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Kilted Rat

Now accepting new patients. All bills must be paid in scotch shortly after any services rendered.  Sorry TDT, no problems below the waist.


Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Knightstalker

Quote from: kiltedrat on February 28, 2006, 11:57:06 AM
JT, Ever have this..um.. gal as a substitute teacher?



As a parent Knightstalker would not have a problem with a trans-sexual person teaching the Stalkerette or working in her school.  Stalker would have a problem with this shim though, shim's just plain scary looking, the Stalkerette would have nightmares.

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

lewdogg11

Stern just made me spit waterout my nose...

Robin is doing the news and did a story on a HS basketball team that let an autistic kid dress for the game.  The team was way up at the end of the game so they put the kid in.  They gave him the ball and he launched an air ball. Then they kept giving it to him.  Over the last 4 minutes he kept launching 3 pointers and scored 20 points in 4 minutes.  Then Howard says 'Which leads us to our next big question...Are autistic kids the next blacks?'  I almost lost it.

Senor RedTackle

LD11...RT almost spat water out of his nose reading your 3rd hand account of the Stern clip. That kid is from Rochester...RT's hometown. Been all over the news. Amazing because the first shot the kid launched was a crazy airball.....think he got any azz that night?


RT didn't realize there was an APB out for 'Dawg!! He needs to follow RT's courtesy rules and check in w/ LL during any extended absence!!

'gro

Gro just had a major shart scare, complete with a trip to the bathroom that ended with an all clear. false alarm. No more oatmeal in the morning!

'gro

what? a little shart commentary and the board goes silent? it was a FALSE ALARM!!

Regulator

Quote from: EngiNegro on February 28, 2006, 02:49:28 PM
what? a little shart commentary and the board goes silent? it was a FALSE ALARM!!

Gro-
The timing just isn't adding up...

If it were the oatmeal...you would've known it before 1:45

Just my 2 cents

'gro

Not that I want to continue on this topic... but what doesn't add up? The breffast added a little fiber (pronounced: firepower) and Gro decided to let one slip in his office and damn near soiled himself. I don't know what caused it, but it happened, and I glad no one's playing guess the wingtip's w/ Gro.


p.s. Gro saw the vehicle driven by the viagra popping "blue diamond bandit" at the gym again yesterday... still waiting to get a confirmed ID on the culprit. The funny part is that the car in question is a old Volkswagon cabrio... a car that's garunteed to get you NOT laid... almost like you have to take viagra to counter it's affect.

Garnet

Quote from: budcrew08 on February 28, 2006, 10:29:36 AM
Re: Garnet's list.
That list is hilarious... George Carlin is one of my favorite comics. Where did you find the list, off his website?

It was e-mailed to  Garnet. 

This is false advertising.  Garnet has to stare at these ads everyhtime he uses hotmail.  There is no way a chick this hot is looking for dates online!


BobbyBoucher

Not that Gro's shorts aren't important to LLPP Inc, but.......

Bobby prefers these shorts...




Senor RedTackle

Quote from: Garnet on February 28, 2006, 03:26:41 PM
Quote from: budcrew08 on February 28, 2006, 10:29:36 AM
Re: Garnet's list.
That list is hilarious... George Carlin is one of my favorite comics. Where did you find the list, off his website?

It was e-mailed to  Garnet. 

This is false advertising.  Garnet has to stare at these ads everyhtime he uses hotmail.  There is no way a chick this hot is looking for dates online!



...garnet never provided pic of Stacy Kiebeler

'gro

what the hell is going on in beantown... this act is much better when performed by 2 hot chicks...


icgrad87

#5892
Quote from: redtackle on February 28, 2006, 03:42:50 PM
Quote from: Garnet on February 28, 2006, 03:26:41 PM
Quote from: budcrew08 on February 28, 2006, 10:29:36 AM
Re: Garnet's list.
That list is hilarious... George Carlin is one of my favorite comics. Where did you find the list, off his website?

It was e-mailed to  Garnet. 

This is false advertising.  Garnet has to stare at these ads everyhtime he uses hotmail.  There is no way a chick this hot is looking for dates online!



...garnet never provided pic of Stacy Kiebeler

RT here you go...
 

Garnet

Garnet put up pictures of Stacey some time ago. Since then, the powers that be have curtailed Garnet's ability to surf 'adult content' sites.  Garnet's picture posting has dimished since then.

dewcrew88

Quote from: kiltedrat on February 28, 2006, 11:57:06 AM
JT, Ever have this..um.. gal as a substitute teacher?



Is this what happened to men after they've lived in New Jersey too long? KS and JT, you guys better hightail it from Dirty Jersey fast.