Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:32:20 AM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 20, 2007, 09:16:57 AM

Quote from: 'gro on June 20, 2007, 09:13:29 AM
Do the casinos have shuttle busses that pick people up at the airport? You think they could afford that kind of service.  Tell Celine Dion she has to switch from fiji water to desani.

Yes the shuttles can pick you up.  But then you have to wait forever, because so many Hotels are owned by the same company so they drop people off at each hotel.  So basically, if you're staying down the strip at all, it's like 45 minutes to an hour.  And when you arrive in vegas, you have butterflies and you start twitching, and the LAST thing you wanna do is wait for a stupid shuttle bus.

Yeah, I think a cab was like $20 bucks.  On the way out of town the cabbie took us the highway route bc the strip was packed (even though they tell you NOT to let them do that)  It's all good bc I told him he is only getting a $20 spot no matter what way he took us.

Reg, you are such a bad ass.

Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:36:41 AM
....and what is with all the tipping?  You have to tip the guy who hails the cab, the cabbie has to tip the guy who hails him, you have to tip the waitresses, you have to tip the flippers that hand out the cards....you tip the bellman, the luggage guy, the guy who calls the luggage guy.

When does it end!!!

dont forget the bathroom attendant and piss boy....

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on June 20, 2007, 09:42:00 AM

Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:36:41 AM
....and what is with all the tipping?  You have to tip the guy who hails the cab, the cabbie has to tip the guy who hails him, you have to tip the waitresses, you have to tip the flippers that hand out the cards....you tip the bellman, the luggage guy, the guy who calls the luggage guy.

When does it end!!!

dont forget the bathroom attendant and piss boy....

Oh I forgot about them!!  I think I had to tip the guy at the Margaritaville...at noon!

Actually, Can we discuss the bathroom attendant for a minute?  I mean, they are popping up everywhere and there is literally no way to aviod them.  I mean last week, I think there was a guy applying for the position at the Olive Garden!

When you are out for the night, how many times do you need to tip them? 

If you don't tip them, are you allowed to wash your hands?

Do you feel bad when you don't tip them as you skate out the door when they aren't looking?

Any other advice??

There was a bathroom attendant at the Cincy airport a few weeks ago... at an AIRPORT!!


What about fast food places that have tip jars at the register? What? You built me a sammich with a picture chart right in front of you then put it in the toaster oven... now you want my change?

Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:47:35 AM
Actually, Can we discuss the bathroom attendant for a minute?  I mean, they are popping up everywhere and there is literally no way to aviod them.  I mean last week, I think there was a guy applying for the position at the Olive Garden!

When you are out for the night, how many times do you need to tip them? 

If you don't tip them, are you allowed to wash your hands?

Do you feel bad when you don't tip them as you skate out the door when they aren't looking?

Any other advice??

I just don't get it, they are offering me services that I could quite easily do myself (applying soap and getting the paper towel, you know they have those automatic dispensers now), and "options" that I don't want.  Oooh, 5 year old gum, oooh a comb, oooh dollar store cologne.  I'll pass.  If you do tip, tip once. Begining or end it doesn't matter.

Now, I suggest that someone goes to one of the nice swanky places with a bathroom attendant, the kind where the guys are used to getting tips from high rollers who do that kind of stuff.  Go in and do your #2 business, then waddle out of the stall with your pants around ankles saying "little help here!!"

Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:47:35 AM
Actually, Can we discuss the bathroom attendant for a minute?  I mean, they are popping up everywhere and there is literally no way to aviod them.  I mean last week, I think there was a guy applying for the position at the Olive Garden!

When you are out for the night, how many times do you need to tip them? 

If you don't tip them, are you allowed to wash your hands?

Do you feel bad when you don't tip them as you skate out the door when they aren't looking?

Any other advice??

pbr doesnt agree with the whole attendant in the bathroom but probably feels guilted into giving a little somethin...so he usually does the initial tip on pbr's first drive by....after that as gro says unless he cleanses everything and gives me a foot massage while pbr is sitting on the hopper making a deposit he aint gettin' notta......

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on June 20, 2007, 10:15:27 AM

Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:47:35 AM
Actually, Can we discuss the bathroom attendant for a minute?  I mean, they are popping up everywhere and there is literally no way to aviod them.  I mean last week, I think there was a guy applying for the position at the Olive Garden!

When you are out for the night, how many times do you need to tip them? 

If you don't tip them, are you allowed to wash your hands?

Do you feel bad when you don't tip them as you skate out the door when they aren't looking?

Any other advice??

pbr doesnt agree with the whole attendant in the bathroom but probably feels guilted into giving a little somethin...so he usually does the initial tip on pbr's first drive by....after that as gro says unless he cleanses everything and gives me a foot massage while pbr is sitting on the hopper making a deposit he aint gettin' notta......

The guys that are real good know how many times you go, they get your name if they hear it and they remember, they throw paper towels to you around their back, and they hook you up with prosistutes later in the night that you can pick up in the car they stole for you.

Quote from: regulator on June 20, 2007, 09:47:35 AM
Actually, Can we discuss the bathroom attendant for a minute?  I mean, they are popping up everywhere and there is literally no way to aviod them.  I mean last week, I think there was a guy applying for the position at the Olive Garden!

When you are out for the night, how many times do you need to tip them? 

If you don't tip them, are you allowed to wash your hands?

Do you feel bad when you don't tip them as you skate out the door when they aren't looking?

Any other advice??

rediculous.  I was out a while ago at a crappy mexican restraunt/bar in NYC after work one thursday.  The special was $15 all-you-can-drink for 2 hours.  There was a freakin attendant.  Come on....

All this talk about TDT going to Vegas has Garnet thinking of one thing.

The movie Very Bad Things. 

realistic did he offer to hold it for you while standing at the urinal?

Bman's generally not a superstitious guy, however, Bman has noticed that when he stiffs the bathroom guy, het gets pummelled at the tables....when he tips ... starts winning....

no Bman is not suggesting that there is any correlation (for himself or others) however, Bman is tipping the turd jockey...and tipping him well....

Reg, the rehab party is wierd in that its this wierd west coast scene where Im gonna say 90% of the guys and 70% of the girls have some sort of tatoo.  But yea, these strippers just get up and start dancing or competing with each other and everyone stands around watching.

TDT, you can usually just walk into any pool you want but on weekends and busy days there will be a towel boy asking too see your room key.  Ususally though if you are dressed like you are going to the pool and its not 32 dudes in jeans and tshirts, they will just let you in if you forgot your key.  Plus if you go to the spa at the venetian you can just enter the pool that way.

I never tip the bathroom guy and I dont feel bad about it.

And if you are going to vegas with a bunch of guys you can order a limo or car for probably 10 bucks a person depending on how many people there are.

Are tattoo's bad...

    ...at times, I find them quite intriguing

Quote from: Rico 21 on June 20, 2007, 04:20:24 PM
Are tattoo's bad...

    ...at times, I find them quite intriguing

Reg finds himself also intrigued for some tattoo's and wonders why he didn't become a tattoo artist.  Imagine staring at something like this all day??......



OH WAIT, back to reality, where people like this get tattoo's, as well.


"sir, can you please pull up your fat roll so I can finish this Tribal?"