Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 09, 2006, 10:51:37 AM

Quote from: Whoa Nelly on March 09, 2006, 10:23:49 AM
Say it ain't so, Mitch Buchannon

So what?  Like any good star, he has to give his wife/significant other/mistress the obligatory beating now and then...   Now watch him beat the rap

His main objective should be to get any type of trial moved to Germany...because Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Quote from: Whoa Nelly on March 09, 2006, 10:56:09 AM
[His main objective should be to get any type of trial moved to Germany...because Germans love David Hasselhoff.

Or just get a new German wife who doesn't whine so much!

He could use Culpepper's defense with reference to OJ- "you didn't convict the black guy-and he was worse than me"

I would be up for an impromptu Stiftungsfestivities.  Can we get a count on who will be in attendance on Sunday night?  It is either that or a big steak at The Capital Grille beforehand.  Touchdown T will be decked out in his 1984 throwback Kirby Puckett jersey.  Indeed it will be an emotional night.

I didn't know I was soooooooooo not gay.

(The pissing in the parking lot thing really topped out the "not gay" scale for me.)

Does pissing on the Annex count?

Quote from: DuffMan on March 09, 2006, 12:02:12 PM
Does pissing on the Annex count?

I'd say definitely yes. In fact, those who've done so should get double bonus points on the macho-meter.

Is it still considered whining when it's in German?

Man, I'd pay a lot of money right now for Hasselhoff's jacket he had on during the fall of the Berlin Wall - the one that required AA batteries...pure sweetness.

Only if proper advertising is displayed on the building.

Coupla things:

1. finsleft is right.  Spanish is the #1 language over there.  Just heard the other day that 2/3 of the people in Miami Dade are of some Hispanic heritage.  That blows my mind, but I can assure you it is true.  Johnnie Red maybe he will find the woman of his dreams on South Beach sipping a mojito...

2. Mongo can you provide a pic for MIAC PP to view of your former coach Jay Schoenbeck?  I think the people are the best judgment of a quality Mustache.

3. Hold it down next Thursday at the Johnnie Standup.  Always a good event to bullsh!t and drink beer.  Who is the speaker this year?  FYI: TDT will be attending the South Fla Alumni Standup next Thursday as well.  I will report the findings soon thereafter.

Quote from: finsleft on March 09, 2006, 10:36:06 AM
I just got this in an email and it's too good to not share it...

Fins, your enthusiasm got the better of me.  I sent this on to a few folks including a cousin whose son (and my godson) is in fact gay.  He normally doesn't respond to my emails but I sure got a rocket back on this one.  Guess I won't send him the link to Brokeback Mountain in 30 Seconds (unless I did already).  Ah, well, it's still early out here.

Also, do I need to issue an All Points Bulletin (APB) for Veek?  Where is that cat?  Speak up now!!

My attendance at the worship session of Kirby is based purely on TDT. He knows of which I speak.

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I guess the people want me to rip on you.

I haven't ripped on you in 2 days (as far as I remember) and my karma has dropped 5 pts.



Experiment time, my current karma is 131 at 5:22 PM Central. I will now rip on TDT and see how much and in which direction my karma moves between now and 11PM Central and I will report my findings to MIAC PP Central:



The church service was under way and they pasted the collection plate.

When the preacher saw a $100.00 bill in the collection plate, he stop the service and announced " Who ever put the $100.00 bill in the plate please stand up".

TDT stood up and said " I did". The preacher told him " Since you put that money in the plate I would like to let you pick out three hymns."

Excitedly, TDT said, " Well I'll take him and him and him. "

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TDT smashing update:

Last night at 5:22PM I posted the above post bashing TDT to determine the effects of bashing TDT on my karma. Following 18 hours of close monitoring, my karma bumped up one point.

As such, I can only conclude that the people enjoy my ripping TDT and wish em to continue doing so:



TDT was out bear hunting way up north on the Iron Range one day. A large bear snuck up on him from behind and said, "Don't lie to me, you're trying to hunt bear, aren't you?"

TDT was scared sh*tless, dropped his gun and admitted to his intentions.

"For your evil intentions, I will now rape you."

The next day TDT returns to the woods, again the bear sneaks up on him and asks the same question followed by an even more vicious raping than before.

The 3rd day, TDT is irate and stomps back out into the woods determined to get revenge on the damn bear.

Three hours into the day, the bear taps him on his shoulder, "You're not really out here for the hunting, are you?"

joke time...

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

TT, will there be a good location in Miami for my son to celebrate St. Patrick's Day next Friday? Keep in mind that his middle name is Eoin.