FB: American Rivers Conference

[Fannosaurus Rex]

If you can't manage a hedge fund blame it on Rupert Murdoch.  The Wall Street Journal was much better and much less facist before he bought it.

[Storm Chaser]

Beaverofyore   -  How of YORE are you -  my brother had a pretty good career at BV - he had to wait for Jay B. to retire before he was inducted into the Hall of Fame despite being a first team all-american

[Fannosaurus Rex]

A Simpson man walks into a bar and sits down and orders some cheap rot gut booze.  A moment later a Central coed walks in, walks up to him and says, "Pardon me but are you from Simpson?"  Smitten by the coed's beauty, the Simpson man tries to make an impression so he says, "Why yes I am.  What gave it away, the intelligent gleam in my eye...the proud way I carry myself?"  The Central coed said, "None of that.  You dropped your wallet outside and when I picked it up to return it to you, I noticed it was empty."

[Walston Hoover]

Also, as an exercise science major, let me guess that you're one of those DBs who thinks they know all there is to know about fitness because you read "(insert random demographic)'s Health" every month.  I read the Wall Street Journal every day, but that doesn't mean I could manage a hedge fund.  Get a life.

Actually, I just got my "Fat Lutheran's Health" today. Comes bi weekly.

[BeaverOfYore]

Beaverofyore   -  How of YORE are you -  my brother had a pretty good career at BV - he had to wait for Jay B. to retire before he was inducted into the Hall of Fame despite being a first team all-american

Not actually very "of yore."  My playing years were '03-'06.  What years did your brother play?

[BeaverOfYore]

Also, as an exercise science major, let me guess that you're one of those DBs who thinks they know all there is to know about fitness because you read "(insert random demographic)'s Health" every month.  I read the Wall Street Journal every day, but that doesn't mean I could manage a hedge fund.  Get a life.

Actually, I just got my "Fat Lutheran's Health" today. Comes bi weekly.

AKA the Wartburg Alumni Newsletter.

[Storm Chaser]

Beaverofyore   -  How of YORE are you -  my brother had a pretty good career at BV - he had to wait for Jay B. to retire before he was inducted into the Hall of Fame despite being a first team all-american

Not actually very "of yore."  My playing years were '03-'06.  What years did your brother play?

He graduated in 67 but signed with the Yankees in '66  -  played football, basketball and of course baseball while at BV -   He's still active with alumni association

[Charlie Kohawk]

Hopefully we are done with the Coe vs Loras game of September 27th.  It seems to me as a former player, former coach and long-time fan that DIII players rather quickly get over the defeats and go on to focus on the next game and then on to their studies.  It is only active coaches and old jocks that harbor the past in their gut....especially if they think their team has been wronged in some way.  Certainly we carry the memories of victories and defeats with us but there is a time to let the defeats go and remember the victories.

well said

[coocooforcoekohawk]

"little hangy ball thingy" in the back of my daughter's throat that she likes to show everyone now.

Uvula.

[Klopenhiemer]

Also, as an exercise science major, let me guess that you're one of those DBs who thinks they know all there is to know about fitness because you read "(insert random demographic)'s Health" every month.  I read the Wall Street Journal every day, but that doesn't mean I could manage a hedge fund.  Get a life.

Actually, I just got my "Fat Lutheran's Health" today. Comes bi weekly.

AKA the Wartburg Alumni Newsletter.

I am sorry but that is damn funny

[dutchfan1]

Simpson joke of the day....

A Simpson fan was sitting at a table reading the Newspaper, The headline read: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed." He shook his head at the sad news, then turned to the man sitting next to him and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

[Storm Chaser]

LOL  -   ok I admit pretty funny

[Walston Hoover]

Simpson/Central Joke of the day

A football game coming up Saturday between the two.

[Wartburg Fan]

Also, as an exercise science major, let me guess that you're one of those DBs who thinks they know all there is to know about fitness because you read "(insert random demographic)'s Health" every month.  I read the Wall Street Journal every day, but that doesn't mean I could manage a hedge fund.  Get a life.

Actually, I just got my "Fat Lutheran's Health" today. Comes bi weekly.

AKA the Wartburg Alumni Newsletter.

I have to admitt that was funny.

[Walston Hoover]

I can still appreciate a good joke at my expense. +k for you.

Also, as an exercise science major, let me guess that you're one of those DBs who thinks they know all there is to know about fitness because you read "(insert random demographic)'s Health" every month.  I read the Wall Street Journal every day, but that doesn't mean I could manage a hedge fund.  Get a life.

Actually, I just got my "Fat Lutheran's Health" today. Comes bi weekly.

AKA the Wartburg Alumni Newsletter.