Quote from: regulator on March 24, 2006, 12:49:00 PM

Quote from: jonny utah on March 24, 2006, 12:35:16 PM
RE: Broads and Brackets

1) Make an agreement before the brackets are in that whoever wins will take the other person out to eat/drink at a nice restaurant.  This is a win/win situation.  If you win, you pay with gambling winnnings.  If she wins, you get a free meal.  If you both lose, well your probably going to be taking her out somewhere for something anyway You don't get anything, so you might as well use this as an excuse for that occasion.  (V-day, B-days are not reccommened for this dual-occasion)

Amendment-
For those of us married please insert whatever task you can think of not related to *meals* here

It doesn't have to be people who are just married... guys in a long term relationship can say that also.

The dinner arrangement was agreed upon in principle after LSU beat Duke. Future amendments to said agreement are possible.

Reg, I'm tryin to keep it PG-13 rated here.  

(I was thinking the same thing but couldn't find a way to word it without having websecurity programs across the country blocking d3football.com postpatterns.)

GRO/TDT karma gap now at 576 

Where is Holladawg?

Pat- Can you...

A. Confirm or deny via the IP address whether this is the REAL Holladawg or some shady imposter?

B. If it is the real Holladawg, reinstate his old post/karma totals so that he can freely join the LLPP again.

Ok here are the picks for tonight:

-The 4 team fun parlay:

Witchita +3
Wash     +6.5
Fla          -3
Nova      -3
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And the big one:

Boston College +3 (I can't go against these guys)

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Im not particurly hot on any of these games tonight.  The Washington Huskies are the only team that I have a good feeling about.

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I also have to warn LLPP that JU not only has an angry drunk phase, he also has a "watching Boston College/Celtics/Redsox at a bar phase" where about 1 bud light gets consumed every 4 1/2 minutes.  Im thinking GameOn tonight, but there might be too many annoying BC people there.  I have to think of a better place. 

Well, Im outta here. Ill see ya at the bar.

Knightstalkers last post from a Panasuckit IP address.  KS will now reinitialize his hard drive so that the bastards can't have his work.

Quote from: knightstalker on March 24, 2006, 02:45:26 PM
Knightstalkers last post from a Panasuckit IP address.  KS will now reinitialize his hard drive so that the bastards can't have his work.

Hope you sh*t on the front step as you leave!  Enjoy your freedom-let the gubmint buy the beer for a few weeks!

baby fight club

Quote from: regulator on March 24, 2006, 09:34:37 AM
Ok, I am going to get a little personal here-

Mrs. Reg and I had a discussion last night...not involving us that I need to take action on....

Here is the story.
MR has a younger brother (25) who is a graduate of ND.  He is very smart and has been working since graduation.  I don't know if he ever had a GF or if he is even interested in chicks.  He likes video games, computers and science.  He's not a bad looking guy either but a complete introvert. (the friend of a friend hook-up would be his only shot)
Reg thinks that his main problem is that he lives at home with his parents.....Dude, the "yeah I'm living at home to save up money" excuse only lasts for about a year max.

Reg needs advice on how to proceed....do I ask him if he likes girls?....do I tell him he needs to move out?....Do I have MR throw him out of the house for her parents?....

Should I even get involved?.....Why do I even care?....I care because it doesn't make sense to me.....What else to life is there besides trying to touch as much buried treasure as possible.

Can the LLPP offer up some advise?....

Get him to start hanging out at NDNation.com.  That will start him drinking to dull the pain.  Drinkin' will get him in trouble and gettin' in trouble will get him tossed out of your parents' house (for which they'll likely thank you), and if he gets in a lot of trouble, he'll become the police's problem and you won't have to worry any more.

If he's 25 and a ND grad, he was probably in my son's class ('03).  Maybe he can go out to LA and hang out with him.  At least he's not living at home.

RE: Wingman
So Reg and Papa Reg head down to the local sports bar/restaurant......The place was busting at the seams...it literally took us 2.5 hours to get a table in the bar area of the restaurant...
8 O'clock rolls around and Papa Reg is no longer interested in the game.....but instead, the 50 yr old blonde that he just bought a "tanqueray and OJ" for...WTF...?
So then, the conversation really picks up....and I get dragged into it, where of course I am money and know how to make the ladies laugh.....so I chime in.  This had to be almost the weirdest thing of all time....Papa Reg using Reg as wingman.....and it was all non-verbal too....(You guys know when you approach girls with your friends, what angle you are going to take...the second you say hi..)
At the end of the night...Papa Reg goes "Old School" and drops the digits on her using a bar napkin.

Come on Papa Reg.....USE THE CELLY!!! 

I would have PAID to see Reg x2 in action.  Give you guys 3 hours in the same room and you'd have

6 phone numbers
negotiated 2 home repair jobs (floor, yard, etc.) under the table
sold a set of tires to a 1984 Reliant
traded an old flip flop for a round of shots

IT'S SCIENCE

p.s. after a 2 week hiatus, Gro is back in the office on saturday... ironically, doing work on his laptop.

Reg, thats funny.  In my top dresser drawer last week (where there is crap from 1998 in) I found a napkin with some phone number on it.  I thought about callin it just for sh!ts and giggles.

Now.  That BC game killed me.  That travel call on Williams was the worst call in the history of bad calls.  But they didnt deserve to win.  That last nova hoop should have never happned and about 20 of the 27 turnovers shouldnt have happened either.  At least they didnt cry after the game like that morrison dude.

But.....they still covered and JU had a night on the town.

Hey REG,

Was this a MILF or just your sloppy secs?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on March 25, 2006, 11:46:50 AM
Hey REG,

Was this a MILF or just your sloppy secs?  Inquiring minds want to know.

Papa Reg is no slouch.....
I wouldnt say she was a MILF, because she was a little old...but she had some tig o's ( They must have been fake)

After speaking with papa Reg about it this morning he told me that "I almost spit my beer out becuase she said she was in shape and you told her that she must work out using the bowflex"
After 3 22's and 4 pregame bottles of blue moon...I didnt remember....
But the bow flex line sounds pretty funny, in a sarcastic way.