Quote from: 'gro on June 26, 2007, 10:50:11 PM
wow, 25 people are reading LLPP right now, didn't know that many people needed their nightly fix... you know what they say

The Rev was a big fan of Whodini back in the day.

Could there be a more amusing sight than a group of white kids in Norwich, NY breakdancing at a middle school dance in 1984?  Too bad we didn't have wide-spread video back then like we have now.

Thanks for the memories, Gro. +K

Probably search engine spiders ...

Quote from: Pat Coleman on June 26, 2007, 11:40:00 PM
Probably search engine spiders ...

I'm tired of these motherf------ spiders, on this motherf------ internet!

Ok, after another day of horrendous travel yesterday, that got LD11 home at 1am, after flights being delayed and cancelled and sitting in nasty Newark Airport with filthy dirty people for hours, I have a few things to reiterate:

1.  Once again, i've told all of you this a million times, but just in case YOU or anyone you know still do it...
PEOPLE MOVERS ARE NOT RIDES!!!  They are installed in large airports to help transport you from place to place in a faster period of time.  If you ARE that damn lazy, get your stoopid azz on the right, so normal people, like me, can walk by you.

2.  Deoderant...Use it!!!  How is it possible that someone can smell so bad?  And not do something about it? 

3.  I don't care if you are closing a quarter of a million dollars in sales tomorrow.  NO ONE CARES so stop talking on your cell phone so loud.  Man I hate these clowns who think they are impressing someone.  And seriously, don't make me smack that blue tooth out of your head.

4.  Kids.  Shut them up!  After being delayed for 3 hours, I got to sit on a plane FULL of little kids who wouldn't shut their mouths.  Take control of your kids.  You put the fear of god in their eyes and I bet they quiet down.

5.  Yelling at people in the airport and making a scene will NOT get you free stuff.  I heard some guy, in a hawaiian shirt and cut off jeans who looked like he last showered last May, screaming at what looked to be the manager, that he required he speak to, running of a laundry list of whay he'll never fly USAir again, then finishes it off with 'AND YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT WAS BEING A JERK TOO!'  Classic.

6.  I spologize for anyone who ever flies the same day as LD11, because everytime he flies, even if it's sunny and beautiful, you probably won't get home til somewhere between 6-36 hours after scheduled.  I hate flying.

so LD how was your flight yesterday? looking forward to driving to beantown tomorrow?

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on June 27, 2007, 10:25:09 AM
so LD how was your flight yesterday? looking forward to driving to beantown tomorrow?

Yeah, i'm looking forward to gettting caught in the useless state of Delaware as they fix toll booths at 3 in the morning.  i'm convinced it's a ploy by the state to screw with people because they drive through their state.  Sunday we waited in Delaware for 2 hours, normally of which it's about 5-10 minutes to drive through, and I think i saw 3 Delware license plates.  Coincidence?

Dude, do NOT go through that toll.

Coming northbound on 95, do the following: Get off at Exit 109 in Maryland -- the second half of the exit, which loops around and goes under the highway. Take that ... past the truck stop and such, across the state line, a little over 2 miles, until you get to Routes 2 and 4. Take a right at that light. It takes you past the Chrysler plant.

Take that to Rte. 896, aka College Ave., and take a right at that light. From there it is less than a mile back to the interstate.

Total time is usually 10-12 minutes. I only go through the toll if I'm really late.

Coming southbound on 95, do the following: Get off at Exit 1, Rte. 896 in Delaware, the first of the two halves of the exit, turning right from the highway. Pass the Boston Market, McDonalds, Exxon and Shell, make a left at the light for Routes 2/4. At this light the U. Delaware stadium is on your right, a hotel with a TGI Friday's on your left.

Follow the road past the Chrysler plant, left at the light for Elkton Road, which is at the bottom of the hill. It's not quite a T -- you could go straight but it would basically be into a shopping center. Take Elkton Road a little over two miles back to 95.

Also available on Elkton Road, Dunkin Donuts, Wawa and the truck stop.

Cheapest gas at this exit is traditionally at the truck stop -- the one closest to 95 in Maryland with the Mobil, not the other one -- and at the Exxon on 896 in Newark.

Dude, this has never failed me. You have to know this workaround.

the guru comes through once again...

Google map for reference.

When I first started dodging this toll, it was a buck and a quarter.

What  kind of Guru  would PC be if he didn't impart his knowledge?

Quote from: budcrew08 on June 27, 2007, 11:25:14 AM
What  kind of Guru  would PC be if he didn't impart his knowledge?

Probably a suspected guru.

Thanks, guys.

Lew for the smelly people bring a can of axe to the airport and spray the stinky people...or maybe we should get rev on that and if security thinks someone stinks spray em down

Quote from: Pat Coleman on June 27, 2007, 11:24:18 AM
Google map for reference.

When I first started dodging this toll, it was a buck and a quarter.

Much appreciated.  I don't have to pay the toll, it's the GD traffic that is ridiculous in a state with a population of 27.

Quote from: LewDogg11 on June 27, 2007, 10:20:05 AM
Ok, after another day of horrendous travel yesterday, that got LD11 home at 1am, after flights being delayed and cancelled and sitting in nasty Newark Airport with filthy dirty people for hours, I have a few things to reiterate:

1.  Once again, i've told all of you this a million times, but just in case YOU or anyone you know still do it...
PEOPLE MOVERS ARE NOT RIDES!!!  They are installed in large airports to help transport you from place to place in a faster period of time.  If you ARE that damn lazy, get your stoopid azz on the right, so normal people, like me, can walk by you.

The other thing is those people that walk straight ahead while continuing to look to the side.  Then have the nerve to be pissed when I say, "Heads up, asshole!"  

Depending on JT's mood, he'll either lookout block 'em or trip 'em with his rolling luggage and fake surprise.

2.  Deoderant...Use it!!!  How is it possible that someone can smell so bad?  And not do something about it? 

This one is hard to counter.  Thankfully, he's sat near people that actually shower lately.

3.  I don't care if you are closing a quarter of a million dollars in sales tomorrow.  NO ONE CARES so stop talking on your cell phone so loud.  Man I hate these clowns who think they are impressing someone.  And seriously, don't make me smack that blue tooth out of your head.

These are the doods that are likely to eat asphalt in NYC, by not paying attention to walk/don't walk signs.  One sap got flattened by a bike messenger in front of JT on Monday.  Expensive suit totally trashed and ripped.

4.  Kids.  Shut them up!  After being delayed for 3 hours, I got to sit on a plane FULL of little kids who wouldn't shut their mouths.  Take control of your kids.  You put the fear of god in their eyes and I bet they quiet down.

Beatings.  Worked on lil JT.  

Noise cancelling headphones are the other option.

5.  Yelling at people in the airport and making a scene will NOT get you free stuff.  I heard some guy, in a hawaiian shirt and cut off jeans who looked like he last showered last May, screaming at what looked to be the manager, that he required he speak to, running of a laundry list of whay he'll never fly USAir again, then finishes it off with 'AND YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT WAS BEING A JERK TOO!'  Classic.


6.  I spologize for anyone who ever flies the same day as LD11, because everytime he flies, even if it's sunny and beautiful, you probably won't get home til somewhere between 6-36 hours after scheduled.  I hate flying.

Is LD flying out of Charlotte on US Air a lot?  US Air is horrible.