Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on July 10, 2007, 02:10:08 PM
..... she must be absolutely unreal in the sack or the reasons to keep her around can't be fathomed.  

that's part of the problem. She's one of those girls who withholds azz as a lever when times aren't good (which they haven't been for some time)

dear lord RT you need help!!! watch mike damone from fast times "attitude" youtube clip posted earlier... and take it to heart...

KS is reposting this for RT.  I believe it still holds.

As someone who has been married almost 9 (KS is turning into Al Bundy) years KS recommends running far, running fast and don't stop running. 

KS would suggest playing the field until you are 36 and then going back to college for your masters, doctorate or to teach and then have a serious relationship with someone half your age, when it's legal.

Quote from: Knightstalker on July 10, 2007, 02:26:30 PM
KS is reposting this for RT.  I believe it still holds.

As someone who has been married almost 9 (KS is turning into Al Bundy) years KS recommends running far, running fast and don't stop running. 

KS would suggest playing the field until you are 36 and then going back to college for your masters, doctorate or to teach and then have a serious relationship with someone half your age, when it's legal.

RT only has 9 months until he's 36

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on July 10, 2007, 02:10:08 PM

REG: Let's hear your story.  TDT gets the feeling the more anecdotal evidence that RT sees the easier/faster his decision can be made.  Also, you've been watching too much BET...

Ring Ring.....(315) Area code.....don't recognize this number.
Reg- Hellah?
RegsXGF- Hey Reg, it's RegsXGF
Reg- Oh hey haven't talked to you in a couple years....what's up (Reg thinking the worst at this point)
RegsXGF- ummmm....I have a big problem.....
Reg- Ok....
RegsXGF- My brother got thrown in jail and I need money to bail him out <cue tears and sniffles>
Reg- Why not ask your husband or mom or a friend to ante up, WTF are you calling me for?
RegsXGF- Becuase you are the only one I can go to, you have always been there <Cue more sniffles>
Reg- You have got to be joking me.....you are joking me, right?
RegsXGF- I am good for it, I promise
Reg- Oh you mean like the $100 I let you borrow 2 years ago?
RegsXGF-......... I will pay you that too!!
Reg- Yeah.....ok, call me back if you really can't find anyone.

Reg did it and STILL, to the DAY regrets it.  Do you think I ever got the money back...not a dime....  Even though I had absolutely zero to gain by doing this, I still did it.  The money probably went to diapers or booze or crack.
Oh well, that was a $500 lesson learned.....move on....

Quote from: regulator on July 10, 2007, 12:58:32 PM

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 10, 2007, 12:51:13 PM

Quote from: 'gro on July 10, 2007, 12:40:36 PM
For future arguements with former future... just answer every accusation with "that's how I roll".  Better yet, give yourself a rediculas nickname and speak in the 3rd person (no trouble with that).  For example "That's how Dr. McGillicutty rolls".

Re: Friendo
all girls are sneaky and psycho.

Funny 'Gro should say this. When RT was on vacation last week, that was RT's response to everything.  "Cause that's how I roll"

"That's how I roll" could be one of the greatest statements ever invented.

Its practically perfect. Cool. Defining. Acceptive. Dismissive. But yet it keeps one from being pinned down., cause you can always change your "roll".

Example:

JT: That's how I roll.

FMJT: Yeah. Well its/your [fill in the blank (dumb, stupid, crazy)]

JT: [shrugs] That's how I roll. [Goes back to activity]

Quote from: regulator on July 10, 2007, 02:37:31 PM

Quote from: Touchdown Tommy on July 10, 2007, 02:10:08 PM

REG: Let's hear your story.  TDT gets the feeling the more anecdotal evidence that RT sees the easier/faster his decision can be made.  Also, you've been watching too much BET...

Ring Ring.....(315) Area code.....don't recognize this number.
Reg- Hellah?
RegsXGF- Hey Reg, it's RegsXGF
Reg- Oh hey haven't talked to you in a couple years....what's up (Reg thinking the worst at this point)
RegsXGF- ummmm....I have a big problem.....
Reg- Ok....
RegsXGF- My brother got thrown in jail and I need money to bail him out <cue tears and sniffles>
Reg- Why not ask your husband or mom or a friend to ante up, WTF are you calling me for?
RegsXGF- Becuase you are the only one I can go to, you have always been there <Cue more sniffles>
Reg- You have got to be joking me.....you are joking me, right?
RegsXGF- I am good for it, I promise
Reg- Oh you mean like the $100 I let you borrow 2 years ago?
RegsXGF-......... I will pay you that too!!
Reg- Yeah.....ok, call me back if you really can't find anyone.

Reg did it and STILL, to the DAY regrets it.  Do you think I ever got the money back...not a dime....  Even though I had absolutely zero to gain by doing this, I still did it.  The money probably went to diapers or booze or crack.
Oh well, that was a $500 lesson learned.....move on....

Reg, who was that?

Money talks and bullsh!t walks fellas!!!!!  Reg TDT hopes that MR gave u a good bich slapping for that moment of weakness, indecision, and 5 benji's to the Ex.  WTF Reg were you 17 ML's deep???

36 heh RT?  You are almost old enough to hunt either Cougars 40s or Kittens 20s (Age of Love NBC, TDT may or may not watch this show weekly).  BTW: withholding azz?  That sounds rediculously manipulative and dysfunctional.  Don't let her get away with this.

LD: Ha Fair enough.  The game is on.

TDT-
I think this was pre-MR....I hadn't had any ML's.....I guess Reg is just an idiot at some points.  (usually when chicks cry)

LD- It was High School GF.  I don't know if you ever met her.

Quote from: regulator on July 10, 2007, 02:50:26 PM
(usually when chicks cry)

"It's like their on fire.  I'd say anything just to put them out."

-George Costanza

Wow. A RedTackle sighting.

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 10, 2007, 02:31:59 PM

Quote from: Knightstalker on July 10, 2007, 02:26:30 PM
KS is reposting this for RT.  I believe it still holds.

As someone who has been married almost 9 (KS is turning into Al Bundy) years KS recommends running far, running fast and don't stop running. 

KS would suggest playing the field until you are 36 and then going back to college for your masters, doctorate or to teach and then have a serious relationship with someone half your age, when it's legal.

RT only has 9 months until he's 36

Dood 1/2 your age plus 7.  25-29 or so should be the target.  Women your age will kill a good time faster than you can say... children.  Unless you are looking to settle down and have kids right away, stick to the formula.

Inspite of the issues JT has with FMJT from time-to-time, she was the first to let JT be JT.  No radical change attempts. And she was exactly 1/2 + 7 when JT met her.

JT dresses better, eats better, travels more, but those are things JT wanted to do anyway.

Nothing more freeing that being able to see a hot chick and tell FMJT that JT would like to tap that.  

She let's JT be a guy.  She'll even point them out.

These kind of women are out there, just gotta sort.  Toxic relationship rarely improve. Time to go solo young man, especially since your not getting it regularly.

it happens to all us reg...it is womens destiny to find our weak spot and keep grinding there until we give in no matter what it is...all llpp'rs can relate.


does anyone else think this is like some kinda weird therapy session and dr. phil is going to join in soon?

Quote from: JT on July 10, 2007, 02:38:15 PM

Quote from: regulator on July 10, 2007, 12:58:32 PM

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 10, 2007, 12:51:13 PM

Quote from: 'gro on July 10, 2007, 12:40:36 PM
For future arguements with former future... just answer every accusation with "that's how I roll".  Better yet, give yourself a rediculas nickname and speak in the 3rd person (no trouble with that).  For example "That's how Dr. McGillicutty rolls".

Re: Friendo
all girls are sneaky and psycho.

Funny 'Gro should say this. When RT was on vacation last week, that was RT's response to everything.  "Cause that's how I roll"

"That's how I roll" could be one of the greatest statements ever invented.

Its practically perfect. Cool. Defining. Acceptive. Dismissive. But yet it keeps one from being pinned down., cause you can always change your "roll".

Example:

JT: That's how I roll.

FMJT: Yeah. Well its/your [fill in the blank (dumb, stupid, crazy)]

JT: [shrugs] That's how I roll. [Goes back to activity]

This could potentially be the best relationship advice ever given to a guy.

"insert some ridiculously nagging comment from fmxxx"
"I'm sorry, I don't think you heard me correctly. I said this is how I roll"

Quote from: uPBRmeASAP on July 10, 2007, 02:56:18 PM
does anyone else think this is like some kinda weird therapy session and dr. phil is going to join in soon?

PBR - exactly what I was thinking....but who needs Dr Phil when you have the pp's support group.

+K to all for a good tuesday afternoon therapy session.