FB: American Rivers Conference

[AZDutchman]

......winning the IIAC Player of the Week title numerous times, winning TWO IIAC crowns, TWO TIME ALL CONFERENCE...

I hit three home runs in one game in little league when I was 12.

I lit up an all-conference guard for 25 points in a church-league basketball game.  (And anyone who points out that he scored 42 on me is a poop-butt!)

I got a hole in one at the miniture golf course. 

but what coarse was it?

[warthog]

......winning the IIAC Player of the Week title numerous times, winning TWO IIAC crowns, TWO TIME ALL CONFERENCE...

I hit three home runs in one game in little league when I was 12.

I lit up an all-conference guard for 25 points in a church-league basketball game.  (And anyone who points out that he scored 42 on me is a poop-butt!)

I got a hole in one at the miniture golf course. 

but what coarse was it?

It was a legends course.  You would have liked it.  I had to shoot through the spinning blades of a Dutch windmill to get my Ace.

[AZDutchman]

......winning the IIAC Player of the Week title numerous times, winning TWO IIAC crowns, TWO TIME ALL CONFERENCE...

I hit three home runs in one game in little league when I was 12.

I lit up an all-conference guard for 25 points in a church-league basketball game.  (And anyone who points out that he scored 42 on me is a poop-butt!)

I got a hole in one at the miniture golf course. 

but what coarse was it?

It was a legends course.  You would have liked it.  I had to shoot through the spinning blades of a Dutch windmill to get my Ace.

Ok...I'm impressed now! 

[doolittledog]

warthog was later fined by professional miniature golfers association for spitting on the green. (it was actually the clowns mouth...mad he didn't get a free game)  warthog later issued an apology for his "discusting" act  

Are we SURE KS101 isn't ShowMe in disguise???  He sounds a lot like him.  Either way, it gives me excuses to get less work done, and just keep this page up on my computer.  I'm curious how much might get posted on here before I get into the office today.  I'll be in Tama county in the morning and won't get back to the office until just after lunch time.  

[Fannosaurus Rex]

The sporting news of the day is the wrestler who forfeited to the girl at the Iowa state tourney.  My question for the great theological minds on here is, what is the issue of faith that would keep a male from wrestling a female and would it apply if, as a way to give Simpson a chance, the IIAC made football coed?

[dutchfan1]

I may be hated on these boards, but I know I'm respected.

Nuff said.

God gave me my abilities, I'm not ashamed.

Is it your goal to be hated? If so, you are succeeding admirably. Good job.

Is it really so difficult to talk a little football without being an A-hole? The best way to get respect is to show it in return. We get it -- you're a legend in your own mind. I don't know if you've noticed, but the rest of us don't come in here to pound our chest and talk about how awesome we were in college, nor do we feel the need to post our resumes in order to build credibility. Are you so insecure that you don't think your thoughts and insight will stand alone? Must you tell us how great you think you are with EVERY post?

[AZDutchman]

warthog was later fined by professional miniature golfers association for spitting on the green. (it was actually the clowns mouth...mad he didn't get a free game)  warthog later issued an apology for his "discusting" act  

Are we SURE KS101 isn't ShowMe in disguise???  He sounds a lot like him.  Either way, it gives me excuses to get less work done, and just keep this page up on my computer.  I'm curious how much might get posted on here before I get into the office today.  I'll be in Tama county in the morning and won't get back to the office until just after lunch time.  

.....wait a minute, hold the phone. I think I'm going to have to retract my post of being impressed.

I remember reading about this on ESPN 4.....Golfer was irate for not receiving a free game after sinking a hole in one. The assistant to the assistant manager was quoted as saying, "He was suppose to tell me to watch before he took his shot".
A full investigation was launched by Mini's Miniature Golf Coarse and it was discovered that the golfer was using a 'loaded' ball that had a magnet in it. This was noticed after reviewing the tapes that he had the only orange ball on the coarse.

[badgerwarhawk]

......winning the IIAC Player of the Week title numerous times, winning TWO IIAC crowns, TWO TIME ALL CONFERENCE...

I hit three home runs in one game in little league when I was 12.

I lit up an all-conference guard for 25 points in a church-league basketball game.  (And anyone who points out that he scored 42 on me is a poop-butt!)

I got a hole in one at the miniture golf course. 

but what coarse was it?

It was a legends course.  You would have liked it.  I had to shoot through the spinning blades of a Dutch windmill to get my Ace.

Ok...I'm impressed now! 

I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express on numerous occassions. 

[warthog]

......winning the IIAC Player of the Week title numerous times, winning TWO IIAC crowns, TWO TIME ALL CONFERENCE...

I hit three home runs in one game in little league when I was 12.

I lit up an all-conference guard for 25 points in a church-league basketball game.  (And anyone who points out that he scored 42 on me is a poop-butt!)

I got a hole in one at the miniture golf course. 

but what coarse was it?

It was a legends course.  You would have liked it.  I had to shoot through the spinning blades of a Dutch windmill to get my Ace.

Ok...I'm impressed now! 

I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express on numerous occassions. 

badgerwarhawk: Most of us are impressed, however I don't think knightslayer101 will be unless you have set some sort of new record in one of the motel pools.  Did you perhaps drink two Coors Lights while standing on your head in the deep end? Perhaps you were chosen "guest of the week"  because you picked up your towels in the bathroom, I think that would also impress him.

[KnightSlayer101]

Trust me if I stated my name some of you would remember me, but I never will...then again maybe you would not be talking so much trash about my playing days. Where my screen name comes from?

Wartburg, Central game. Huge win over the Knights, I come into a bar in Pella afterwards, I guess some of my buddies got there before me, got the whole bar to chant knightslayer....knightslayer....knightslayer....maybe some of you were there in that bar that night and remember that moment and that game.

I list my other acheivements on here, because I am just as proud of them, and they happened more recently. But don't down play my abilties on the field, or the man I am today. The posting boards are like the field, I am a different person than when I am just a civilian. Should I apologize for the gifts God has bestowed on me or be proud of them? THINK ABOUT IT! I love Central, I love football, sorry if that rubs some jealous people the wrong way.

[02 Warhawk]

People CALLED me the BILL ROMANOWSKI OF THE IIAC 

B/c you took a lot of pills???   

[footballdaddy]

Should I apologize for the gifts God has bestowed on me or be proud of them?

Of all the gifts God has handed out, you must have been in the crapper when He handed out humility.

[Fannosaurus Rex]

Trust me if I stated my name some of you would remember me, but I never will...then again maybe you would not be talking so much trash about my playing days. Where my screen name comes from?

Wartburg, Central game. Huge win over the Knights, I come into a bar in Pella afterwards, I guess some of my buddies got there before me, got the whole bar to chant knightslayer....knightslayer....knightslayer....maybe some of you were there in that bar that night and remember that moment and that game.

I list my other acheivements on here, because I am just as proud of them, and they happened more recently. But don't down play my abilties on the field, or the man I am today. The posting boards are like the field, I am a different person than when I am just a civilian. Should I apologize for the gifts God has bestowed on me or be proud of them? THINK ABOUT IT! I love Central, I love football, sorry if that rubs some jealous people the wrong way.

I've never had people chant when I enter a bar.  A couple of times there have been chants when I left but nothing I would use for a nick name.

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[dutchfan1]

Trust me if I stated my name some of you would remember me, but I never will...then again maybe you would not be talking so much trash about my playing days. Where my screen name comes from?

Wartburg, Central game. Huge win over the Knights, I come into a bar in Pella afterwards, I guess some of my buddies got there before me, got the whole bar to chant knightslayer....knightslayer....knightslayer....maybe some of you were there in that bar that night and remember that moment and that game.

I list my other acheivements on here, because I am just as proud of them, and they happened more recently. But don't down play my abilties on the field, or the man I am today. The posting boards are like the field, I am a different person than when I am just a civilian. Should I apologize for the gifts God has bestowed on me or be proud of them? THINK ABOUT IT! I love Central, I love football, sorry if that rubs some jealous people the wrong way.

I've never had people chant when I enter a bar.  A couple of times there have been chants when I left but nothing I would use for a nick name.

NORM!