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smedindy · February 21, 2006, 06:21:53 PM

But I have positive karma again. Kisses to all!

(Or at least manly nods and shrugs!)

Mr. Ypsi · February 21, 2006, 09:06:48 PM

Quote from: knightstalker on February 21, 2006, 02:11:40 PM
Oh to be 25 again? Oh to be 35 again.

Hey, I'd settle for 55 again! (Young whippersnappers!)

Quote from: diehardfan on February 21, 2006, 01:31:48 PM
Lol... okay, okay, I definitely feel darn old somedays though... but I'm 24, soon to be 25. And if you really care, mark that down, because pretty soon I'm gonna be one of those women who doesn't reveal her age!

April, you've gotta cut that out! I've got shoes older than you are!

Well, now that I have thoroughly depressed myself, guess I'd better get back to grading stat exams.

Gregory Sager · February 21, 2006, 09:41:01 PM

Quote from: Hoops Fan on February 21, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
Pat went over 12,000 today and we missed that one too.

Twelve thousand posts? We clearly have an immoderate moderator.

Ralph may be a strong second with 8,000 posts, but it's just not the same now that he can't grace the boards with his highly sophisticated use of the graphing options available under the old software. Ralph was like the one guy who comes into a board meeting and uses Powerpoint for his presentation while everyone else is still handing out binders filled with printouts.

smedindy · February 22, 2006, 08:37:06 AM

I think if Gregory and I keep at it, we'll be over 3,000 and 4,000 respectively in a matter of ~~weeks~~ ~~days~~ hours.

diehardfan · February 22, 2006, 02:10:11 PM

Quote from: Mr. Ypsi on February 21, 2006, 09:06:48 PM
April, you've gotta cut that out! I've got shoes older than you are!

Swamp encrusted?

My profound apologies for making everyone feel old.

Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan) · February 22, 2006, 02:47:17 PM

It's ok, April, you might actually be a couple of months older than I.

Knightstalker · February 22, 2006, 02:48:14 PM

My bass guitar is older than you guys.

smedindy · February 22, 2006, 03:05:59 PM

My guitar wants to eat your mama...

diehardfan · February 22, 2006, 03:07:16 PM

Quote from: Hoops Fan on February 22, 2006, 02:47:17 PM
It's ok, April, you might actually be a couple of months older than I.

Lol... maybe, but I am unmarried, which makes me age slower!

Quote from: knightstalker on February 22, 2006, 02:48:14 PM
My bass guitar is older than you guys.

Does that mean it's almost as warped as I am?

Ryan Scott (Hoops Fan) · February 22, 2006, 03:12:52 PM

You were born in April and you were named April. I mean I guess that makes sense on a logical level, but deep down it seems out of the ordinary.

Knightstalker · February 22, 2006, 03:19:24 PM

No, the bass stayed on the straight and narrow, I warped.

Mr. Ypsi · February 22, 2006, 07:27:38 PM

I have taught students named January, April, May, June, September, and December. Can anyone fill in the rest of the calendar?

diehardfan · February 22, 2006, 08:18:20 PM

Quote from: Mr. Ypsi on February 22, 2006, 07:27:38 PM
I have taught students named January, April, May, June, September, and December. Can anyone fill in the rest of the calendar?

Dear lord... what cruel parents!

smedindy · February 22, 2006, 08:58:27 PM

No, but when I was a student teacher I taught a Bunny. And there were cheerleaders at a nearby high school named Frosty (Fraustina), Holly, Jolly and Happy. They were cousing. Frosty and Holly were sisters, and Jolly and Happy were sisters.

I.kid.you.not.

Mr. Ypsi · February 22, 2006, 09:13:34 PM

Quote from: smedindy on February 22, 2006, 08:58:27 PM
No, but when I was a student teacher I taught a Bunny. And there were cheerleaders at a nearby high school named Frosty (Fraustina), Holly, Jolly and Happy. They were cousing. Frosty and Holly were sisters, and Jolly and Happy were sisters.

I.kid.you.not.

Were they:
a. Dwarves
b. Elves
c. Snow(wo)men
d. all of the above
e. none of the above