credit for the article, he may want to cite Wildcat 11 for the reference. 

I can think of only one more thing that my boy Dr. Phil would say to the Beav:

Wish in one hand, sh!t in the other, see which one fills up first

Kinda of lame charge for Mr. Beaver. But how stupid are the girls iat Whitewater, hey let's run away from the cops, that won't raise suspicion. Do you need to ply these women with alcohol?

Kinda quiet in here this mornin.  Does everyone have a case of the Tuesdays? 

FYI: TDT will be attending the St. Patricks Day alumni get together in Naples.  Do my MIAC brethren think that I should wear the sportcoat I wore to KR's wedding or just some trademark pink?  Decisions Decisions Decisions

I will fully admit I found that link on the WIAC board, just wanted to make sure we could all read it and see how a "real" RB wears a tie one more time.

Warning: Sportcoat pic of TDT may cause posters of the MIAC to pee their pants

Will the NDSU transfer pipeline be flowing this fall to Collegeville?

Any chance Mr. Beaver may be facing consequences comparable to what our favorite wrestler/quarterback got at Auggie Tech this past fall?

Fortunate to have a Johnnie spending some time at our office this week since he is considering law school in the future. Always happy to open the doors to Johnnies. Now if he was a student at Royaland, it would be another story. Speaking of Bethel, it seems like their posters have dropped off the board.

Quote from: kiltedrat on February 27, 2006, 08:33:49 PM
Fins, JR, J esq, or Zip care to comment on how much a defendents feelings of guilt or innocence matter in a courtroom?

In addition to Johnnie Red's eloquent comments, let me add only that from a defense perspective, it's a hell of a lot better if your client feels he's innocent than if he feels he's guilty. And, of course, better still if the facts back him up.
What really pisses me off about that article, is how can a "sports editor" get by with writing something like, "...he has sought legal council..."? Where's the editor? I hope that idiot isn't also on the Student COUNSEL!!

Quote from: DuffMan on February 28, 2006, 08:06:01 AM

Quote from: MongolianWarrior on February 28, 2006, 03:28:29 AM
TDT--bring back some Cubans so they can roll cigars for us while tailgating, just like Kramer attempted in Seinfeld.

I'm guessing we'd just end up with some Dominicans.

That would perhaps be better. When Castro took over, he nationalized the tobacco industry. Many of those who really knew the trade, fled the country with gunny sacks full of seeds (and their knowledge), ending up in places like Dominican Rep., Mexico, Panama, Honduras, etc.
There is still the mystique of the Cuban cigar, but your money is often better spent elsewhere.

Quote from: finsleft on February 28, 2006, 02:24:54 PM
What really pisses me off about that article, is how can a "sports editor" get by with writing something like, "...he has sought legal council..."? Where's the editor? I hope that idiot isn't also on the Student COUNSEL!!

Fins, this came from a WIAC school.  What do you expect?

Quote from: DuffMan on February 28, 2006, 02:50:46 PM

Quote from: finsleft on February 28, 2006, 02:24:54 PM
What really pisses me off about that article, is how can a "sports editor" get by with writing something like, "...he has sought legal council..."? Where's the editor? I hope that idiot isn't also on the Student COUNSEL!!

Fins, this came from a WIAC school.  What do you expect?

I'm surprised they spelled innocent right!