Quote from: BlueDevil Bob on August 15, 2006, 10:16:41 AM
Other guys boners are not on my list of things to see. 

Yeah, they're only on TDT's list of things to see.  It was a rough way to start the morning.  I'd much prefer your "Anna's pics" anyday!

Quote from: USTBench on August 15, 2006, 10:04:51 AM
Benchwarmer making his return to the message board for the '06 season. Hope to get into some slam poetry with KR (an '04 throwback) after I toil in JV status for awhile.

Bench, good to have you back.  It's no fun hurling insults at Tommies when MM is the only Tommie on the board.

Duffman-

The new addition will NOT be ready for us this fall.  I have absolutely no idea what will be used as a pressbox/ "upstairs booth" for coaches of our and opposing teams.  Also, I HOPE that we will have bleachers by the time our first home game is played.  Oh, by the way, that game is against a certain team that reportedly has a decent fan base.  Maybe a B.Y.O.C. (chair) game?  That, or maybe live from Hubert H. Humphrey?  I'd hate that.  Maybe we'd play at the opponents field, but it would be OUR home game?  I would be excited to be at Clemens and only have 57 guys in uniform on the other side.  It would be a site for all to see!  

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Bench, good to have you back.  It's no fun hurling insults at Tommies when MM is the only Tommie on the board.
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Good to be back. Imagine my suprise when I move all the way out to Washington DC and post a listing for a roommate and who shows up? A Johnnie. I open the door and he immediately tells me to go to hell. He signed the lease 5 minutes later.

Quote from: USTBench on August 15, 2006, 10:26:42 AM

Quote from: retiredoldrat on August 15, 2006, 10:19:58 AM
Bench, good to have you back.  It's no fun hurling insults at Tommies when MM is the only Tommie on the board.

Good to be back. Imagine my suprise when I move all the way out to Washington DC and post a listing for a roommate and who shows up? A Johnnie. I open the door and he immediately tells me to go to hell. He signed the lease 5 minutes later.

tMerton said it best-- we're everywhere...

Welcome back, Bench-- good to have you around again.

LAB, from the pictures of the Melby renovation, it appears they'll be doing nothing to the football field for permanent stands or press box.  But didn't we have to bring our own seats at Northwestern last year? 

By the way, I wonder where our old pal AO has gone?

Quote from: USTBench on August 15, 2006, 10:26:42 AM

Bench, good to have you back.  It's no fun hurling insults at Tommies when MM is the only Tommie on the board.

Good to be back. Imagine my suprise when I move all the way out to Washington DC and post a listing for a roommate and who shows up? A Johnnie. I open the door and he immediately tells me to go to hell. He signed the lease 5 minutes later.
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Bench, what are you doing in DC?

+Karma for having a Johnnie roommate.  My roommate for the past 22 years is a Bennie.

Quote from: finsleft on August 15, 2006, 09:41:36 AM

Quote from: DuffMan on August 15, 2006, 09:26:42 AM

QuoteGot the suspicious email, too. Wierd that I got the email notification but the message wasn't on this site.

Well, then, you missed out on seeing a guy with a huge boner.

Thanks for the description, Duff. I saw that this morning in the shower anyway.

Where did you get that picture of me? I thought I deleted all the copies years ago

Yeah I came out to DC to be a big shot, now I've to go to law school.

Anyway, besides well endowed Asian men and spam emails, (which seem to be the hot topic of conversation between Duffman and KR) what's the good word regarding this season?

UST still sucks.

Bethel still can't dance

Augsburg steel cain't spel.

Olaf is over-rated again

Concordia is still in the gloomies town in MN

Carleton, and Hamline will still be battling in the basement.

SJU will make another long playoff run following a 2nd consecutive undefeated season.

I'm gonna drop some rhymes in due times
cause my flo is so dope you can't catch it with a rope.

So then

SJU still did not go undefeated last year but KR is still in denial

UST still hopes that this is the year

Good to see not much has changed.

KR:

You're rhymes ain't dope but they sure is fat
Fat like a CSB Bennie wearing stretch pants

Oh snap

You talk big and bad but you're still a Tommie
Everything you got came from dad and mommy.
Regular season was undefeated, ask Veek
Did UST even have an undefeated week?

Yes it's true I'm a UST Tommy
But all the good stuff I got came from your mommy
But here at UST we don't live in the past
Of course we won some games we didn't finish last

Quote from: USTBench on August 15, 2006, 11:49:48 AM
Yes it's true I'm a UST Tommy
But all the good stuff I got came from your mommy
But here at UST we don't live in the past
Of course we won some games we didn't finish last

Why would UST wanna live in the past?
Every time you play SJU ya'll get knocked on your...can.
Your past is bleak and your futures is weakers
Might as well quit and hang up your sneakers

Man, if we could just get Kevin Federline aka Mr. Britney Spears to post, we could have an assembly of the world's worst rappers.

So what is the word out of SJU how many have they got on the field for practice?  Did they really cut people?  

I am not trying to question a HOF coach but maybe if they had practices a little more difficult they would be able to weed out some fat.  Obviously I havn't attended many practices I am just going on what I have heard.