FB: Northern Athletics Collegiate Conference

[JQV]

Things 7400 spent the $8.95 he should have earmarked for Kickoff on:

Butterfly Socks from Team Estrogen...$8.95



Fancy Party Dress from Fancy Frocks...$8.95



Single servings of fruit from Fruitfreshup.com...$8.95



Anything off the early bird menu at Poor Boy's Gourmet



An Abe Lincoln Wacky Wobbler



Some stationary to correspond with his buddies from the convention:



Some equipment for the next time he gets to the gym:



And finally, a mini-pennant for his cubicle so he can lie and convince his co-workers he went to a cornerstone of the D3 landscape:




I can see why he couldn't spare the change for the Kickoff.  Pat and Keith, cut the guy a break.  Did you want his china dolls to be naked?

[7400West]

Pat...I am a former player, are you? I could care less about being mentioned, I have been reading this site for 4  years and have never heard anything about buying this thing. With all the ad help this site gets, i dont think it will miss my five bucks.
Jose...That was a very detailed post, I think you could have taken the time to read Kickoff then go though all that trouble! But I laughed non the less. let me just comment on some of the gifts you picked out for me, the socks...very cute, at least my Girlfriend would like them, the fancy party dress...could be worth something someday, but really why are you even thinking about dresses, The fruit and veggies would be a great choice, it makes eating healty fun!!! ahahah I have never heard of Poor Boys, must be a souther thing or something, but I do love a deal! Also, the wacky wobbler would be awsome, I love to poke fun at abe, after all i do live in the land of lincoln! I am also sure that there are a lot of posters\nonathletes that LOVE startrec, I for one could always use some good stationary!! and, who brings equipment to the gym? and since I love the movie, Road Trip, an Ithaca pennant would be cool, ecept i dont work in a cubical, but sometimes it feels like one! hahaahha, nice post, i hope to hear more from you jose, how about some football talk, or even maybe since you have the kickoff, you can tell us all about d3 football!

[7400West]

I've got an idea, why do you, NCAA Football, buy the 10 doller kick off scam thing and tell us about lakeland yourself!!!

That reminds me...someone tell my why I should spend 10 or 5 bucks on that thing???

Thank you for the update, aparently Blackburn has had a good offseason of conditioning. It's all the site talks about, I would like to know a little more about their coach if any of you post pattern runners would like to take about him that would be great!

I think you just answered your own question.  You wouldn't have to ask this and hope for a reply if  you bought the "ten dollar kick off scam thing."  You could look it up yourself!

I rather not, and just keep this board going with cool convo's but if you are against that then by all means go and buy the thing and let other people tell you how it is!

[7400West]

Basically.

I love that no one is answering the questions.

Clearly our boy here has a lack of respect for the time, effort and money it has taken to keep this site up and running and FREE for the past 7 years. The only people that benefit from the five or nine bucks you're gonna spend on a value meal anyway is you. More coverage, fancy message board, etc. ... I know most of you get it, and 7400 will say he's just kidding.

But I know certain people who should who have never taken a salary for their work here.

Times are hard, it is certainly your right not to buy it. But to show the kind of disdain you have for someone who provides a site for free, frankly, makes you look like a real [jerk].

wow! you sould like you need sometime alone. I am sorry, I am sure that someday Mark Cuban will buy this site and pay you for you efforts!

[7400West]

"Nice work IBFC board. Karma for everyone ... 'cept 7400 West."


Thank Goodness I care so much! haahah I have like minus 50 in karma, I cry everynight becasue of it!!! hahahaahah

[SaintsFAN]

You've brought the football conversation in this forum to a standstill, 7400.  I'm sure the people will resume football talk once you stop asking them to share information they read after having purchased the Kickoff.  

You can keep asking, but doesn't look like anyone is talking football for 2007 anymore with you.   So you can keep being a douche bag or you can apologize to Pat/Kieth and then everyone will move on...I think I know which one you'll choose though...you're as predictable as Springfield (MA) College's offense (in the kickoff).

[SaintsFAN]

And by the way, the whole "I'm a former player, are you?" statement is stupid. 

It doesn't matter...  You don't hear pro players ask that when they have a problem with the media do you... so why would some washed up player who never sniffed the pros be able to call out someone on being an athlete or player?

[superman57]

seriously for all the info they give us for free...buck up and buy the darn thing and skip the all you can eat sizzler buffett today

[JQV]

Throw "$8.95" into Google Image Search and you will find what I found.

Throw $8.95 into PayPal and you can read what I read.  Good stuff in that kickoff.

+k to SaintsFan for bashing SC's offense.  Come on over the E8.  We love pounding on SC fans for their gimmick.

[7400West]

And by the way, the whole "I'm a former player, are you?" statement is stupid. 

It doesn't matter...  You don't hear pro players ask that when they have a problem with the media do you... so why would some washed up player who never sniffed the pros be able to call out someone on being an athlete or player?

what are you talking about, pat was the one who called me out, i simply replied. You are absolutly right, it does not matter, that was my point!!!
and what the hell are you talking about, I never imagined myself a pro football player and the same reason I sould not call out someone is the same reason why you should shut up RIGHT NOW!! geeze,...

make one little joke about kickoff and everyone loves to post, ask about football and no one has anything to say!!

ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT the IBC or what!!!!

[SaintsFAN]

You've blacklisted yourself for the moment...exactly what I just told you would happen, has happened. 

By the way, You didn't make "1 little joke about kickoff", you made a few...enough to bring attention to yourself, hence the "everyone loves to post"...

I didn't call you out because you didn't play professional football..I called you out because you're an idiot and a loud mouth.


Good luck talking football in here, if you get to that point with anyone. 

[Pat Coleman]

Pat...I am a former player, are you? I could care less about being mentioned, I have been reading this site for 4  years and have never heard anything about buying this thing. With all the ad help this site gets, i dont think it will miss my five bucks.

You should read the front page a little more often. AKA, ever.

And you're making a big assumption that ads that don't get clicked on pay anything.

[JQV]

Pat...I am a former player, are you?

This is true if by "player" you mean, member of the team.  If by "player" you mean "good player" then I think there is more discussion needed.

In 2005, Tom Cerceo (7400West) started every game at LG for Concordia.  In 2005 the Concordia offense managed just 120 points, due in large part to the 41 sacks allowed by its offensive line, which containted the aforementioned Cerceo.

[superman57]

ouch that hurts...don't mess with pat cuz Jose will come huntin for ya

[JQV]

Wait, it gets worse, sorry for you regular posters in his conference that obviously already know this, but Concordia Chicago was 2-36 during 7400's four years there?  Lost his last 20.  Wow, I thought we had some bad teams in the East Region.

No wonder you don't want to pay to read the Kickoff.  You already know what it will say about your alma mater.