Alex!

Chris:

There was nothing oringinal attached to that "Tommies Suck" statement. Two bit whores, garden hoses, etc. It's all been done before. However, if I were to say the Johnnies suck like Aerial Sharon (or Fidel Castro) searching for his last breath, that would be original, granted in poor taste and not that funny but at least it's original.

Duffman:

I would go with Alex

Quote from: USTBench on August 15, 2006, 02:15:53 PM
There was nothing oringinal attached to that "Tommies Suck" statement. Two bit whores, garden hoses, etc. It's all been done before. However, if I were to say the Johnnies suck like Aerial Sharon (or Fidel Castro) searching for his last breath, that would be original, granted in poor taste and not that funny but at least it's original.

Perhaps herein lies the fundamental difference between Johnnies and Tommies (SUCK). Tommies would prefer poor taste, not funny, but original. But a Johnnie will find out what works and use it.

Mr. Benchwarmer, you are correct in stating that has been done before, much like all of the Tommie women. 


Again, not original, I apologize.

Once again I realize how severly outnumbered I am on this message board. I should I spell it b-o-r-e-d because the rhetoric rarely changes. I should point this out though: Calling the women of UST "whores, sluts, etc." is in poor taste, unoriginal and not funny. So finsleft, your argument is flawed.

I agree that women attending UST being whores and sluts isn't original or funny, it's rather sad in fact, but they keep on doing it

Erroneous! You need hard evidence to prove such claims. None of you even have testamony supporting these outrages. First of all, one of you would have to actually engage in or have witnessed someone having consensual  relations with said Tommie woman. Second, she would have to be engaging in said act compulsively and without joy to be labled in such a way, which is more believable if she is engaging in such acts with a Johnnie.

California 156 years ago

The situation back in 1850 when California became a state:

• The State had no electricity.

• The State had no money.

• Almost everyone spoke Spanish.

• There were gun fights in the streets.

So basically, it was just like California today except the women had real breasts and men didn't hold hands.

Have engaged, TDT can vouche for it.

Good point, I guess since she seemed to enjoy it then she didn't fit the terms described.


Direct quote from that night "That is why we come to St John's whenever we can."




*this was over a year before I met MrsKR.

Quote from: USTBench on August 15, 2006, 02:15:53 PM
Chris:

There was nothing oringinal attached to that "Tommies Suck" statement. Two bit whores, garden hoses, etc. It's all been done before. However, if I were to say the Johnnies suck like Aerial Sharon (or Fidel Castro) searching for his last breath, that would be original, granted in poor taste and not that funny but at least it's original.

Duffman:

I would go with Alex

Is Aerial Sharon anything like Aerial Bombardment?  Or is this a take-off warning (his health having worsened)?

TDT, is he allowed back on this site yet?

Unfortunately, yes.

Quote from: Veek on August 15, 2006, 10:02:46 AM
Hello Everyone!

I have returned briefly from my long hiatus.  It appears that I am only 300 pages or so behind in reading this thread so it should only take a couple of weeks to catch up.  I'm leaving tomorrow for Michigan and the UP for a little R&R.  I'll be back in plenty of time for the opener, however, with grill and suds ready to go.  Don't look for the Black Denali anymore, though, as it has been traded in.  You'll now have to keep an eye out for Titan Crew Cab if you want to try what's in the coolers. 

I'm excited for the season to begin and it will be great seeing everyone again.  I love this time of year.

Veek, you always roll in such style.  Have a good vacation.

Duffman,

It's always been Alex...

Sincerely,

Whoa Nelly

For golfers (if you don't like golf - skip to the next post) (I stole this from Sabretooth Tiger over on the SCIAC board):

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.  ~Grantland Rice

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.  Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.  ~John Updike

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game:  it's called an eraser.  ~Arnold Palmer

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs.  You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.  ~Val Doonican

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.  ~Author Unknown

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.  ~William Wordsworth

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.  ~Phyllis Diller

The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.  The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.  The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.  The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.  The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.  Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.  ~Author Unknown

Drugs are very much a part of professional sports today, but when you think about it, golf is the only sport where the players aren't penalized for being on grass.  ~Bob Hope

Columbus went around the world in 1492.  That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course.  ~Lee Trevino

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula.  And it took a seven to do that.  ~Jim Murray

I'd play every day if I could.  It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart.  ~Brent Musburger

If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron.  Not even God can hit a 1-iron.  ~Lee Trevino

I'm hitting the woods just great, but I'm having a terrible time getting out of them.  ~Harry Toscano

I know I am getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.  ~Gerald Ford

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.  ~Gerald Ford

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off.  I shot the happiest 83 of my life.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.  ~Bob Hope

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour.  Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.  ~Chi Chi Rodriguez, on his Puerto Rican accent

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits.  I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.  ~Hank Aaron, 1971

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore," shoot six, and write down five.  ~Paul Harvey

You can't call it a sport.  You don't run, jump, you don't shoot, you don't pass.  All you have to do is buy some clothes that don't match.  ~Steve Sax

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.  ~Author Unknown

One under a tree, one under a bush, one under the water.  ~Lee Trevino, describing how he was one under during a tournament

There is one thing in this world that is dumber than playing golf.  That is watching someone else playing golf.  What do you actually get to see?  Thirty-seven guys in polyester slacks squinting at the sun.  Doesn't that set your blood racing?  ~Peter Andrews

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.  ~Don Carter

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.  ~Author Unknown

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf.  ~Jack Benny

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.  ~Art Rosenbaum
Art said he wanted to get more distance.  I told him to hit it and run backward.  ~Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum

Golf is golf.  You hit the ball, you go find it.  Then you hit it again.  ~Lon Hinkle
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.  ~Author Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.  ~Jack Lemmon

I play in the low 80s.  If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.  ~Joe E. Lewis

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.  ~Will Rogers

A golf course outside a big town serves an excellent purpose in that it segregates, as though a concentration camp, all the idle and idiot well-to-do.  ~Osbert Sitwell

If you want to take long walks, take long walks.  If you want to hit things with sticks, hit things with sticks.  But there's no excuse for combining the two and putting the results on TV.  Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns.  ~National Lampoon, 1979

Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose.  ~Woodrow Wilson

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.  ~Jimmy DeMaret