FB: Wisconsin Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[BoBo]

fbf413, did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?

On the first offense they give you Bears tickets, and on the second offense, they make you use them.

[BoBo]

...and for todays trifecta,

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.. The Chicago Bears.

[Just Bill]

A family of four in Illinois heads to the mall to do some clothes shopping.  The youngest boy picks out a #12 Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers jersey. He shows his sister and says, "I've decided that I'm going to be a Packers fan. I'm buying this jersey."  His sister smacks him in the side of the head and says, "Mom will never let you buy that thing."

The boy shows the jesey to his mom and says, "I've decided that I'm going to be a Packers fan. I'm buying this jersey."  His mom smacks him in the side of the head and says, "Your father will be furious if he sees you with that."

The boy shows the jesey to his dad and says, "I've decided that I'm going to be a Packers fan. I'm buying this jersey."  His dad smacks him in the side of the head, rips the jersey from his hand and throws it across the store and yells, "No son of mine is going to be seen dead wearing that jeresy." He grabs the boy by the ear and they march out of the mall.

When they all get back into the car, the father turns to his son and says, "Well, did you learn a little lesson today?"  The boy says, "I sure did. I've only been a Packer fan for an hour and I already hate you Illinois bastards!"

[badgerwarhawk]

Q.  What do you say to a Bear fan in a three piece suit?

A.  Will the defendant please rise.

[footballfan413]

 Actually, I won't even feel that bad if the Pack goes to the Bowl over the Bears.  I mean,  considering it has been several decades since your guys have been in one.   


A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are
Cheeseheads too.

No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting
to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy
fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen
who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has
decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cheesehead."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why, I'm a proud bear Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Kristen why she is a rebel.

"Well, my mom and dad are Bear Fans, so I'm a Bear Fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if
your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Cheesehead"


                    This is going to be a long week...................

[footballfan413]

   My brother from Minnesota sent me this and I thought you boys would get a good laugh.  I had to change the MN references to Illinois though!   

An Illinois family of pro football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Green Bay Packers #12 jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk with  mom."

    Off goes the little lad with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

    "Yes, son?"

    "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Aaron Rodger's jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go see your father."

    Off he goes with the Green Bay Packer #12 jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

    "Yes, son?"

    "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Rodger's jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that!"

    About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today."

    The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
    "Good, son. What is it?"

    The son replies, "I've only been a Packers fan for an hour and I already hate you Illinois bastards."  

JB, you might want to get your own material.  Stealing it from a Bears fan kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think?   

[warhawkbabe]

Say it ain't so footballscoop.com:
"Gardner-Webb: We hear Wisconsin-Whitewater head coach Lance Leipold will interview for the head coaching job."
from Wikipedia'
"In football, the Runnin' Bulldogs compete in the football championship subdivision (FCS). The 2008-2009 academic year will see the Runnin' Bulldogs transition to the Big South Conference for all sports. The football team joined the Big South as an associate member in 2002. Since joining the Big South, the football team has had a record of 38-28. The first two years that they joined the Big South Gardner Webb won two conference titles in a row. Since then they have placed third every year. The Gardner Webb football team has played some difficult opponents including Georgia Tech, Appalachian State, Mississippi State, Wofford, and Ohio."

Bobo-I hope it's not true but with the success that he has had at Whitewater this should be expected almost every year. I don't think Lance is going to be like Coach Perkins and Berezowitz because he has coached at other levels of college football where coach Berezowitz and Perkins had not.
Like I said I hope this doesn't happen as he has done such a great job here however coaching football is a business and the same thing happen to coach Alvarez with rumors of him going to the NFL especially after they won the first rose Bowl. Then who can forget the Barry to Miami rumor in 2001.Luckily it did not happen and Barry has stayed on at Wisconsin.

A kid is in court to help have the judge decide who he will live with his mom or his dad. Son do you want to live with your dad, no your honor why not he beats me every day. Well do you want to live with your mother? No your honor why not well she beats me, every night. Well then son who do you want to live with. I want to live with the Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone.

   



Bobo

[Sakman 1111]

Looking forward to the epic struggle Sunday at 2:00 .......Starting off at Gracie O'Malley's Tavern at 14th and Michigan and then to the game....Taverns start serving at 10:00 in ChiTown on Sunday......Go Bears! Pound the rock....BOOM!.....

[Just Bill]

Actually, I won't even feel that bad if the Pack goes to the Bowl over the Bears.  I mean,  considering it has been several decades since your guys have been in one.   

I appreciate you demonstrating that Bears fan math apptitude.  2011 to 1998 is 13 years, which according to a Bears fan equals several decades.

By that standard, Woodstock happened soon after Revolutionary War.

[Just Bill]

   My brother from Minnesota sent me this and I thought you boys would get a good laugh.  I had to change the MN references to Illinois though!   

An Illinois family of pro football supporters head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports store, the son picks up a Green Bay Packers #12 jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Packer fan and I would like this for Christmas." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk with  mom."

    Off goes the little lad with the Green Bay Packer jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?"

    "Yes, son?"

    "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Aaron Rodger's jersey for Christmas." The mother is outraged, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go see your father."

    Off he goes with the Green Bay Packer #12 jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?"

    "Yes, son?"

    "I've decided I'm going to be a Packer fan, and I would like this Rodger's jersey for Christmas". The father is so outraged he, too, whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in that!"

    About half hour later they're all back in the car heading towards home. The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned something today."

    The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
    "Good, son. What is it?"

    The son replies, "I've only been a Packers fan for an hour and I already hate you Illinois bastards."  

JB, you might want to get your own material.  Stealing it from a Bears fan kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think?   

Sorry, I missed it here. I had it sent to me from another person. 

[footballfan413]

Actually, I won't even feel that bad if the Pack goes to the Bowl over the Bears.  I mean,  considering it has been several decades since your guys have been in one.    

I appreciate you demonstrating that Bears fan math apptitude.  aptitude 2011 to 1998 is 13 years, which according to a Bears fan equals several decades.

By that standard, Woodstock happened soon after Revolutionary War.

Touche, JB.  My Bears fan math is bad but your Packers fan spelling is bad so let's call it even.  

[footballfan413]

A Bears fan was in a bar in Wisconsin and he asked the guy next to him if he wanted to hear a Packers joke.  The guy said, "first, I want you to know that I am 6"  210 lbs and I'm from Madison.  The guy next to me is 6'3" and he weighs 220 lbs and he's from Green Bay.  The guy next to him is 6'5" 250lbs and he is from the Dells.  Do you still want to tell that joke?  
    The Bears fan says, "never mind.  I don't want to have to explain it three times!"  

[wartknight]

Buck & Aikman will be doing the game next Sunday which gives the Bears an advantage. I am sure Aikman, if not both of these guys will keep Rodgers up all night trying to hang out with him & seeing if he can really walk on water!!

GO BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[warthog]

I don't have a dog in the fight next Sunday. but I'm probably leaning towards the Packers.  I made this choice based on the rude behavior of Chicago fans during the singing of the national anthem before the Bears/Seahawks game.  I not the most gung-ho flag waving guy in the world, but I do expect respect as the colors are presented and the national anthem is sung.

[footballfan413]

I don't have a dog in the fight next Sunday. but I'm probably leaning towards the Packers.  I made this choice based on the rude behavior of Chicago fans during the singing of the national anthem before the Bears/Seahawks game.  I not the most gung-ho flag waving guy in the world, but I do expect respect as the colors are presented and the national anthem is sung.

I have never heard that done before at Soldier Field and when I mentioned it at our house, it was explained to me that it was being sung by the Black Hawk's singer, Jim Cornelison, and cheering throughout the anthem at the Black Hawks game is a long standing tradition.  I am not crazy about it either but that is the context in which it happened and I don't believe that it is meant to be done out of disrespect but what do you expect from hockey fans.       


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