FB: American Rivers Conference

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Purple Heys

Things sounded encouraging after the 1st Ram score...nice drive.

Defense then bends and breaks for long run and long pass plays.

These Simpson Homer announcers are the limit.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

We have them right where we want them...

Simpson Homers just gushing about the big plays.

Note to self:  Invent some sort of back zap device that can remotely send a temporarily disabling feedback charge into offending announcer's headsets.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

OK, the Simpson Homer just said:

"We know we are Homers for Simpson"

New respect gained for the Simpson Homer lead announcer.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

"Jerry" just said, "We scored long and hard and fast"

Beavis and Butthead are chuckling somewhere.   ;D
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

Gonna listen to Korn on KRNL for the 2nd half.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

Bush has been in for every snap in the first half.  No T.O.'s

Still 1 half to go...sounds like the passing package has been conservative though...announcers comment he looks comfortable.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

#7507
Cornell Student announcers are commenting that they are students and the guys in the next room for Simpson are "professionals".

Quoting Warren Wallace:  "Poor fella, he has no idea..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3of10ksI8kg
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

DutchHawk

True that I guess Wartburg doesnt have to win out, Im just saying if they dont I would have some real serious doubts about any sort of playoff showing as they would most likely be an 8 seed with 2 losses.
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Purple Heys

QB Dietz just scores from 49 yards out...

24-6 Simpson, 2 plays into the second half.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

#7510
I'm not sure but it sounds like the Ram announcers are malapropping names, inadvertantly calling Simpson QB Unkrich, "Eunuch".

Good Saturday afternoon hijinks!

You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

#7512
Bush's first fumble at the Simpson 21.  Simpson recovers.

Side note: Eunuch checks in at QB for Simpson...remind me not to send my youngest son to play QB for the Storm
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

Crap!  Simpson stops Cornell at the Storm 5.

Needed that one.  Late in the 3rd Qtr.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.

Purple Heys

#7514
Prediction:  No P.O.W. for this week's Ram opponent...Dietz and Reutzel split the Storm vote.

Both have a career day, but award goes to Suckow.
You can't leave me....all the plants will die.