FB: Wisconsin Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[janesvilleflash]

Super 8,, Best Western, or Select Inn.....Best Western is nicer than Super 8, not as nice as Select.......but it has a bar right in the place that isn't too bad. A restaurant that serves ok food too. I go to the bar when I'm in town.

[BoBo]

It's only Monday BoBo. They don't bring out the "A" stuff till Wed. or Thurs.

Unlike those from Oz, mine are well above the Mendoza Line now and will continue to climb.


Oz, as the Japanese proverb says:

Iwanu ga hana

I'll give you a respectful, virtual bow if you can promptly figure out what it means.

[janesvilleflash]

He'll get that one right away. I even know.

[OzJohnnie]

It's only Monday BoBo. They don't bring out the "A" stuff till Wed. or Thurs.

Unlike those from Oz, mine are well above the Mendoza Line now and will continue to climb.


Oz, as the Japanese proverb says:

Iwanu ga hana

I'll give you a respectful, virtual bow if you can promptly figure out what it means.

あなたは私、花庭師弓を所有している。私は、あなたに感謝しておこう。

EDIT: Let me also add, "One throws filth on the living and flowers on the dead."  Whitewater will be collecting a lot of flowers Saturday afternoon so there can be a lot of keeping quiet practice around here.  (except for the Johnnies are dead meat anyway.  Bummer.)

[Just Bill]

Question for Pointer Fans-
Any reason to buy tickets in advance for Saturday or is there plenty of seating?

I've never known Goerke to sell out, but it can get very crowded.  I don't know if advance sale is even available.  You shouldn't have a problem though if you plan to sit on the visitor side.

[OzJohnnie]

An elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Whitewater and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Warhawks fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Warhawks fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Warhawks fan," Mary replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Warhawks fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a St. John's fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why are you a St. John's fan?"

"My mom and dad went to St Ben's and St John's, so my mom is a Johnnie fan and my dad is a Johnnie fan, and so I'm a Johnnie fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a St. John's fan.  You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time.  What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict and your brother was a car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Warhawks fan."

[the champ is here to stay]

Raider fan thanks for the good wishes. Same to the Purple raiders, Coach K runs a true championship program, as he has proven it year in and year out on the field. As you never hear about the purple raiders getting into trouble off the field
At least in my mind your purple raiders will face the Warhawks in the Stagg bowl again this year. If not in this UWW supporters mind it will be a disappointing season. Maybe what some people said was true that last year was a fluke, and the staff was working with left over from the old coach's roster who still had a desire to be champions.

[OzJohnnie]

Raider fan thanks for the good wishes. Same to the Purple raiders, Coach K runs a true championship program, as he has proven it year in and year out on the field. As you never hear about the purple raiders getting into trouble off the field
At least in my mind your purple raiders will face the Warhawks in the Stagg bowl again this year. If not in this UWW supporters mind it will be a disappointing season. Maybe what some people said was true that last year was a fluke, and the staff was working with left over from the old coach’s roster who still had a desire to be champions.

With fans like this who needs uppity folks living in Australia stirring trouble? Your own crew is twice as good at bagging the Warhawks as we could ever be.  Classic.

[OzJohnnie]

Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Whitewater fan."

So, one of them asked the other, "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"

[janesvilleflash]

Bubba died in a fire and his body was burnt pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends Oz and fins, were sent for.

fins went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. fins said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and fins said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thought that was rather strange.

Then he brought Oz in to identify the body. Oz took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Oz said, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

Oz said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.

"Yup, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'

[stanbob]

Flash and Clarence                                                       
                                                                           
   Flash lived across the Rock river from Clarence who he didn't like at all.     
                                                                           
   All the time they were yelling across the river at each other.         
                                                                           
   Flash would yell to Clarence,  'If I had a vay to cross dis river, I'd   
   Come over dere an beat you up good, yeah sure, ya  betcha by golly!'   
                                                                           
   This went on for years. Finally the state built a bridge across the     
   River right there by their houses. Mrs. Flash, says, 'Now is your       
   chance, Flash, vhy don't you go over dere and beat up dat Clarence like   
   you said you vould.'                                                   
                                                                           
   Flash says, 'OK, by yimmy I tink I vill do yust dat'                     
                                                                           
   Flash started for the bridge but he sees a sign on the bridge an he stops
   to read it, then he turns around and comes back home.                   
                                                                           
    Mrs. Flash asked,'vhy did you come back?'                             
                                                                           
   Flash said, 'I tink I change my mind 'bout beatin' up dat Clarence, you   
   know, dey put a sign on DA bridge dat says 'Clarence is 13 ft. 6 in.'   
   You know, he don't look near dat big vhen I yell at him from across DA 
   river'                 

[janesvilleflash]

stanbob is so ugly his dog humps his leg with its eyes closed.

[OzJohnnie]

5,000 Whitewater fans meet at the Perk for a "Whitewater Fans Are Not Stupid" rally.

Lance Leipold says, "We are all here today to prove to all of America that Whitewater fans are not stupid.  Can I have a volunteer?"  'the champ' gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.  Leipold asks him, "What is fifteen plus fifteen?"

After 15 or 20 seconds 'the champ' says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then all 5,000 fans start chanting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!  GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Leipold says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 5,000 of you in one place and we have the American press and broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance."

So he asks, "What is seven plus seven?"

After nearly 30 seconds 'the champ' eventually says, "Ninety!"

Leipold is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.  Everyone is disheartened.

'the champ' starts crying and the 5,000 fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!  GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Leipold, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK!  OK!  Just one more chance.  What is two plus two?"

'the champ' closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!"

Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 5,000 Whitewater fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!  GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

[footballfan413]

At this rate, with two posters on Korean and Aussie time keeping the WIAC board going 24/7, we will roll over the milestone of 1,000 pages by noon!   I'll say one thing for you Johnnies.  You're always good for quantity!  8)

[DustySJU]

At this rate, with two posters on Korean and Aussie time keeping the WIAC board going 24/7, we will roll over the milestone of 1,000 pages by noon!   I'll say one thing for you Johnnies.  You're always good for quantity!  8)

...and content!  Stay tuned to www.JohnnieFootball.com this week for lot's of high flying action.  Rumor has it we'll even have a guest poster from souteast Wisconsin!

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