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warthog

#29490
November 05, 2009, 10:47:31 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2009, 06:53:22 AM by warthog
Q: What does a tornado have in common with a Central Dutch fan ?

A: Sooner or later, they'll both end up in a trailer park.
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warthog

#29491
November 05, 2009, 10:56:50 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2009, 06:51:50 AM by warthog
Q: What does a Central football player have in common with a sperm ?

A: They both hope to be human someday.
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warthog

#29492
November 05, 2009, 11:01:59 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2009, 06:42:02 AM by warthog
In an art class the professor asked the Central football player, "What is the difference between pink and purple?"

The player replied, "How tight I have it gripped."
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warthog

#29493
November 05, 2009, 11:21:47 PM Last Edit: November 06, 2009, 06:41:12 AM by warthog
A Central football player and a Central cheerleader were having a romantic afternoon making love in the back of a pickup truck - then they got kicked out of the showroom.

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DutchHawk

#29494
November 06, 2009, 02:47:41 AM
Three Knight football players are riding in a car...whos driving?

The State Trooper.
30 IIAC Championships
20 Division III Playoff Appearances

warthog

#29495
November 06, 2009, 07:05:07 AM
The Central football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to one of his best players and said, "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."

The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"

"Did you say 4?" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it right.

Suddenly all the other Dutch players began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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warthog

#29496
November 06, 2009, 07:23:16 AM
A Central co-ed took her seat in class.

The Dutch football player behind her tapped her on the shoulder and said, "What are you doing, wearing a football jersey?"

She replied, "Why shouldn't I wear it?"

He said, "You're not supposed to wear a Central football jersey unless you've made the team."

"Oh," she replied sweetly, "Who did I miss?"
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AZDutchman

#29497
November 06, 2009, 07:27:44 AM
You can keep these jokes rolling all day long!   ;D :o ::) ;D
"I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes."
Al McGuire

AZDutchman

#29498
November 06, 2009, 07:34:45 AM
I know how to guarantee a Central Victory.

Have the Knights pregame meeting at Warthogs.


Go Knights
"I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes."
Al McGuire

warthog

#29499
November 06, 2009, 07:38:33 AM
Q: What is the difference between a Central fan and childbirth? 

A: One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just
having a baby.
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warthog

#29500
November 06, 2009, 07:44:04 AM
Q: What do you get when you try to cross a Central football player with a pig?

A: Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do.

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AZDutchman

#29501
November 06, 2009, 07:44:41 AM
How do you keep the Knights from showing up to the game.

Put a Goal Line on the football field entrance!
"I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes."
Al McGuire

warthog

#29502
November 06, 2009, 07:46:42 AM
A Central football player walks up to a parking meter and puts in a quarter. The
dial goes to 60. He looks for a minute and says, "My God!, I've lost
140 pounds!"
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AZDutchman

#29503
November 06, 2009, 07:47:13 AM
What has two brain cells?

A pregnant Wartburg Fan!
"I don't know why people question the academic training of an athlete. Fifty percent of the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their classes."
Al McGuire

warthog

#29504
November 06, 2009, 07:53:01 AM
Q: What's the difference between a Central football player and Bigfoot?

A: One is dumb, covered with matted hair and smells awful. The other has big feet.
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