Quote from: redtackle on March 13, 2006, 10:29:10 AM
ok...time for the game everyone has been waiting on
GUESS THE STATE

The rules are quite simple...so simple, even U89 can play. Ok, just messin w/ you U. Anyhow, the object is to use your knowledge and experience of the female species by geography, along with the visual clues provided in the pictures, to guess the state of residence of the chic in the pic. This is a multiple choice exercise. answers will be posted later that day

1) Colorado
2) Mississippi
3) New York
4) Pennsylvania
5) West Virginia
6) Ohio

Grad says #5 West Virginia

Quote from: redtackle on March 13, 2006, 10:40:38 AM

Quote from: EngiNegro on March 13, 2006, 10:29:41 AM
Maybe FMRT would consider buying a franchise? Does she mind smelling like quiznos all day long?

since you're up in toga town, maybe a biznass that caters to the rich summer track crowd.

...RT luke warm on the franchise idea. too much start up $. RT is hot on the idea of opening an 'eBay store' here. Simple concept...you bring your stuff to RT and he does all the leg work of selling it for you on eBay. Saw one of those stores on Rt17 in Dirty Jersey and it was doing great. Obviously, the target market wouldn't be internet savvy people like the LL,Inc. However, there's a big market for folks who can't find the plug on a computer but have junk they need to sell....

Hmmmm..........
Not hot on my idea of Mary Kay...but hot on the idea of listing someones old pair of Doc Martins that have been "slightly worn"

What about a "merry maids" type service? 
Reg has inquired with some of these services and the going rate seems to be around $125 for 1.5 hours!  You only need to pay the "just barely legal" employees about $8-9 dollars an hour...
Great Margins....
Initial expenses
-company cars
-cleaning hardware
-advertising

Flex costs-
cleaning products, advertising

Can't get any easier than that!!!

Good morning to my buddies in LLPP.  TDT checking in from MN where last night he paid tribute to the late, great Kirby Puckett and then we got dumped on with 10 inches of white.  Not too keen on using the shovel in blowing 30s when the blood has been significantly thinned out in South Fla.  Which brings TDT to his point.

So Touchdown T is sitting in row 2B in first class on the way up to Minneapolis.  It is an early Sat morn flight of about 3hr 30 mins.  He rolls onto the bird near takeoff and grabs his seat.  Then to his amazement there are 3 kids under the age of 2 sitting directly adjacent to him in first class on NWA.  Are you f-ing kidding me?  This can't be happening.  Screaming, hollering, and such procedes to occur for the length of the flight.  Thankfully TDT has packed his headphones to drone out the annoying like chalkboard screechers for most of the morning.  My question to LLPP is What in the hell are these kids doing up front?  Did Grandpa foot the bill for the entire brood?  Cause TDT didn't think the dad who looked like a Fortune 500 CEO.  Just my observation, he looked more like a carney at the Albany County Fair...

Question #2:  TDT remembers a discussion on LLPP about limp wristed, light in the loafers (LWFA), flight attendents.  Well TDT was rudely treated by this d-bag and gave him the look of LD11 on Sat morn #643 NWA from Ft. Myers to MSP.  So Fat Old Lady (FOL) brings TDT a water to drink before takeoff.  He has 1 maybe 2 sips outta it.  Then LWFA comes by just before takeoff and reaches over him reading the newspaper to grab my water.  TDT says,"Hey I am not done with that."  To which LWFA says,"I have to take it sir."  TDT gives him look of death which he has the balls to say "It's the rules" in that snotty kicked in the balls high pitched voice.  Are you f-ing kidding TDT?  He can't keep his water.  Simply ridiculous bc TDT has flown up front many a times on business and never has to cease his beer/wine/cocktail.  What should Touchdown T have done next...

BTW: What does LLPP think of a rule that you must be of age old enough to not bitch, moan, and cry incesstantly throughout the duration of a flight to sit in first class?  They throw the bank around at usually over double what a coach ticket costs.  This would seem only logical to TDT.

Quote from: icgrad87 on March 13, 2006, 09:46:32 AM
Did anyone see Flavor of Love??   I won't say anything to give it away cause I don't know who did or did not see it... But when Flav gave the girl he choose the box & he opened it I broke out laughing...DAMN!!....The best part was when Hoopz & New York were going at it right before Flav made his choice..That was funny!!

Please, nobody give away the ending to Flavor of Love...I taped it to watch today, I want to be surprised as to who wins.

Quote from: redtackle on March 13, 2006, 10:29:10 AM
ok...time for the game everyone has been waiting on
GUESS THE STATE

The rules are quite simple...so simple, even U89 can play. Ok, just messin w/ you U. Anyhow, the object is to use your knowledge and experience of the female species by geography, along with the visual clues provided in the pictures, to guess the state of residence of the chic in the pic. This is a multiple choice exercise. answers will be posted later that day

1) Colorado
2) Mississippi
3) New York
4) Pennsylvania
5) West Virginia
6) Ohio

I will guess number 5. West Virginia.

RE: MBA-

this has nothing to do with FMRT but Reg needs to comment on this whole "MBA" type philosophy.

First some qualifying questions-
Do they teach people in MBA school that they are better than everyone else because of those 3 letters?
Do the professors preach that this MBA will make youbigger faster stronger than the rest of the workforce?
Do they teach you not to settle for normal jobs and the whole "roll up your sleeves and do the grunt work" to make it?

It seems like, more and more that just because someone has received this degree, even with no work experience to back it up, that they should automatically skip 3 positions in the "career ladder" past all of the "normal people" and come in to save the company because of a few case studies they did on ficticious companies and how that in their "group project" they built an empire out of a company that was failing.  Are you kidding REG?

Secondly, a MBA in training friend asked me the other day....I need to come up with a start-up company that can net over $5mm in 3 years.  Reg do you have any ideas...you're smart.
....This must be the smartest professor of all time.....
Why you ask Reg...well, you have a class of so called "over-achievers" that have the grade that they need sitting in front of them and all they have to do is put together a business plan and strategy to kick it off.  
Why is that smart.....well, how hard can it be to cherry pick out the 2-3 of them that actually may work and let the tire hit the road?...or better yet, sell the idea to someone who will try it??

GENIOUS!!!!

Quote from: redtackle on March 13, 2006, 10:29:10 AM
ok...time for the game everyone has been waiting on
GUESS THE STATE

The rules are quite simple...so simple, even U89 can play. Ok, just messin w/ you U. Anyhow, the object is to use your knowledge and experience of the female species by geography, along with the visual clues provided in the pictures, to guess the state of residence of the chic in the pic. This is a multiple choice exercise. answers will be posted later that day

1) Colorado
2) Mississippi
3) New York
4) Pennsylvania
5) West Virginia
6) Ohio

Knightstalker thinks it is PA, although NJ would be a good choice too.

1) Colorado- land in background too flat, and Mullets don't like high altitude
2) Mississippi mullet of right length, 97 neon is a luxury vehicle in Mississippi worthy of being photographed in front of, appears to be missing teeth wraps up the decision
3) New York- not in a neon
4) Pennsylvania- possibly, but still a bit too far north for this broad
5) West Virginia- too flat
6) Ohio- mullets from Ohio are typically shoulder length

Quote from: kiltedrat on March 13, 2006, 11:17:44 AM
1) Colorado- land in background too flat, and Mullets don't like high altitude
2) Mississippi mullet of right length, 97 neon is a luxury vehicle in Mississippi worthy of being photographed in front of, appears to be missing teeth wraps up the decision
3) New York- not in a neon
4) Pennsylvania- possibly, but still a bit too far north for this broad
5) West Virginia- too flat
6) Ohio- mullets from Ohio are typically shoulder length

KR, you need to schedule a field trip to PA and North West NJ, that chicks picture looks like it could have been taken down the road from my mothers house in NWNJ.

Of course if the car was an old IROC or even any old camaro I would say she was definitely from Bayonne.

the "I'll sell it on ebay for ya" business is a good idea if you can find a cheap building to house your stuff. Its like a pawn shop without the negative undertones!

Or, FMRT could always enter the world of car wash bays. What a great business. Zero employees (outsource the maintenance), you get paid in quarters, and all the free washes you could want.

Re: MBA
Gro might have to get one just to say a leg up on brotherGro the soon to be lawyer.

Quote from: redtackle on March 13, 2006, 10:29:10 AM
ok...time for the game everyone has been waiting on
GUESS THE STATE

The rules are quite simple...so simple, even U89 can play. Ok, just messin w/ you U. Anyhow, the object is to use your knowledge and experience of the female species by geography, along with the visual clues provided in the pictures, to guess the state of residence of the chic in the pic. This is a multiple choice exercise. answers will be posted later that day

1) Colorado
2) Mississippi
3) New York
4) Pennsylvania
5) West Virginia
6) Ohio

Admit's gonna go against instinct here and say WV.  Instinct says Ohio, seeing as Admit was a schoolmate of KR, and KR's sister cashed in his Neon (this qualifies the existance of the mullet, ruggedly handsome look to the woman, and the neon)  However, as KR said, the mullet is not trimmed neatly enough to be of Ohioan descent.

Quote from: johnnyadmit on March 13, 2006, 11:40:21 AM

Quote from: redtackle on March 13, 2006, 10:29:10 AM
ok...time for the game everyone has been waiting on
GUESS THE STATE

The rules are quite simple...so simple, even U89 can play. Ok, just messin w/ you U. Anyhow, the object is to use your knowledge and experience of the female species by geography, along with the visual clues provided in the pictures, to guess the state of residence of the chic in the pic. This is a multiple choice exercise. answers will be posted later that day

1) Colorado
2) Mississippi
3) New York
4) Pennsylvania
5) West Virginia
6) Ohio

Admit's gonna go against instinct here and say WV.  Instinct says Ohio, seeing as Admit was a schoolmate of KR, and KR's sister cashed in his Neon (this qualifies the existance of the mullet, ruggedly handsome look to the woman, and the neon)  However, as KR said, the mullet is not trimmed neatly enough to be of Ohioan descent.

Knightstalker has it on good authority that people from Ohio are not called Ohioans but they are refered to as Ohiotians (oh-hee-shins)

Is it still refered to as a Mullet when worn by a female?  Is there a better name for it?  Can we create that better name?

The female mullet is often referred to as the FEMULLET

p.s. Gro snarfed at the caveman icon.