This morning it was about beavers in Chaska, now it is about criminals. Here you go!

Chaska police officers responded to a residence for a domestic involving a husband and wife. When they arrived, they could hear the wife yelling at her husband inside the house. She had punched her husband in the nose as he walked into the house. He was returning from a bar and she was upset with his drinking and being drunk. [KR, sound familiar?] She should have been more upset with herself than her husband. She was obviously intoxicated and had a .17 AC. The husband did not appear to be intoxicated. The woman was arrested and transported to jail.

In another incident, the Chaska police responded to a verbal dispute. A woman and her fiance were arguing because he did not pick her up from a bar, where she was drinking with friends. She drove home, yelled at him and called the police. She was arrested for DWI. She submitted to a breath test and the result was a .10 BAC.

And now, something that you thought you would probably only see at St. Thomas: A man called to report vandalism at his neighbor's residence. A dead opossum was found on a doorstep. Tampons and ketchup were on the garage, windows and doors of the residence.

Start the day with a beaver, end it with an opossum. It doesn't get any better than that. 

I've started many a morning with the beaver, and ended even more nights with the beaver-but I can't say I've ever ended an evening with the possum... 

Hey guys, much apologies for the extended Touchdown Tommy absence.  Hope the official TDT Karma count hasn't suffered.

Godfather: When is Junior going to Miami?  Does he like to get wild and crazy like his old man?  I am here at your service as official travel agent of South Beach...

FYI: Tony Batista is a piece of sh!t and Jason Tyner isn't far behind.  I am getting a little nervous about the Twins hitting AGAIN this season.  Nothing to write home about from the games I have seen so far this spring...

Correct, Willy's post would have looked like:

Check it out (url=http://www.fightingsioux.com/sports/wbball/release.asp?RELEASE_ID=4686)here(url).

If you replace the () with [], it will appear like:

Check it out here.

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TDT, just trying to help a fellow poster out.  Some of us aren't as enlightened as you (by enlightened, I mean effeminate).  How was the D&D convention in Miami?

Appreciate the patience Duffman. I think I have it now. TDT when I have the powers I will join in the smite fest!

Ouch, TDT, the smite hurt.

TDT having a good time in Miami at "Dungeons and Dragons Fest 2006"

Remind me to never live in Chaska.

Mongo, never live in Chaska.

Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 08, 2006, 12:56:24 PM
Just for clarification, those are Fighting Sux-  there's much more Beaver to the East of there.   



Now THOSE are Beaver.

The powers at Bemidji State obviously did not anticipate the rise of women's athletics when they picked the team mascot.

I think that had they come to play at SJU back in my day we would have come up with something, er, creative.

Not only are there beavers to the east there are beavers to the West as well.

I believe the nickname for Minot State U. is the Beavers also!

It looks like on September 9th 2006 we will have the clash of the Beavers! BSU visits MSU in Football!

Hamm's 24 packs are in the Bernicks' warehouse and there is only 1 pallet of Hamm's 30 packs left in the warehouse...so stock up while you still can, because soon you will be seeing Hamm's Light.