FB: North Coast Athletic Conference

[BashDad]

OMFG, Depauw. You suck so bad.

https://twitter.com/depauwtigersfb/status/913829540786556928

[BashDad]

[BashDad]

I can't stop.

If I'm on OWU, I spend the next 12 hours watching this piece of ****. It's such a dick move by the whittle tiegahs. Cartoon Villain terrible. Tacky.

And on top of that, on top of being utterly classless, it's also neither intimidating nor particularly exciting to watch. They just look foolish.

I find the whole thing to be an absolute failure on as many levels as one might care to find and an embarrassment for the entire division III football family, minus these doofus's parents.

Delete your program.

[BashDad]

I dunno. Am I overstating it?

[BashDad]

I'm gonna frame that post and hang it by the bathroom mirror.

[BashDad]

Seriously, is that The Best Message Board Post of all time?

We should get the bell back for that post.

[Pat Coleman]

Which of the six posts of yours on this page are we talking about?

Seriously, is that The Best Message Board Post of all time?

We should get the bell back for that post.

[BashDad]

Pat, c'mon -- it's you and me.

[leans in, whispers:]

You're welcome.

[BashDad]

While I'm here, can I say?

If Morel steals the bell or is instrumental in its theft: All. Is. Forgiven.

To be clear, I don't mean as a coach. I mean if he steals the bell. Or helps.

I think I speak for more than myself when I say that if Don Morel does that -- if Don Morel stole the monon bell, my response (which would stand for the next forever) would be some version of:

"Do your thing, Don. Whatever you want."

Morel stole the bell?

Boom. Just like that, I would be all no problem on whatever unsavory football whatever happened to waft my way from cville. "Six and four, you say?" I would be nothing but WAFs over here if Morel stole the bell. "He can go 0-10, for all I care."

That would be my response to any kind of criticism directed Don Morel's way if Don Morel stole the monon bell.

I just want to be crystal clear on that.

[HCAlum86]

OMFG, Depauw. You suck so bad.

https://twitter.com/depauwtigersfb/status/913829540786556928

I agree, that was painful.

[WooClone15]

So are there posts which are being deleted, or you are just talking to yourself, Bashdad? Because you're giving off a real "mentally unstable guy talking to himself" vibe. Also, how is it a dick move or classless? It's just a pump up video

[WooClone15]

Which of the six posts of yours on this page are we talking about?

Seriously, is that The Best Message Board Post of all time?

We should get the bell back for that post.

No idea, but it's obviously not any of his posts. They're more sad than anything else

[BashDad]

 

[BashDad]

Having class includes weak-ass sizzles of scrawny dudes mean-mugging, self celebrating, and claiming imminent victory (and he used the word "dub!")? Posted on the friday night before a game?

Okay.

I mean -- if it was dope, I wouldn't care if it was classless. But it's not. It's just... it's awful. It's the worst football "pump up video" I've ever seen in my whole life.  It opens with pull ups. Skinny dudes struggling to do pull ups. Like -- the pull-ups look difficult. They shouldn't be ashamed, they should be humiliated.

[BashDad]

So are there posts which are being deleted, or you are just talking to yourself, Bashdad? Because you're giving off a real "mentally unstable guy talking to himself" vibe.

Did you see what he ****ing said to you? Are you reading this ****?

Unbelievable.