FB: American Rivers Conference

[NewKnightDad]

Dogs and cats are now sleeping together!!!!

Quarterback Danny Stiefel of Wartburg College and Wide Receiver Jeremy Snead of Central College playing together for the first time set All American Bowl records on thier way to being named the games Co-Most Valuble Players, as their Stars team dominate the Stripes team up 54 – 14.
Stiefel had 5 passing TD's, and one rushing touchdown, kicked 7 extra points and one field goal and Snead had 4 receptions for touchdowns and was the holder for all extra points and field goals.


Way to go IIAC!!!!

[warthog]

http://www.d3sports.com/notables/2012/04/uw-lacrosse-cited-for-infraction

I wonder if this will deter Wartburg from offering too many roofing jobs and free rent this summer     

Since Willie U. seems to have a conspiracy therory about Wartburg's athletic department, I would point out that both the LaCrosse head football and head wrestling coaches are former Wartburg assistant coaches.

[5 Words or Less]

This explains Wartburg's academic success!!!    

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504763_162-57413201-10391704/can-alcohol-make-men-smarter-study-suggests-yes/

[5 Words or Less]

Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[CaliRamRL6]

Dogs and cats are now sleeping together!!!!

Quarterback Danny Stiefel of Wartburg College and Wide Receiver Jeremy Snead of Central College playing together for the first time set All American Bowl records on thier way to being named the games Co-Most Valuble Players, as their Stars team dominate the Stripes team up 54 – 14.
Stiefel had 5 passing TD's, and one rushing touchdown, kicked 7 extra points and one field goal and Snead had 4 receptions for touchdowns and was the holder for all extra points and field goals.


Way to go IIAC!!!!

That's pretty impressive. Did they let anyone else play?

[NewKnightDad]

Jeremy and Danny had a little trouble getting on the same page early on otherwise it would have been even more dominating.

[footballdaddy]

Larry Flynt stole our idea!

http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/hustler-truck-san-francisco-popular-pages

[doolittledog]

Larry Flynt stole our idea!

http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/hustler-truck-san-francisco-popular-pages

So if that vehicle was university owned...could a student do their work study there?  Oh I shouldn't comment on that. 

I'm currently very close to talking Mrs doolittle into travelling to Dubuque for their spring practice so we can get some tailgating practice in so we are ready once fall hits and the real football season starts.  She has a new buffalo chicken and potato casarole I want to try out along with a bacon/pretzel thingy that sounds interesting...now is the time to try out the untested tailgating recipes!!!

[footballdaddy]

So if that vehicle was university owned...could a student do their work study there?  Oh I shouldn't comment on that. 

What a recruiting.......er.....um.....tool.

[NewKnightDad]

The entire town of Pella would go into melt down mode when this educational opportunity rolled into town next fall. 

[warthog]

Larry Flynt stole our idea!

http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/hustler-truck-san-francisco-popular-pages

This just goes to show we should never discuss our really good ideas until we are ready to roll them out to the public.

[doolittledog]

Larry Flynt stole our idea!

http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/hustler-truck-san-francisco-popular-pages

This just goes to show we should never discuss our really good ideas until we are ready to roll them out to the public.

So you're saying Larry Flint has used the message board to help build his empire of vast wealth?  I wonder what his name on here is and which board he posts on the most

[DBQ1965]

Larry Flynt stole our idea!

http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/hustler-truck-san-francisco-popular-pages

This just goes to show we should never discuss our really good ideas until we are ready to roll them out to the public.

So you're saying Larry Flint has used the message board to help build his empire of vast wealth?  I wonder what his name on here is and which board he posts on the most

Probably a closet Duhawk.

[footballdaddy]

Larry Flynt stole our idea!

http://specials.msn.com/a-list/news/hustler-truck-san-francisco-popular-pages

This just goes to show we should never discuss our really good ideas until we are ready to roll them out to the public.

So you're saying Larry Flint has used the message board to help build his empire of vast wealth?  I wonder what his name on here is and which board he posts on the most

Probably a closet Duhawk.

PurpleHeys?

[doolittledog]

NAIA pre-season poll came out.  5 of the 10 Iowa NAIA schools are ranked.

8 - Morningside
13 - William Penn
14 - Northwestern
16 - Grand View
20 - St Ambrose

From some NAIA fans I know, Morningside is a very good team. 

I'm not sold on William Penn, they struggled to beat a below average Luther last season. 

Northwestern fans will tell you they could beat any IIAC school by 3 touchdowns at least...well the Northwestern fans that post on the NAIA board would anyways.

Grand View fans I have talked to seem to be level headed.  They would expect to win most games against IIAC competition, but would acknowledge if they were beaten by a better team.

I've never met a St Ambrose fan.  Not sure what they would think of an NAIA/IIAC match up.  I do know about 5 years ago St Ambrose was a playoff team and had a 1 point win against a 4-6 Loras team.  So who knows.