FB: Wisconsin Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

Flush the Johns. HAHA I just got it.

[DustySJU]

Congrats to the Hawks on the at large bid. Johnnies, don't get too excited on the way home. It's a long drive as you know from the past two playoff games (YES YOU WILL LOSE)

I don't get it...?  Why in the devil do you think we're so loosey goosey, we Johnnie fans have already conceded victory, why in the hell would you caution us from getting too excited?

[raiderfan1983]

Stopping in to wish UWW the best of luck in the playoffs... I would love for Mount to get another shot at the Warhawks this year.  Good luck to everyone and safe travels.

[OzJohnnie]

Stopping in to wish UWW the best of luck in the playoffs... I would love for Mount to get another shot at the Warhawks this year.  Good luck to everyone and safe travels.

No need to wish them luck, raiderfan.  It's a done deal.  At least this weekend is.

[janesvilleflash]

A young Minnesota man goes to his doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of his thighs . . .  a green spot on the inside of each.
They won't wash off, they won't scrape off and they seem to be getting worse.
The doctor assures him he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells him not to worry until the tests come back.
A few days later, the man's phone rings. Much to his relief, it's the doctor. He immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.
The doctor says, 'You're perfectly healthy - - there's no problem.  But I am wondering, is your boyfriend a Johnnie?'
The man stammers, 'Why, yes, but how did you know?'
Tell him his earrings aren't real gold.

[Walston Hoover]

Question for Pointer Fans-
Any reason to buy tickets in advance for Saturday or is there plenty of seating?

[janesvilleflash]

Shoulda known I couldn't get anything over on fins. Nice.

[OzJohnnie]

A UW-Whitewater supporter, after living a full life, died.  When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Warhawks flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." The 'Hawks supporter felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Cardinal and Blue sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous SJU logo flag, and in every window, a freshly cooling loaf of Johnnie Bread (tm).

The Warhawk supporter looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I've been a loyal supporter and watched my team win the Walnut and Bronze in person."

God said "So what do you want to know, my son?"

"Well, why does that Johnnie get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "That's not a Johnnie's house, it's mine."

[janesvilleflash]

The first time I heard that I didn't know what to do, so I rolled over in the cradle and crapped my diaper.

[OzJohnnie]

Ok... Ok...  We'll bring out the Australian artillery...


A mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the embalming ropes.

He walked into the embalming room where a corpse was lying on the table.  Thinking he knew enough now to begin the procedure without his boss, he began examining the body.  He rolled it over and to his amazement there was a cork in its arse.  Mystified, he pulled it out, and immediately heard, "Warhawks, we're the Warhawks..." come out the guy's butt.

Startled by what had happened, he shoved the cork back into the corpse and ran up the stairs to find his mentor. "Sir, you've got to come down and help me, I've just seen something I can't believe."

Annoyed by the naivety of his assistant, he said OK and followed him downstairs. "There," said the apprentice, "look at the cork in the arse of that body, I couldn't imagine what it was doing there so I pulled it out. Please you do it."

The mortician was a bit surprised to see the cork, too, so he walked to the table and removed the cork, and sure enough "Warhawks, we're the Warhawks..." began to play.

Exasperated, he replaced the cork in its appointed position, turned to his assistant and said: "What's so surprising about that? I've heard thousands of ar$eholes sing that song."

[tmerton]

The first time I heard that I didn't know what to do, so I rolled over in the cradle and crapped my diaper.

Early pic of Flash voting on Oz humor

[BoBo]

If this continues, I'm going to have to change from these

 

to these



After that, I don't know...

[janesvilleflash]

It's only Monday BoBo. They don't bring out the "A" stuff till Wed. or Thurs.

[OzJohnnie]

It's only Monday BoBo. They don't bring out the "A" stuff till Wed. or Thurs.

A&E's "A Night with Matlock" is finished so you decided to log back in? 

[Touchdown Tommy]

Ha my man Flash is right.  The A game material only gets broke out when we are ready to step on your throats.

Flash: Super 8, Best Western, or Select Inn??  Arrangements are being made as we speak for the tomfoolery on Friday night in Janesville.