FB: Wisconsin Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

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Anybody else having trouble getting on warhawkfootball.com?? 

Gentlemen - Server is down. Have been informed that it should be up sometime later today. Sorry for the inconvenience.  Plan to go to more of a blog format out in Tacoma.  We will have a walk-though at the Puget Sound's stadium early tomorrow afternoon (West Coast time).  I'll be getting plenty of info up as the weekend goes on IF THE SERVER PROBLEMS ARE RECTIFIED!!!!!!!

[footballfan413]

Thought you gentleman would enjoy these as much as I did.  I have bolded my favs:


"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have
any." Erk Russell / Georgia Southern.

"Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless,
Beat Texas ." Seen on a church sign in Arkansas prior to the 1969 game.

"After you retire, there's only one big event left....and I ain't ready
for that." Bobby Bowden / Florida State

"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be
the one who dropped it." Lou Holtz / Arkansas

"When you win, nothing hurts." Joe Namath / Alabama

"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated."  Lou
Holtz / Arkansas

"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval
study hall." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked
out of you." Woody Hayes / Ohio State

"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just
want to win enough to warrant an investigation."  Bob Devaney / Nebraska

"In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."
Wally Butts / Georgia

"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in
life." Paul Dietzel / LSU

"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class." Bear Bryant / Alabama

"No, but you can see it from here." Lou Holtz / Arkansas ...When asked
if Fayetteville was the end of the world.

"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want
him to quit in practice, not in a game." Bear Bryant / Alabama

"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you
died." Frank Leahy / Notre Dame

"I never graduated from Iowa , but I was only there for two terms -
Truman's and Eisenhower's." Alex Karras / Iowa

"My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and
arrive in a bad humor." Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee

"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." Duffy
Daugherty / Michigan State

"Always remember..... Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." Shug
Jordan / Auburn

"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces."
Darrell Royal / Texas

"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." Knute
Rockne / Notre Dame

"They whipped us like a tied up goat." Spike Dykes / Texas Tech

"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't
recruit me and he said: "Well,  Walt, we took a look at you and you
weren't any good." Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State

"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering
wheel." Bobby Bowden / Florida State

"Football is not a contact sport-it is a collision sport. Dancing is a
contact sport." Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State

After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post game message to his team:
"All those who need showers, take them." John McKay / USC

"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great
education." Murray Warmath / Minnesota

"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a
back, you only have to be dumb." Knute Rockne / Notre Dame

"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon."
Spike Dykes / Texas Tech

"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." Knute Rockne
/ Notre Dame

"We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking."
John McKay / USC

"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." Knute
Rockne / Notre Dame

"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this
football"   John Heisman

[BoBo]

I'm going to have to bookmark or save that post fbf413...don't be surprised if I use some of those quotes at some time in the future...classics!! +k when they allow me again.

[BoBo]

Gotta love it when #1 gets beat like a rented mule...Beavers do it to the Trojans 27-21.  +k to everyone

[stanbob]

Excuse me but I have to wonder, you WIAC posters always (used to) give those on the  MIAC board crap about only posting about beer, fishing, hunting, and anna fridays.  But now that football season is in full swing there are no posts here, to include football.  On a good week you may get 15, kinda hard to believe with the defending National Champ coming out of there.

[BoBo]

Excuse me but I have to wonder, you WIAC posters always (used to) give those on the  MIAC board crap about only posting about beer, fishing, hunting, and anna fridays.  But now that football season is in full swing there are no posts here, to include football.  On a good week you may get 15, kinda hard to believe with the defending National Champ coming out of there.

Sorry, our customer service stinks...maybe next time we will exceed your expectations!!

[BoBo]

Two cows were talking in the field one day.
First Cow: "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
Second Cow: "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"

[janesvilleflash]

Excuse me but I have to wonder, you WIAC posters always (used to) give those on the  MIAC board crap about only posting about beer, fishing, hunting, and anna fridays.  But now that football season is in full swing there are no posts here, to include football.  On a good week you may get 15, kinda hard to believe with the defending National Champ coming out of there.

Sorry, our customer service stinks...maybe next time we will exceed your expectations!!

It just shows we are humble, modest, and our lack of arrogance.

[footballfan413]

Excuse me but I have to wonder, you WIAC posters always (used to) give those on the  MIAC board crap about only posting about beer, fishing, hunting, and anna fridays.  But now that football season is in full swing there are no posts here, to include football.  On a good week you may get 15, kinda hard to believe with the defending National Champ coming out of there.

Ya, it has gotten remarkable quiet on here this season.  Part of the problem may be that no one wants to trash talk us anymore.  Even the Johnnies, Raiders and the Cat's fans lost their last bit of ammo to throw at us.  "Well, you never brought home the Walnut and Bronze." 

[BoBo]

fbf413, a few more for ya - but a little off the beaten path...

"Nobody in football should be called a genius.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
Joe Theismann, 1966 1996

"He treats us like men.  He lets us wear earings."
Torrin Polk, University of Houston wide receiver of his coach, John Jenkins (1991)

"One player was lost because he broke his nose.  How do go about getting a nose in condition to play football."
Darrell Royal (1966) asked if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries that season were the result of poor physical conditioning.

"I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot."
Lincoln Kennedy, Oakland Raiders on his decision not to vote in 1996.

"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
Steve Spurrier (1991) telling Florida Gator fans that a fire at the Auburn's Football dorm had destroyed 20 books.

"He said, gosh Dad, that means we're not going to any bowl games anymore."
Jim Colletto, former Purdue Football Coach and assistant at Arizona State and Ohio State, on his 11 year old sons reaction to the news he took the job with the Boilermakers.

"I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating."
Jim Finks, Saints GM (1986), when commenting after a loss what he thought of the refs.

[footballfan413]

Those are hilarious, BoBo! 

[BoBo]

Oh, boy, how did I forget these oldies but goodies...

"I don't give a hoot about the Rice Owls."
Hayden Fry

"I retired for health reasons. The alumni got sick of me."
Frank Howard, Clemson

"Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor."
Bowden Wyatt, Tennessee

and finally another Frank Howard gem,

"I had a lifetime contract, but the administration declared me dead."

[Barber Greene]

When asked about the execution of his team (Tampa Bay Bucs during their first season) after an embarrassing loss, John Mackay said "I'm all in favour of it."

http://www.bucpower.com/john-mckay2.html

[D O.C.]

http://www.quotemountain.com/quotes/sports_quotes/famous_sports_quotes/
Knock yerself out.