FB: American Rivers Conference

[Thunderbolt]

Thunderbolt....

My son and I will probably not make it to the Simpson game.....long, long trip.  See you at a later game.

Maybe when the Dutch come to town. Is your son a Luther grad also?

I am planning on skipping out of work a little early Friday, and spending the night in Indianola. Any suggestions from Storm fans on places to stay and visit, while we're there would be appreciated.

I wouldn't stay in Indianola......I'd stop and stay in the DM metro. 

I hadn't considered that. Thanks, I see by map quest that it's closer to DM than I thought.

[MNbeev]

I bet a majority of those people actually had good test scores but socially and common sense smart they had none. As for the people who didn't make it out in four years...it is becoming more and more common for people to go an extra semester or year everywhere. I can't even begin to name the people who had to go a little bit longer because of switching majors or transferring in or having to drop a block for illness which is a luxury at Cornell I believe because you don't lose as much as you would in the semester plan.

SK, you didn't transfer or switch majors...was there an illness I was unaware of that caused the 5 year plan for you?

Joesicitis.
That and he was down with the sickness.

That was one of my afflictions, as well as Pour House Syndrome and OPitis.

I tend to have symptoms OPitis this every time I'm in Waverly, too....

I'm still recovering from OPitis from Monday night.
Memo to self: Self, don't eat half a sausage pizza, drive 100 miles and go to bed at 11:30pm and expect to have normal digestive function the next day! 

Normal digestive function??? I wondered that every morning I woke up from eating BV's servery food...
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:247200

check out #5 it is so true.
Just some more humor.

[sportsknight]

True dat.  I think it took me three times eating the old pizza pockets in the Wartburg caf to realize that unless I wanted to spend a number of hours on the pooper that night, I'd better avoid the pizza pockets.

[MNbeev]

There are too many times that I sat with my laptop on my well lap on the ******* for to many hours just cause I was afraid to stand up...I believe it was um either the...nope everything that made me.

[Walston Hoover]

True dat.  I think it took me three times eating the old pizza pockets in the Wartburg caf to realize that unless I wanted to spend a number of hours on the pooper that night, I'd better avoid the pizza pockets.

Never ate pizza pockets or tried to get my money's worth of chicken fillets on days with football practice.

[Charlie Kohawk]

How do you get rid of the poll at the top of this board? I can't vote until a third choice is offered:

Neither!

[LCNorse]

Norse supports...hear the bad news out of LC?...the running back situation got much worse this past weekend...

[sportsknight]

True dat.  I think it took me three times eating the old pizza pockets in the Wartburg caf to realize that unless I wanted to spend a number of hours on the pooper that night, I'd better avoid the pizza pockets.

Never ate pizza pockets or tried to get my money's worth of chicken fillets on days with football practice.

Chicken fillets were clutch.  There were many times that I chose day-old chicken fillets over whatever else was on the menu.

[Klopenhiemer]

True dat.  I think it took me three times eating the old pizza pockets in the Wartburg caf to realize that unless I wanted to spend a number of hours on the pooper that night, I'd better avoid the pizza pockets.

Never ate pizza pockets or tried to get my money's worth of chicken fillets on days with football practice.

Chicken fillets were clutch.  There were many times that I chose day-old chicken fillets over whatever else was on the menu.

Chicken patty day and chicken nugget day usually let to a fat out in the survery followed by a flood in the bathroom.  Loved those days, but paid for them brutally afterwards. 

[New Storm]

Norse supports...hear the bad news out of LC?...the running back situation got much worse this past weekend...

What happened 

[5 Words or Less]

Norse supports...hear the bad news out of LC?...the running back situation got much worse this past weekend...

Betcha SimpsonSID is all ears

[Charlie Kohawk]

From the Dubuque Telegraph Herald:

Coe 27, Loras 17 — From the Go Figure Department, Kohawks are 1-2 despite boasting Iowa Conference's top-ranked offense and defense. 

[5 Words or Less]

Passing Trends through Week #3

	PASS	PCT. OF
TEAM	FREQUENCY	TOTAL OFF.
Coe	54% (1)	70% (4)
Dubuque	52% (2)	71% (3)
Cornell	45% (T3)	51% (7)
Buena Vista	45% (T3)	75% (1)
Wartburg	44% (5)	74% (2)
Luther	41% (T6)	52% (6)
Central	41% (T6)	49% (9)
Loras	38% (8 )	56% (5)
Simpson	33% (9)	50% (8 )

[TheOne89.1]

True dat.  I think it took me three times eating the old pizza pockets in the Wartburg caf to realize that unless I wanted to spend a number of hours on the pooper that night, I'd better avoid the pizza pockets.

Gavin?  Dat you?  You Stink Fu**a!

[sportsknight]

True dat.  I think it took me three times eating the old pizza pockets in the Wartburg caf to realize that unless I wanted to spend a number of hours on the pooper that night, I'd better avoid the pizza pockets.

Gavin?  Dat you?  You Stink Fu**a!

Who dat be sh!ttin'?