Quote from: regulator on March 06, 2006, 10:54:15 PM
RE: RE: P's vs. J's

This show is totally lame.
#1- the guys are totally lame
#2- the one dude couldn't even throw a baseball to first from 3rd!....WTF?
#3- if you know you are going on the show to hit a golf ball, at least HIT THE THING!
#4- Fake competition....set up by Spike

K to you Reg........this show sucked!!!!  Lots of potential....brutal follow through!!  What did you think of the Pro's golf games??  Are you kidding U89??

Re: This Girl

Quote from: knightstalker on March 07, 2006, 10:15:01 AM
Seeing as she is Eastern European or Russian as soon as she smiles her mouth will probably look like Richard "Jaws" Kiels mouth in the James Bond movie.

She could have teeth made out of asphalt and it wouldn't bother Gro a bit... she's got her arm holding the tig ole bitties back so they don't hit the camera. but It would be funny to picture her at karioke night with the busted up grille singing "dont'ca wish ya girlfriend was hot like me" in broken english.

Quote from: EngiNegro on March 07, 2006, 04:15:31 PM
Re: This Girl

Quote from: knightstalker on March 07, 2006, 10:15:01 AM
Seeing as she is Eastern European or Russian as soon as she smiles her mouth will probably look like Richard "Jaws" Kiels mouth in the James Bond movie.

She could have teeth made out of asphalt and it wouldn't bother Gro a bit... she's got her arm holding the tig ole bitties back so they don't hit the camera. but It would be funny to picture her at karioke night with the busted up grille singing "dont'ca wish ya girlfriend was hot like me" in broken english.

+K to Gro for that one, I read it just as knightstalker started to sneeze, it turned into sneerf that ended up all over KS glare protector.  KS is just going to throw the glare screen out and acquire a new one from an unoccupied desk.

Just saw Sting on TV.  When he dies, does he become Stung?

Quote from: JT on March 07, 2006, 08:31:51 PM
Just saw Sting on TV.  When he dies, does he become Stung?

Which Sting?


Gordon Sumner

or 

Steve Borden?

Gordon.

This is web gold.  This old goomba comments on every day events via his webcam.  Funny stuff.  May not be SFW.  Videos are safe but audio has plenty of cursing. 

http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com

Real World:  Key West

I don't know if it makes me weird or normal, but each year that I watch the Real World, I try to envision myself in the house and what I would do in given situations.  Based on this seasons cast, after last night's episode I was torn.

That anorexic girl is straight up crazy.  Right now, she is the one I'm torn about.  Most likely, what I would do is absolutely stay the F away from her.  I wouldn't help her, I wouldn't talk to her, I wouldn't associate myself with her.  The best thing you can do with a complete psycho pants is stay away. 

Now on the other end, she's mad skinny, and not that hot, but I bet she's nuts in the rack.  Another part of me thinks, maybe you could console her, then nail her.  It's an easy target right?  Probably.  Except after you get done with her, you risk her either killing everyone in your family, taking a #2 pencil to your jugular, or attempting suicide in an attempt to have people feel bad for her.

After a cost vs. benefit analysis, I would stay away from her.  There's plenty of psycho girls in the world to manipulate and have relations with.  But most of them, you don't have to live with or ever talk to again.

Any thoughts?

LD,

+1k for making me snarf OJ all over my laptop.

Way back when I was single, I woulda probably gone after her only to regret it later... that was my general theme in college until I met Mrs KR.

After a round dating a psycho chick, I made an avid vow to only pursue sane women- much more challenging and slightly less rewarding, but safer in the long run  

Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 08, 2006, 10:30:07 AM
After a round dating a psycho chick, I made an avid vow to only pursue sane women- much more challenging and slightly less rewarding, but safer in the long run  

The biggest problem Knightstalker encountered is women are very good at hiding their pyschotic selves until you are deeply involved and then they spring it at you all at once.

Quote from: knightstalker on March 08, 2006, 10:45:44 AM

Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 08, 2006, 10:30:07 AM
After a round dating a psycho chick, I made an avid vow to only pursue sane women- much more challenging and slightly less rewarding, but safer in the long run   

The biggest problem Knightstalker encountered is women are very good at hiding their pyschotic selves until you are deeply involved and then they spring it at you all at once.

Is that a surprise?  Seems every one of em is partly psychotic

Quote from: JT on March 08, 2006, 10:01:18 AM
This is web gold.  This old goomba comments on every day events via his webcam.  Funny stuff.  May not be SFW.  Videos are safe but audio has plenty of cursing. 

http://www.thekidfrombrooklyn.com

+1 K for JT for this Web site. Very funny. I like the one video called "Go F... Yourself"

Well, as Gro has previously mentioned in the past, as he read it once upon as time, in LD11's bible of Mackin' Hoes, there is a chapter labeled 'ALL Girls Are Sneaky And Psycho!' (The AGASAP Postulate).  This is a theme that i've lived by since a very young age when this information was passed to me by a very wise man, and i've passed it along to many of my disciples over the course of my life.

The second you lose site of this you will get burned.  Your girl will be finger nailing the walls, headbutting the cat, and banging the mailman without you thinking much of it.  It's science.

The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

Re: Everything.

Missed the real world last night, but wouldn't go near the crazy chick after the junk she pulled in the 1st episode. You wanna be crazy? do it on your time, don't try to reel me in to your psycho realm by commenting on the slice of pizza I'm eating.

AGASAP... it's true. Don't get Gro wrong, he loooves the ladies... They really rev his engine, but don't lose sight of this postulate. The 2nd you let your guard down... she'll strike.