FB: Wisconsin Intercollegiate Athletic Conference

[Kilted Rat]

How old is this guy, anyways?

His age is almost twice his IQ which is ironically twice his ACT score which is ironically his shoe size. 

[ruggerrat]

Wow, let the Johnnies play a winnie team and the wiacpp's pages double overnight.....  anyhoo, here's a little glimpse at my bus. partner's (from Green Bay) sense of humor...

> > >> >A Canadian Phone Company was going to hire a team of telephone pole
> >> > installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of two
> >> > Wisconsinites and a team of two Minnesotans.
> >> > So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each
> >> > team will install poles out on the new road for a day. The team that
> >> > installs the most phone poles
> >> > gets the job".
> >> >> >> > Both teams headed right out.
> >> > At end of the shift, Ole and Sven, the Minnesotans, came back and the
> >> > boss asked them  how many they had installed.
> >> > They said that it was tough going, but they'd put in twelve.
> >> > Forty-five minutes later, Dale and Darryl, the two Wisconsinites came
> >> > back and they were totally exhausted.
> >> > The boss asked, "Well, how many poles did you guys install?"
> >> >
> >> > Dale, the team leader wiped his brow and sighed,
> >> > "Darryl and me, we got three in.>> >> >> > The boss gasped, "Three?
> >> >
> >> > Those two Minnesota boys put in twelve!"
> >> >
> >> > "Yeah," said Dale,
> >> >
> >> > "but you should see how much they left stickin' out of the ground!!! Doh!

[WIAC_NoTalentHack]

How old is this guy, anyways?

Once you start posting players pictures, the rules of engagement do not apply anymore.  So where's this guy's cane and walker anyway???  I just hope we don't have another Joe Pa incident this weekend.  Good luck to both sides!!!!  Hopefully its a hard hitting, clean, and victorious affair, especially for Da Hawks!!!

[sfury]

Even if he had a cane and a walker on the sideline (though it'd be hard to use both at the same time), it's not his legs Whitewater has to worry about: it's his mind

[uww0212]

I think the Johnnies will hold onto the ball this year and come out a lot stronger.  I'm going to go with:

SJU - 14
UWW - 10

You're going to hold our offense to 10 points?  Good luck with that!!!

Why not?  Oshkosh held you to 17 and UMHB held you to 7.  It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Comparing SJU defense to UMHB is comparing apples and oranges.  SJU defense just doesn't match up against our offense.  We have 21 by half minimum. Phone that in!!!

Why do I have the feeling that you've never seen UMHB play and that the only time you've seen SJU play was last year at UWW?

UWW ain't got $hit other than big egos.  You can shove that phone up your a$$.

Um.... wrong on soo many accounts.  I have seen UMHB play in person (was at the game in TX).  Have seen SJU in person last year, and 4 of the SJU games on film this year.  Your defense does not compare what so ever to UMHB.  That defense that we seen in TX was crazy fast.  You have no team speed that even comes close to comparing to them.  I am not saying that it is going to be a blow out, but you are not holding us to 10 points.  Your defense does not match up to us.  AT LEAST 21 AT HALF!!!!!!

[OzJohnnie]

If you were smarter than a fork, my post might make more sense.

Must be proud of this one, Whitewater.   Valedictorian was he?  Belch up some crap, watch people wretch at the smell and then run away giggling.  Profile in courage, GBill$ is.

Johnnies play error free ball.  WW gets a T in garbage time.  28-21, Johnnies.

GBill$ prediction: he shows up early to put chewing gum on a bunch of seats in the visitor section.  Hee! Hee!  Oh, my sides are splitting!  Stop it!

(And no, I don't assume he is a he.  Gender neutral usage and all that.  For those that joined GBill$ study group, gender means your sex.)

[OzJohnnie]

Everyone know down deep, the game will probably be an even worse butt kicking than last year.

That might be going a bit far, but I do expect SJU to win.  Good of you to cross lines and agree.

[kubiack78]

How old is this guy, anyways?

Probably the same age as this guy:



don't make me pull out my 1988 player photo with the mullet

[janesvilleflash]

I can't wait to go to the game and see Beav in action.

I couldn't wait for my honeymoon for the same reason



Flash,
It's clear your dementia has reached new levels, now go take your Namenda and get some rest. You have a big day of forgetting sh!t ahead of you tomorrow and we don't want you crabby.

Ok, that does it. We are going to have to settle this on Saturday in the parking lot, man to man. I challenge your oldest tailgater to a drooling contest.

[Kilted Rat]

I think the Johnnies will hold onto the ball this year and come out a lot stronger.  I'm going to go with:

SJU - 14
UWW - 10

You're going to hold our offense to 10 points?  Good luck with that!!!

Why not?  Oshkosh held you to 17 and UMHB held you to 7.  It wouldn't surprise me at all.

Comparing SJU defense to UMHB is comparing apples and oranges.  SJU defense just doesn't match up against our offense.  We have 21 by half minimum. Phone that in!!!

Why do I have the feeling that you've never seen UMHB play and that the only time you've seen SJU play was last year at UWW?

UWW ain't got $hit other than big egos.  You can shove that phone up your a$$.

Um.... wrong on soo many accounts.  I have seen UMHB play in person (was at the game in TX).  Have seen SJU in person last year, and 4 of the SJU games on film this year.  Your defense does not compare what so ever to UMHB.  That defense that we seen in TX was crazy fast.  You have no team speed that even comes close to comparing to them.  I am not saying that it is going to be a blow out, but you are not holding us to 10 points.  Your defense does not match up to us.  AT LEAST 21 AT HALF!!!!!!

No team speed? Must be how we sacked Central's QB more times in 1 game than he had been sacked all season when all they do are 3-5 step drops or shotgun!

Ask MUC(k) how much team speed we had in 2003 when our DE's ran circles around their OT's.

The only way UWW gets even remotely close to 21 pts in the half let alone the game is if SJU puts the pall on the ground as often as they did last year.

I can't wait to go to the game and see Beav in action.

I couldn't wait for my honeymoon for the same reason



Flash,
It's clear your dementia has reached new levels, now go take your Namenda and get some rest. You have a big day of forgetting sh!t ahead of you tomorrow and we don't want you crabby.

Ok, that does it. We are going to have to settle this on Saturday in the parking lot, man to man. I challenge your oldest tailgater to a drooling contest.

I wish I could make it. I'm on weekend call for the family practice clinic I'm rotating at.
Besides, my oldest daughter is in the same place all of my sons are, tucked safely away in my wife's ovaries.

[DuffMan]

How old is this guy, anyways?

Probably the same age as this guy:

So they'll match up well

don't make me pull out my 1988 player photo with the mullet

Don;t get my hopes up if you're not going to follow through.

[Goal Line Stand]

How old is this guy, anyways?

His age is almost twice his IQ which is ironically twice his ACT score which is ironically his shoe size. 

Wow, I quit posting for the night and the board deteriorates.  I find personal attacks on players distasteful.  Just a helpful suggestion, Duff and KR.  Maybe you don't really want to PI$$ Kleppe off!!!!!!!!!!!  Just for that, I'm going to go and get a picture and make fun of your Gagliardi Trophy Finalist.  Oh, wait................SJU doesn't have one!  Sorry!   

[DuffMan]

Um.... wrong on soo many accounts.  I have seen UMHB play in person (was at the game in TX).  Have seen SJU in person last year, and 4 of the SJU games on film this year.  Your defense does not compare what so ever to UMHB.  That defense that we seen in TX was crazy fast.  You have no team speed that even comes close to comparing to them.  I am not saying that it is going to be a blow out, but you are not holding us to 10 points.  Your defense does not match up to us.  AT LEAST 21 AT HALF!!!!!!

I've heard the knocks that SJU's defense is too small and not physical enough, but team speed is not an area that I've ever seen them lack.

You've seen SJU on tape in 4 games this year?  So, are you a player?  A coach?  You might want to waste your time getting ready for the game instead of talking to a bunch of has-beens and never-weres.  And if you're just some rabid fan who likes to watch tape of opponents, then I guess you have more commitment to UWW than I can imagine!!!

If UWW has 21 at half, SJU will have at least 21 at that same point!

Text message it in!!!

[DuffMan]

Just a helpful suggestion, Duff and KR.  Maybe you don't really want to PI$$ Kleppe off!!!!!!!!!!!

I highly doubt he reads this board, and if he does, I'd hope he could take a joke.

Just for that, I'm going to go and get a picture and make fun of your Gagliardi Trophy Finalist.  Oh, wait................SJU doesn't have one!  Sorry!   

Well, at least we've had a couple of winners   Oops, wait.  There I go, living in the past again

[Kilted Rat]

How old is this guy, anyways?

His age is almost twice his IQ which is ironically twice his ACT score which is ironically his shoe size. 

Wow, I quit posting for the night and the board deteriorates.  I find personal attacks on players distasteful.  Just a helpful suggestion, Duff and KR.  Maybe you don't really want to PI$$ Kleppe off!!!!!!!!!!!  Just for that, I'm going to go and get a picture and make fun of your Gagliardi Trophy Finalist.  Oh, wait................SJU doesn't have one!  Sorry!   

...and with missing a chunk of the season combined with his off-field actions last year, he has as about much chance of winning the award as I do.

Just a helpful suggestion, Duff and KR.  Maybe you don't really want to PI$$ Kleppe off!!!!!!!!!!!

I highly doubt he reads this board, and if he does, I'd hope he could take a joke.

Fixed it for ya Duff



Just kidding Kleppers, nothing but love for ya!