Quote from: regulator on July 10, 2007, 12:58:32 PM

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 10, 2007, 12:51:13 PM

Quote from: 'gro on July 10, 2007, 12:40:36 PM
For future arguements with former future... just answer every accusation with "that's how I roll".  Better yet, give yourself a rediculas nickname and speak in the 3rd person (no trouble with that).  For example "That's how Dr. McGillicutty rolls".

Re: Friendo
all girls are sneaky and psycho.

Funny 'Gro should say this. When RT was on vacation last week, that was RT's response to everything.  "Cause that's how I roll"

"That's how I roll" could be one of the greatest statements ever invented.

behind "ballin"

WWLD11D???

First off RT, you need to kick this girl out of your house.  You don't need to break things off, you just need to move her out.  Her 'mental ju jitsu' translates to LD11 as being able to severely lay the smack down in the rack.  And let's face, that has been known to cloud the minds of many great men.  So, tell her she needs to get the f out...because:

1.  It will give you some much needed space.  Having her around all the time is severely impacting your judgement, and it's difficult to figure out what you want and need with that ball rash in the other room,

2.  It will give you the chance to have your cake, and eat it too.  If my assumption is right, and this girl is the Hulk Hogan of the romper room, then you can get that, as needed, and there is no further cuddling or talk needed...And if she doesn't want to oblige, then it makes it that much easier anyway...,

3.  It will supply you with a stomping ground for you to bring home little bitties that are out at the bars looking for some fun, with no remnance of her to be seen.  You can also use the story as a Jedi Mind Trick and make girls out and about feel bad for you, and melt in your hands like Silly Putty in a Microwave(But be careful and use a 'glove', because sometimes, it burns)...,

4.  It will let her know that you mean business.  If she wants RT,(because seriously, who wouldn't?) she'll shape up and change her act, otherwise, she can join the ranks of the LLPP trash can...,

and,

5.  You are getting old and you need to get your ish together stat!  Let's face, you are RT!!!  You don't need to be sweating some lawn jockey.  You are money, and you are ready to party, and you need to snap out of this mesmerizing cloud of ass play, and start acting like you have nothing to lose, because, as it appears to be the consensus of the LLPP, you have NOTHING to lose here...except chafed nuts.

Quote from: LewDogg11 on July 10, 2007, 01:13:09 PM

5.  You are getting old and you need to get your ish together stat!  Let's face, you are RT!!!  You don't need to be sweating some lawn jockey.  You are money, and you are ready to party, and you need to snap out of this mesmerizing cloud of ass play, and start acting like you have nothing to lose, because, as it appears to be the consensus of the LLPP, you have NOTHING to lose here...except chafed nuts.

SPOT ON LD!!!  RT now stop f'n around and ditch  her....you are thee man!!! one thing pbr would of done is "pull a reg" and crumpled up bills and started bouncing them off ffmrt and friend-o skulls at the casino and told them to both go eat ish pbr is going home to his compound and no one is invited back (except friend of the friend-o-saurus)

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on July 10, 2007, 01:21:02 PM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on July 10, 2007, 01:13:09 PM

5.  You are getting old and you need to get your ish together stat!  Let's face, you are RT!!!  You don't need to be sweating some lawn jockey.  You are money, and you are ready to party, and you need to snap out of this mesmerizing cloud of ass play, and start acting like you have nothing to lose, because, as it appears to be the consensus of the LLPP, you have NOTHING to lose here...except chafed nuts.

SPOT ON LD!!!  RT now stop f'n around and ditch  her....you are thee man!!! one thing pbr would of done is "pull a reg" and crumpled up bills and started bouncing them off ffmrt and friend-o skulls at the casino and told them to both go eat ish pbr is going home to his compound and no one is invited back (except friend of the friend-o-saurus)

Personally, I think Friend-O-Saurus was helping RT out.  RT, I will be very dissapointed if you bit the bullet on that one.  You need to be like 'Yeah, I was talking to some girls.  It was nice having a 'normal' conversation for once. 

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on July 10, 2007, 01:21:02 PM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on July 10, 2007, 01:13:09 PM

5.  You are getting old and you need to get your ish together stat!  Let's face, you are RT!!!  You don't need to be sweating some lawn jockey.  You are money, and you are ready to party, and you need to snap out of this mesmerizing cloud of ass play, and start acting like you have nothing to lose, because, as it appears to be the consensus of the LLPP, you have NOTHING to lose here...except chafed nuts.

SPOT ON LD!!!  RT now stop f'n around and ditch  her....you are thee man!!! one thing pbr would of done is "pull a reg" and crumpled up bills and started bouncing them off ffmrt and friend-o skulls at the casino and told them to both go eat ish pbr is going home to his compound and no one is invited back (except friend of the friend-o-saurus)

Normally Reg doesn't get into relationship bidness, however, this is how Reg sees it playing out-
Fast forward 3 months after RT gives her the boot out of the house and gives her the "man my life is great now" attitude, she will soon realize that the grass isn't always greener

Reg knows it's tough, but it is time for you to start playing the jedi mind tricks....(that and rubbing the fact of boating, trips and crumpled up bills off peoples foreheads ....aka how RT rolls will help her understand)

RT another important topic (this was on morning radio the other day) Does FFMRT still wear the ring or did she give it back... even worse, is she not wearing the ring and didn't give it back??  Gro needs to know these things.

RT would like to personally thank the members of the LLPP, Inc for the outpouring of advice and emotion in support of RT

Quote from: 'gro on July 10, 2007, 01:32:12 PM
RT another important topic (this was on morning radio the other day) Does FFMRT still wear the ring or did she give it back... even worse, is she not wearing the ring and didn't give it back??  Gro needs to know these things.

said ring is upstairs in a jewelry box on the dresser. In other past developments, RT forked over $6000 (yes...6 THOUSAND) dollars to FFMRT to help her pay off her credit cards under the stipulation that RT could never bring it up again to "throw it in her face" as she puts it. Over the last year as we've had various arguments, RT has never once said the words "FU you ungrateful biyatch...RT gave you $6000 and this is the sh$t you give RT??"

....if she leaves, there's no talk of repayment. RT will chalk it up to Bronx Tail where Sonny tells C that if it cost him $20 to get the other kid out of his life for good, it's worth it

Quote from: regulator on July 10, 2007, 01:30:19 PM

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on July 10, 2007, 01:21:02 PM

Quote from: LewDogg11 on July 10, 2007, 01:13:09 PM

5.  You are getting old and you need to get your ish together stat!  Let's face, you are RT!!!  You don't need to be sweating some lawn jockey.  You are money, and you are ready to party, and you need to snap out of this mesmerizing cloud of ass play, and start acting like you have nothing to lose, because, as it appears to be the consensus of the LLPP, you have NOTHING to lose here...except chafed nuts.

SPOT ON LD!!!  RT now stop f'n around and ditch  her....you are thee man!!! one thing pbr would of done is "pull a reg" and crumpled up bills and started bouncing them off ffmrt and friend-o skulls at the casino and told them to both go eat ish pbr is going home to his compound and no one is invited back (except friend of the friend-o-saurus)

Normally Reg doesn't get into relationship bidness, however, this is how Reg sees it playing out-
Fast forward 3 months after RT gives her the boot out of the house and gives her the "man my life is great now" attitude, she will soon realize that the grass isn't always greener

Reg knows it's tough, but it is time for you to start playing the jedi mind tricks....(that and rubbing the fact of boating, trips and crumpled up bills off peoples foreheads ....aka how RT rolls will help her understand)

Reg won't like this...FFMRT doesn't like the Sea Ray. She doesn't enjoy boats

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 10, 2007, 01:43:07 PM
....if she leaves, there's no talk of repayment. RT will chalk it up to Bronx Tail where Sonny tells C that if it cost him $20 to get the other kid out of his life for good, it's worth it

+k for the final thought  (RE: bronx tale) RT - I've been through a similiar situation, and perhaps that line of thinking will help you pull through much faster.

I snagged the ring, and she moved out - hopefully all ends as well for RT!

RT you NEED Fast Times at Ridgemont High...Learn It, Live It, Love It!

First off you need the attitude!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o99cs2MLq6g

Next off is for your new dating adventures after casting ffmrt aside!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YxHPjc7bhs&mode=related&search=

Finally if the above fail....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJfgVgxLGYQ&mode=related&search=

may the LLPP (force) be with you....

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 10, 2007, 01:43:07 PM

Quote from: 'gro on July 10, 2007, 01:32:12 PM

....if she leaves, there's no talk of repayment. RT will chalk it up to Bronx Tail where Sonny tells C that if it cost him $20 to get the other kid out of his life for good, it's worth it

RT- That is the right thing to do....Chalk the $6G's up to "not know any better".... Reg learned something similar to that, a while back.

Doesn't enjoy the boat?....oh well, it's not for everybody!

You should take the ring and turn it into a grill like lil' John wears.  Then run around the house screaming WHAT?.....YEEEEAAAAH!

Did FFMRT tell RT she doesn't want to get married YET or EVER?  If it is ever, send her packing.  If she she just isn't ready yet, giver her some more time to figure it out.  How much time?  That is up to you.  After you reach the time limit it is sh*t or get off the pot!   

RT: This chick is a Class A FLOOZY.  Like the wise LD11 said she must be absolutely unreal in the sack or the reasons to keep her around can't be fathomed.  Kick her to the curb.  There is lots of summer left at the Track and plenty of hot little numbers on the prowl ready to help RT on the rebound.  FFMRT sounds like a princess only out for RT's loot and lavish lifestyle...

REG: Let's hear your story.  TDT gets the feeling the more anecdotal evidence that RT sees the easier/faster his decision can be made.  Also, you've been watching too much BET...

LD11: TDT will gladly accept your offer to participate in the 1st Annual Shoesapalooza Hot Dog Contest.  His teammate will be none other than finsleft, representing the MIAC.

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on July 10, 2007, 02:10:08 PM

LD11: TDT will gladly accept your offer to participate in the 1st Annual Shoesapalooza Hot Dog Contest.  His teammate will be none other than finsleft, representing the MIAC.

It wasn't an offer.  It is called hazing.