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Regulator

Good Saturday morning LLPP.

Reg is thirsty.

Knightstalker


"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

JT

Quote from: 'gro on July 13, 2007, 01:49:28 PM
Re: Hangovers
There's also 2 special cases

Quote#7 The old, I SHOULD be hungover, hangover (by Lewdogg11) :
This one happens to me quite often.  You drink 'rediculas' amounts, wake up in a bush somewhere with hot sauce glued to your chin.  Stumble into bed at 4am, sleep until noon.  Wake up fearing the worst, when you realizes, there is no hangover!  It's as if your one good deed of the day plunged the poisonous spirits from your very soul.  You could quite possibly still be a little drunk, and you might, just might toss back a batch of Biscuits and Gravy followed by a box of twisted tea, and onto a Corona, followed by shots of Sambuca, before 4pm. 

(This hangover level has often been seen during playa hata reunions, Cancun Spring Break trips, and 36 hour gambling binges...as if the body is properly prepared for the alcohol intake)

#8 And the Dreadful 2 day hangover... basically a Level 6 that weakens in to a level 3 the next day. Also known as the weekend killer.

Does anyone know why this happens?  JT's had the normal few cocktails or glasses of wine at a function and had a pounding headache the next day.  Then they are those rare occurances when JT drinks like Ozzy on a bender and wakes up feeling fine.

JT

Quote from: Knightstalker on July 13, 2007, 08:52:59 PM
KS thinks this may be the best Country and Western song ever written.  NSFW.

JT saw this on Comedy Central after hours uncesnsored.  This Rodney guy is pretty funny.

Tags

Good morning all.

RE: Level of hangover

Level 2 - just a hint of a headache.

RE: Matt Clement

Tags warned something like that may slip out - cut a guy a little slack . It was numerous Gin & Tonic's and a few ML's into the evening  8)

lewdogg11

LD11 flew up north yesterday for a wedding today.  Rehearsal dinner last night...drunk...

Played 9 holes this morning hungovah....Bought a sub an hour ago, wasn't enough, so I followed it up with some room service.  Sucking down some beers with the Dr. McGillicutty chasing it.  Gonna be a looooong night...

Anyone saying they would rather see Matt Clement pitch, instead of ANYONE else is out of their mind.  I'd rather see Spelling Bee champ Evan O'Dorney on the hill than Matt Clement.


Now pitching for the Boston Red Sox....EVAN O'DORNEY!!!

Jonny Utah

Quote from: LewDogg11 on July 14, 2007, 04:04:47 PM
LD11 flew up north yesterday for a wedding today.  Rehearsal dinner last night...drunk...

Played 9 holes this morning hungovah....Bought a sub an hour ago, wasn't enough, so I followed it up with some room service.  Sucking down some beers with the Dr. McGillicutty chasing it.  Gonna be a looooong night...

Anyone saying they would rather see Matt Clement pitch, instead of ANYONE else is out of their mind.  I'd rather see Spelling Bee champ Evan O'Dorney on the hill than Matt Clement.


Now pitching for the Boston Red Sox....EVAN O'DORNEY!!!

LD: Let me know if you need me to Fedex an Anna Taqueria Super Chicken Burrito up there for ya.  I had one today. (131st this fiscal year). 

lewdogg11

UPDATE:

Since the wedding is at the hotel LD11 is staying in, I figured i'd give an update while I hairdryer my sweaty armpit shirt stain...

LD11 is wassted.  LD11's mom is wasted and making somewhat innapropriate comments about the brides 'thick' arms and 'tiny little' hands....

LD11's parents only know LD11's High School Girlfriends (HSGF)'s family, and HSGF is here with her husband, and she looks 7 months pregnant although she's just flat out ate too many Anna's Taqueria Burritos. 

Other than that, all is going well thus far.  LD11 is hitting the Grey Goose and Soda on Papa LD11's tab.  Good times. 

FYI:  WTFF is in the bridal party so LD11 WILL be getting a brides maid tonight, and thank god, because all of them are 5 foot 2 by 5 foot 2...

Game on...

Senor RedTackle


AUPepBand

Perhaps they should designate those steep upper deck seats for the WCTU? Drunks falling everywhere!
On Saxon Warriors! On to Victory!
...Fight, fight for Alfred, A-L-F, R-E-D!

JT

Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 15, 2007, 01:20:27 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2936563
This dood is going to get a big payday.  People tumbling down stairs and falling down rows happens.  Ya gotta be aware.  JT's actually said to security staff, "If that drunk fat f---, falls, trips or tumbles into us, I'll own your house."  Problem is usually solved.

superman57

Quote from: Tags on October 10, 2007, 10:59:38 PM
You're the only dood on the board that doesn't know & accept that '57 can't spell.

Poor grammar and horrible spelling... it's just how he rolls.

Knightstalker

Quote from: JT on July 15, 2007, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 15, 2007, 01:20:27 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2936563
This dood is going to get a big payday.  People tumbling down stairs and falling down rows happens.  Ya gotta be aware.  JT's actually said to security staff, "If that drunk fat f---, falls, trips or tumbles into us, I'll own your house."  Problem is usually solved.
So you're the one!

"In the end we will survive rather than perish not because we accumulate comfort and luxury but because we accumulate wisdom"  Colonel Jack Jacobs US Army (Ret).

JT

Quote from: Knightstalker on July 15, 2007, 12:12:49 PM
Quote from: JT on July 15, 2007, 11:09:21 AM
Quote from: Senor RedTackle on July 15, 2007, 01:20:27 AM
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2936563
This dood is going to get a big payday.  People tumbling down stairs and falling down rows happens.  Ya gotta be aware.  JT's actually said to security staff, "If that drunk fat f---, falls, trips or tumbles into us, I'll own your house."  Problem is usually solved.
So you're the one!

That was you?

JT

Quote from: Superman57 on July 15, 2007, 11:53:54 AM
There are females at RPI

Rating:

1st from left - OK but looks like she talks to much.  JT needs to drink until hearing fades
2nd from the left - JT could be sober
3rd -  She's a close or near to last call pick up
4th - could be a lesbian with #1.  Tough call for JT.