Quote from: icgrad87 on February 28, 2006, 09:34:18 AM

Quote from: JT on February 27, 2006, 09:45:00 AM
Anyone catch Flava of Love. Pumpkin got the boot and on the way out, hocked a nice loogie on New York.  Know how most chicks don't how to spit for volume and distance.  Not this chick she got full extention and nailed New York good.

Here's the video of the whole thing...keep the volume low..lots of screaming & bleeping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk40LnxZraY

Thank you SO much for posting that.....it was so worth it to see that hood hat spit on that other hood rat !!!! That was awesome....

And I don't know how she got that much saliva ready so quickly....I mean she went from speaking one second to spewing a MONSTER loogie the next! 
It take regulator a good second to cough up anything remotely si8milar to that.

PS- How about accuracy!!....PUMPKIN IS LEGIT....She couldnt have aimed better if she has a Laser sight hanging off her chin!!!

George Carlin's New Rules for 2006:



New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days: mowing my lawn.



New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.



New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?



New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.



New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.



New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.



New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.



New Rule: Stop f***ing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.



New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the ass hole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge ass hole.



New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.



New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the US Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."



New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&M. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.



New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.



New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.



New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your webcam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.



New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

Re: Garnet's list.
That list is hilarious... George Carlin is one of my favorite comics. Where did you find the list, off his website?

Quote from: icgrad87 on February 28, 2006, 09:34:18 AM

Quote from: JT on February 27, 2006, 09:45:00 AM
Anyone catch Flava of Love. Pumpkin got the boot and on the way out, hocked a nice loogie on New York.  Know how most chicks don't how to spit for volume and distance.  Not this chick she got full extention and nailed New York good.

Here's the video of the whole thing...keep the volume low..lots of screaming & bleeping

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk40LnxZraY

Classic, just classic tv.  +K for everyone curtousy of ICGrad87.

-K for TDT in accordance with LLPP and MIACPP working agreement.

Garnet must be smote, KS granted +K to Garnet for Carlin list, now KS requests help in bringing Garnets K back to approved total.

When Knightstalker retires he aspires to become:

Re: NFL Combine

Gro caught about 10min of the combine yesterday on NFL network before they went to a commercial and Gro's ADD kicked in and never went back. They were showing the 40 yd dash for the D-linemen. A few thoughts.

1. whoever the announcer was had a huge lisp which detracted from my viewing pleasure. Not that I'm making fun of the guy... but why did he get into broadcassssting?

2. These DL cats are HUGE. Monsters. And they ran in the 4.88-5.20 range. Impressive. But every... EVERY guy had terrible running form. Head down, looking like they were pinching a loaf the whole way.

Now, the 40 isn't going to translate into how well you perform on the field... but it is going to effect your draft position and therefore the amount of hamiltons in your pocket. So how come these kids don't work on their combine drills more? (maybe they do, but Gro didn't see it out of the 6-7 guys he saw). A DL who runs a 5.05 is average... knock that down to a 4.95 and scouts will take notice. am I right or am I right?

p.s. Vandy QB Jay Cutler ran a 4.77 and benched 225 28 times. He's headed to the Titans at #3.

Quote from: knightstalker on February 28, 2006, 10:46:16 AM
When Knightstalker retires he aspires to become:

KS, why would you want to be Jethro Tull?

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 28, 2006, 11:06:05 AM
Re: NFL Combine

Gro caught about 10min of the combine yesterday on NFL network before they went to a commercial and Gro's ADD kicked in and never went back. They were showing the 40 yd dash for the D-linemen. A few thoughts.

1. whoever the announcer was had a huge lisp which detracted from my viewing pleasure. Not that I'm making fun of the guy... but why did he get into broadcassssting?

2. These DL cats are HUGE. Monsters. And they ran in the 4.88-5.20 range. Impressive. But every... EVERY guy had terrible running form. Head down, looking like they were pinching a loaf the whole way.

Now, the 40 isn't going to translate into how well you perform on the field... but it is going to effect your draft position and therefore the amount of hamiltons in your pocket. So how come these kids don't work on their combine drills more? (maybe they do, but Gro didn't see it out of the 6-7 guys he saw). A DL who runs a 5.05 is average... knock that down to a 4.95 and scouts will take notice. am I right or am I right?

p.s. Vandy QB Jay Cutler ran a 4.77 and benched 225 28 times. He's headed to the Titans at #3.

The top four of the draft will probably be Reggie Bush #1 to the Texans, Matt Leinart #2 to the Saints (will take over for Aaron Brooks), Cutler #3 to the Titans, and VY #4 to the J-E-T-S.. JETS JETS JETS

KS doesn't want to be Ian Anderson, KS just wants to be a derelict wino, who goes home at night and takes a shower and goes to bed.  Derelict wino by day and retired by night.

Quote from: budcrew08 on February 28, 2006, 11:11:10 AM

The top four of the draft will probably be Reggie Bush #1 to the Texans, Matt Leinart #2 to the Saints (will take over for Aaron Brooks), Cutler #3 to the Titans, and VY #4 to the J-E-T-S.. JETS JETS JETS

If the Jets are smart, they take the number 4 pick and trade it along with John Abraham for a lower first round pick this year, a second round this year and a first round pick next year.  Or take Ferguson with the four and trade Abraham for a lower first round pick and maybe a second or third round pick.

yuck, jets fans... well both of your hopes rely on that 1st statement "if the jets are smart".

GOOD LUCK!

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 28, 2006, 11:19:34 AM
yuck, jets fans... well both of your hopes rely on that 1st statement "if the jets are smart".

GOOD LUCK!

Knightstalker is NOT a Jets fan, Knightstalker hates the Jets because Stalker has been a Dolphins fan since before Don Shula was head coach and when Bob Griese was a rookie.  Knightstalker sees the Jets screw up constantly and laughs, KS will give credit to Jets when earned but mostly laughs at attempts by the Jets to become winners.  Having observed the Jets over the years I say they trade the pick down and end up drafting Marcus Vick in the first round and Maurice Clarett in the second.

Gro feels bad for the dolphins because they never suck bad enough to get a good draft pick... they are always 7-10 win team.

and that whole ricky williams thing, sucks for them too.

Quote from: knightstalker on February 28, 2006, 11:35:13 AM

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 28, 2006, 11:19:34 AM
yuck, jets fans... well both of your hopes rely on that 1st statement "if the jets are smart".

GOOD LUCK!

Knightstalker is NOT a Jets fan, Knightstalker hates the Jets because Stalker has been a Dolphins fan since before Don Shula was head coach and when Bob Griese was a rookie.  Knightstalker sees the Jets screw up constantly and laughs, KS will give credit to Jets when earned but mostly laughs at attempts by the Jets to become winners.  Having observed the Jets over the years I say they trade the pick down and end up drafting Marcus Vick in the first round and Maurice Clarett in the second.

When Bob Griese was a Rookie my parents were 12 and 13.  Long live the Dolphins!!!

All this talk is meaningless.  The Pats will win another Super Bowl next year.  So long as the NFL sends the refs to a combine this pre-season.