And the previous discussion of local bars...the La is a good time, as is Sal's in St. JOes...as for quality bars in St Cloud, in no particular order, here are my favs:  HR Pesty's, Eagles Club, Howies, MC's Dugout, Press Bar and Parlor, Red Carpet

FYI: To those members of the official Touchdown Tommy Fan Club, I will be in the Twin Cities this weekend to honor my hero.  Sat morn to Tues morn.  Any concerns, contact me.

Quote from: Johnnie Red on March 08, 2006, 04:49:34 PM
This morning it was about beavers in Chaska, now it is about criminals. Here you go!

Chaska police officers responded to a residence for a domestic involving a husband and wife. When they arrived, they could hear the wife yelling at her husband inside the house. She had punched her husband in the nose as he walked into the house. He was returning from a bar and she was upset with his drinking and being drunk. [KR, sound familiar?] She should have been more upset with herself than her husband. She was obviously intoxicated and had a .17 AC. The husband did not appear to be intoxicated. The woman was arrested and transported to jail.

In another incident, the Chaska police responded to a verbal dispute. A woman and her fiance were arguing because he did not pick her up from a bar, where she was drinking with friends. She drove home, yelled at him and called the police. She was arrested for DWI. She submitted to a breath test and the result was a .10 BAC.

And now, something that you thought you would probably only see at St. Thomas: A man called to report vandalism at his neighbor's residence. A dead opossum was found on a doorstep. Tampons and ketchup were on the garage, windows and doors of the residence.

Start the day with a beaver, end it with an opossum. It doesn't get any better than that. 

JR,

I have no idea what your reference to me was about, Mrs. KR never complains when I drink... or maybe its just that I usually forget whatever it is she's mad about... either way 


Speaking of Beavers and Possum and various other rodents, team USA is currently getting skunked by Canada 8-2!

The only good part of the game so far was a shot of one of the Canadians playing around with a hockey stick in the dugout.

ROR - If your basketball was anything better than garbage the last 5 years, you'd have had a prime chance to mock Buena Vista on their home court.

The GAC crowd had a ball with it. I'd post some of the chants, but OAS already reprimanded me for doing so on the girls hoops side last season...and by that, I mean I could care less and will post some of the good ones when I get a spare 5 minutes tonight 

Make that 8 to 6 after that Grand Salami from Jason Varitek.

Re: KR's posts

Is it wrong that I get nervous everytime I see KR has posted?  Am I getting paranoid that is he always Johnnie on the Spot with a quality rip of TDT?

I guess the people want me to rip on you.

I haven't ripped on you in 2 days (as far as I remember) and my karma has dropped 5 pts.



Experiment time, my current karma is 131 at 5:22 PM Central. I will now rip on TDT and see how much and in which direction my karma moves between now and 11PM Central and I will report my findings to MIAC PP Central:





The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate.

When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced " Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".

TDT stood up and said " I did". The preacher told him " Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns."

Excitedly, TDT said, " Well I'll take him and him and him. "

Can Hamms light live up to the quality of regular Hamms?  I'm just not seeing it.  And 24 packs of Hamms?  What is this world coming to?

Latest on ESPN says Culpepper stated he wants out of MN.

A look in the latest GAC quarterly shows Schoenebeck with a sweet mustache.  When did this happen?  The power of a good mustache can make a football team go pretty far--look at bill Cowher

It's the stache alone that's going to get my donation for the new stadium.

Mongo: Do you mean that your Gusties will keep it within a Monkey Stomp through the 1st half this year?

Watch this and you don't have to see the movie.

http://www.starz.com/features/brokebackmountain/index.html

Any of you Johnnies going to the http://www.csbsju.edu/alum/events/sju/tcstandup.htm next Thursday.
Oh crap, Duff. I tried.

Frank, how's the "new" genuine draft flowing. Sorry I missed the roll-out on Sunday. How was work on Monday?

The new looking MGD is going well...most people like the new look...and don't worry Mongo, it's still the same great tasting, cold filtered beer you know and love.

Friday we're taking a coach bus to the Gluek Brewery for "work" and then going to hit up the great town of Cold Spring before the coach bus takes us back to St. Cloud at 6pm...needless to say, I'm going to drink more Gluek on that day than I have in my entire life.

fins-  What's happening this weekend?

And work on MOnday morning wasn't great, but it wasn't too bad...some of the others were more worse off than I was

Quote from: MongolianWarrior on March 08, 2006, 08:00:18 PM
Can Hamms light live up to the quality of regular Hamms?

I just hope no one I knows goes to the lengths of drinking it to find out

So I found out tonight that I owe the federal and state governments about 700 bucks in taxes...but the good news, I just counted the beer in my apartment, and I have about 250 beers of many varieties.