Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 11, 2007, 11:16:50 PM

Quote from: The Great Pumpkin

sorry, but those, as we say, are the breaks:

was the Kurtis Blow reference intentional?

you got it RT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnJQZzPc2WU

Jesus H. Christmas!!!

WTFF left town this morning so LD11 decided to get crunked up.  Played some Tiger Woods with the boys, hit Hooters, went into Holladawg's Reflection Room for a few hours, watched some movies, and BAM!!!  There's like 10 extra pages on the LLPP. 

I haven't seen this kind of action for some time.  Very impressive.  However, while all of you clowns get on Regulator's case, I have to back him up...Can't you buy a mansion in Rochester NY for like $150K???  I mean come on?  And the guy is talking about Boston?  In Boston, $150K will get you a fly cardboard box and a bag of chips. 

WTFF called earlier, while LD11 was at H(*)(*)ERS, prior to the postulate set to say how we roll, and she was like 'Oh, H(*)(*)TERS huh?  When the cats away, the mice will play huh?'

LD11:  'Well, the second mouse ALWAYS gets the cheese!'

WTFF:  'What are you talking about?  Are you drunk?'

LD11:  'No baby, that's just how I roll...'

WTFF:  'Just call me later.'

Classic LD11 classic.

Cash is King.   This is the new LLPP, Inc. official company slogan.  That's how we roll will be used to answer any client who doesn't wanna buy the product.

LD: How is the Hooters in Wilmington?  Decent talent?  You ever make it over to any Wilmington Blue Rocks games?  Not too much beats beer at the ballpark on warm summer evenings...

UPDATE:   FFMRT is officially out of the RT schack for 3 weeks. RT will be in a constant state of reflection...

UPDATE #2:  RT decides to really push the envelop and adds the signature line "...cause that's how I roll" to his corporate email yesterday afternoon, below RT's name.  At 7:15 am this morning, RT's manager calls the RT cell:

RTM:  sorry to bother you so early but was catching up on emails from yesterday and noticed that signature.
RT:  hey brian.....what do you mean?
RTM:  "that's how I roll"...what does that mean?
RT:  oh, that. It's just kind of a life philosophy that RT thought he'd add to his email.
RTM: (pause).....oh, well....i think you should probably take that off. It's a little too...um....i don't know. It just doesnt send the right message
RT: right message? what message does it send? RT thinks it's the perfect message
RTM: this is not a request. Take it off....cause that's HOW I ROLL
RT:  consider it done

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 12, 2007, 07:28:09 AM
UPDATE:   FFMRT is officially out of the RT schack for 3 weeks. RT will be in a constant state of reflection...

UPDATE #2:  RT decides to really push the envelop and adds the signature line "...cause that's how I roll" to his corporate email yesterday afternoon, below RT's name.  At 7:15 am this morning, RT's manager calls the RT cell:

RTM:  sorry to bother you so early but was catching up on emails from yesterday and noticed that signature.
RT:  hey brian.....what do you mean?
RTM:  "that's how I roll"...what does that mean?
RT:  oh, that. It's just kind of a life philosophy that RT thought he'd add to his email.
RTM: (pause).....oh, well....i think you should probably take that off. It's a little too...um....i don't know. It just doesnt send the right message
RT: right message? what message does it send? RT thinks it's the perfect message
RTM: this is not a request. Take it off....cause that's HOW I ROLL
RT:  consider it done

Man RT, the BigBossMan is killing your roll.  He's forcing you to, more or less, tumble. 

Does he not know the saying is not, "This is how I tumble?"

RT needs to send his boss over to the LLPP...so we can give him a reminder that he is dealing w/ the LLPP not some flim flam org.....

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 11, 2007, 11:20:55 PM

Quote from: Tags on July 11, 2007, 11:18:40 PM
Reg, you're a bit pessimistic this evening. I think I am the one driving the discussions (RE: wanting to break into real estate) - I'm well aware it's not easy, and that you should go into it with you're eyes open.

Perhaps you need:

you beat RT to the puch. Why is Reg so ornery about real estate tonite? Reg must be about to embark on his own real estate empire on I-90 between Roch and Alb and he is not taking well the possibility of amateur hour in his new venture

RT- It isn't the hate against your or your real estate cause.
Reg is SO SICK of hearing people talk about real estate around here.....here are the 3 situations that come up most frequently-

Oh man, I paid $170k for this place back in 2000 and it's worth $400k now-  Oh really dood?  First off noone is going to pay 400 for that caddyshack unless you dump at least 30k into it....then what?  What are you going to buy after that?  So your house may be worth 400, but it isn't getting you anywhere, so what does Reg care?

#2- if _____ can buy and sell a house in 6 months, then I certainly can-  Dood, that real estate opportunity came and went back in 2005.  If you were lucky enough to get out before then, some late comer was left holding the bag after the market slowed and inventory grew....You cannot do anything right now, people cannot sell houses.  Between 2002-2005 a monkey could have flipped a house....not so anymore.  In fact PapaReg sold most of his properties after 2005 because broke people trying to break into the NYC market couldn't afford the flipped houses and couldn't afford to compete with the NYC flippers to buy them, so that leaves Utica NY as the next hot spot, thus premium prices.  BOL!

#3- It is a buyers market.....yeah, so what?  Does that mean you go and pay $20-50 grand less for a house?  What is that in the long run, like 2 bucks a day?  Of course it's a buyers market where there are 4X the amount of houses on the market as people buying them.

#4- Sure Reg, I'm going to buy your boat I just have to wait for this real estate thing to come through (I have heard this a minimum of 3 times)  Dude, what real estate thing?  There is no real estate thing that is going to come through.  Unless some random person is going to knock on your door and offer you 2x what your house is worth, if they can have it today or you think there is money buried in the walls of your crummy townhouse, then you are actually broke and use the term "waiting for a real estate thing to come through" in order to avoid reality.

Here is an actual email from a "buyer"

Hey Reg:  Thanks for the e-mail.  I am still very interested.  I'm trying to
put the financing in place.  I was not able to get approved personally, but
I'm trying another route.  Hopefully, by the time I work it out, it will still
be available.  I understand though if you get a buyer before I'm ready to move
forward.  I am working on it.  I'm probably going to be at least 2-3 weeks.  I
am waiting on a real estate closing in the third week of June to help me
facilitate the deal.

the regulator a.k.a   has spoken....

Wow... "Dear reg, I can't afford your boat, but I'm going to buy it anyway."

That's how ramdom doods roll into debt!!

Damn,  you boys got after it last night.

1. PG, the market in Florida is pretty good.  The Former Chairman just robbed some old lady and paid way too little for a house.

2. Reg's right, Utica is the place to buy a house.  The Former Chairman's cousin just got a gigantic house for nothing more than a hearty handshake.  (And he played LB at Cortland, so you know he ain't some genius real estate tycoon). Too bad the house is in Utica.

3. The Former Chairman learned more about money management on LLPP than from any other source

Quote from: 'gro on July 12, 2007, 08:09:50 AM
Wow... "Dear reg, I can't afford your boat, but I'm going to buy it anyway."

That's how ramdom doods roll into debt!!

Dear weekend millionaire-
Thanks for the interest.  Please contact your lending institution before bothering me anymore.  If you wanna play, you gotta pay.  There is no "ballin on a budget" in boating.

Thx,
MGMT

Quote from: regulator on July 12, 2007, 07:42:08 AM

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 11, 2007, 11:20:55 PM

Quote from: Tags on July 11, 2007, 11:18:40 PM
Reg, you're a bit pessimistic this evening. I think I am the one driving the discussions (RE: wanting to break into real estate) - I'm well aware it's not easy, and that you should go into it with you're eyes open.

Perhaps you need:

you beat RT to the puch. Why is Reg so ornery about real estate tonite? Reg must be about to embark on his own real estate empire on I-90 between Roch and Alb and he is not taking well the possibility of amateur hour in his new venture

#4- Sure Reg, I'm going to buy your boat I just have to wait for this real estate thing to come through (I have heard this a minimum of 3 times)  Dude, what real estate thing?  There is no real estate thing that is going to come through.  Unless some random person is going to knock on your door and offer you 2x what your house is worth, if they can have it today or you think there is money buried in the walls of your crummy townhouse, then you are actually broke and use the term "waiting for a real estate thing to come through" in order to avoid reality.

Thats the problem with real estate in Boston.  They say its a buyers market but that is not true when some clown is trying to sell his 550K two family for 790K.  So these houses just sit there an no one is buying them.  It looks like a 'buyers' market because there are so many houses being sold by clowns for 20% more than what their worth..

Quote from: JoseQViper on July 12, 2007, 08:13:09 AM
Damn,  you boys got after it last night.

1. PG, the market in Florida is pretty good.  The Former Chairman just robbed some old lady and paid way too little for a house.

2. Reg's right, Utica is the place to buy a house.  The Former Chairman's cousin just got a gigantic house for nothing more than a hearty handshake.  (And he played LB at Cortland, so you know he ain't some genius real estate tycoon). Too bad the house is in Utica.

3. The Former Chairman learned more about money management on LLPP than from any other source

Dear Former chairman,
#1 What does "the market in Florida is pretty good" mean?  For who....hurricanes?

#2 Reg wasn't telling anyone to buy a house in Utica, who on earth would buyy a house in Utica?  

Quote from: JoseQViper on July 12, 2007, 08:13:09 AM



Reg's right, Utica is the place to buy a house.

Ill leave that one alone......