FB: American Rivers Conference

[doolittledog]

I found some pics from the UD/Cornell game.  The Ram fans are stepping up after getting called out for lack of support for their team by Wartburg fans.  I count 102 or so Ram fans in this pic.

http://picasaweb.google.com/rodrigohaddad77/2008_10DubuqueFootballAtCampus#5261729608492076738

That's more than double what showed up at Wartburg.  Maybe the city of Dubuque has more to offer than Waverly??? 

[Walston Hoover]

Ah, Swope Hall, home to many a late night rendezvous for BV linemen.  At 2 a.m. on Sunday, that place is a fat man's Shangri-La: a dorm full of girls with low self-esteem and lots of snack food.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a very long time.

Was that where you were hanging out SK?

[Floyd in Iowa City]

Yes Floyd, and maybe covering their tight end deep down the middle of the field will help also.

Ah, you remember that as well!  The Knight TE, the punt snap, and a couple of bad Norse passes to kill drives without any pressure are my bad memories of the game last year.  I am sure there was a poor punt return moment in there as well.

The Wartburg TE CORRECTION: IS was a good player.  Those other things had a lot more to do with why Luther was a 5-5 team.  Not making adjustments for the TE might also be why Luther was 5-5.

That young man (Hoerner) is still out there and very dangerous.  Account for him or you will likely be burnt again.  Perhaps the Kanigget emphasis on passing to the outside WR's cuts down on his catches...but he's there and is no less a player than last year.

Sorry Purple, I was stuck in past tense referring to the game last year.  They are throwing it all over the place this year from what I see in the stats.

[sportsknight]

Ah, Swope Hall, home to many a late night rendezvous for BV linemen.  At 2 a.m. on Sunday, that place is a fat man's Shangri-La: a dorm full of girls with low self-esteem and lots of snack food.

That's the funniest thing I've read in a very long time.

Was that where you were hanging out SK?

Doesn't sound familiar, but I really don't remember.

[Wartburg Fan]

WH congrats on your victory , keep it going.

[Klopenhiemer]

Ah, Swope Hall, home to many a late night rendezvous for BV linemen.  At 2 a.m. on Sunday, that place is a fat man's Shangri-La: a dorm full of girls with low self-esteem and lots of snack food.

Truer words have never been spoken on this board.  Being a lineman myself, the pizza pockets, chips and salsa, and low self esteem lead to many laughing morning.  I believe the line was "up to the usuall antics!"

[dutchfan1]

Ah, Swope Hall, home to many a late night rendezvous for BV linemen.  At 2 a.m. on Sunday, that place is a fat man's Shangri-La: a dorm full of girls with low self-esteem and lots of snack food.

I love it! I seriously laughed out loud! 

[twister]

Why was Donnenwerth such a travesty? Without him the storm would not have been near as well off.  Cody was great, but without him Wartburg would have still won. I cannot say the same for the Storm that year.  As I remember it, we were in I-town for New Years that year and there were plenty of Knights in town and none of them were too upset that Donny won over Cody, including Cody....

[Klopenhiemer]

Why was Donnenwerth such a travesty? Without him the storm would not have been near as well off.  Cody was great, but without him Wartburg would have still won. I cannot say the same for the Storm that year.  As I remember it, we were in I-town for New Years that year and there were plenty of Knights in town and none of them were too upset that Donny won over Cody, including Cody....

I played against both that year.  Both were impressive but Donneworth was outstanding.  I believe that he won some baseball awards as well.  Overall he was a great athelete, and more than deserving of the award.  I will say that Cody Kelly was a stud though, and could have won it any other year. 

[warthog]

Things to do:

X - Get Halloween candy ready
X - Set witch on front porch
X - Load scary music on CD player
X - Fuel up the Wartmobile
X - Ice down a case of Hub City beer
X - Purchase more black & orange Oreos
X - Set out game day wardrobe
X - Practice politically incorrect Luther jokes

[LCNorse]

Got the brats already soaking in beer...gonna be great weather for a great rivalry game...GO NORSE!!

[warthog]

I just took a look at the UIU football site. 
Things haven't changed in Fayette. 

1 and 8 so far this season
Fired the head coach mid-stream
Averaging < 800 people per game

So much for going big time.

[sportsknight]

X - Practice politically incorrect Luther jokes

Let's hear a couple!

[Thunderbolt]

 An ex Knight football star nearing his 40th birthday, went to the family physician for a complete physical. After much poking and prodding and blood drawing, the doctor came in and pronounced him in perfect health. Seeing the good news met with a tempid response, the doctor asked if he had any other health concerns. After a couple uneasy moments the Knight admitted that his lovely wife had lost interest in him in the bedroom. The doctor tried to assure the man there was nothing physically wrong with him and that it wasn't that uncommon for a couple to go through this. He then asked the Knight if they had any toys in the bedroom. Remembering the one time he brought this up years ago, and the ugly response it drew, the man said that it was not an option. The doctor then asked about oral stimulation. The Knight confessed that it was something that had been absent in their relationship for years. Not at all sure this was a good idea, he stopped at a bar on the way home for a couple shots of liquid courage.
 Upon his arrival, he flung open the door and headed directly upstairs. When he got to the foot of the bed, he pulled the covers up and crawled about half way up the bed (if you know what I mean.) After a little initial resistence, he could feel her start to relax. And then relax more, and more until finally the quivering and moaning could mean just one thing. At that point he backed out from under the covers, spun around and headed back down the stairs, feeling pretty good about himself. When the Knight reached the bottom of the stairs he met his wife, who said. "Shhh, mom come over for a visit and she's upstairs sleeping in our bed.

[Klopenhiemer]

A Luther football player, a Beaver football player, and a Knight football player all went to the Guiness Book of world records to try and make the list. 

The Knight football player claimed to have had the smallest hands.  He was first in the door and came out to tell the world that it was official.  He had the smallest hands in the world. 

Next in was the Beaver football player who claimed he had the smallest feet.  When he came out he exclaimed that he had the smallest feet in the world. 

Last in was the Norse football player who claimed to have the smallest unit (if you know what I mean) in the world.  When he came out of the room he had a terribly sad look on his face.  Both the Beaver and Knight looked at him and said how did it go?  He replied, I'd like to meet that damn Dutch football player