FB: American Rivers Conference

Purple Heys · January 15, 2009, 07:49:11 PM

Judging by the light activity on the board, it's too cold to post.

Maybe a nice schtupp is the best way to keep warm.

Purple Heys · January 15, 2009, 08:06:57 PM

Back to this -hawk thing for Iowa...I thought I'd recall my original commentary on that from an earlier Pick-em post...

Quote from: Purple Heys on November 02, 2007, 01:35:28 PM

Coe over Loras: Hawks, Ko beat Hawks, Du. People not directly affiliated with the schools continue to wonder how anyone thought this naming scheme makes any sense. On the football side the Ko's are simply better than the Du's. Elsewhere Coe and Loras AD's propose to change the league name to the Iohawk league. The Cenhawks, Warthawks, Cornhawks, Sparhawks, Beevhawks, Simhawks, and Luhawks vote in support.

I've already made my case on this to Cornell's Admins.

They thought I had been out in the sun too long.... 8)

Purple Heys · January 15, 2009, 08:07:29 PM

Seriously...Cornhawks...what's not to like?

Purple Heys · January 15, 2009, 08:08:25 PM

Thump, thump, thump...

Is this thing on?

footballdaddy · January 15, 2009, 08:15:22 PM

Actually, Wartburg would be known as the Knighthawks. We already have our own bar and t-shirts.

Schtupp? Been watching Blazing Saddles have we?

And yes it is too cold. After you peel off 14 layers of clothing, you've pretty much lost interest in schtupping.

doolittledog · January 15, 2009, 10:06:14 PM

Quote from: Purple Heys on January 15, 2009, 07:49:11 PM
Judging by the light activity on the board, it's too cold to post.

Maybe a nice schtupp is the best way to keep warm.

So, in about 9 months time we could start referring to you as Grandpa Heys

Klopenhiemer · January 15, 2009, 11:20:38 PM

Quote from: doolittledog on January 15, 2009, 10:06:14 PM
Quote from: Purple Heys on January 15, 2009, 07:49:11 PM
Judging by the light activity on the board, it's too cold to post.

Maybe a nice schtupp is the best way to keep warm.

So, in about 9 months time we could start referring to you as Grandpa Heys

Great post. I always wondered why all of my friends had September birthdays!!!

footballfan413 · January 16, 2009, 09:12:23 AM

Wow, the great state of Iowa sure likes their Hawks!

Thanks for the info, BW. Shows how much I know about Wiscy HS programs.

BTW, my brother and I were both born in September so thanks for the visual of my folks killing time during a blizzard............ugh........just threw up in my mouth a little bit..........................

Fannosaurus Rex · January 16, 2009, 09:19:28 AM

Man it is Wassilla cold out here today! And now that I think about it, the Palin family has 5 kids.

doolittledog · January 16, 2009, 09:27:22 AM

Purple Heys is now thinking to himself...

"hmm, I can now think of one reason it might be nice to live through an Iowa winter"

Fannosaurus Rex · January 16, 2009, 01:47:00 PM

Quote from: footballdaddy on January 15, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
Actually, Wartburg would be known as the Knighthawks. We already have our own bar and t-shirts.

Schtupp? Been watching Blazing Saddles have we?

And yes it is too cold. After you peel off 14 layers of clothing, you've pretty much lost interest in schtupping.

The other problem with weather this cold is, once you get through those 14 layers, there may be "shrinkage."

Thunderbolt · January 16, 2009, 03:00:41 PM

Quote from: Fannosaurus Rex on January 16, 2009, 01:47:00 PM
Quote from: footballdaddy on January 15, 2009, 08:15:22 PM
Actually, Wartburg would be known as the Knighthawks. We already have our own bar and t-shirts.

Schtupp? Been watching Blazing Saddles have we?

And yes it is too cold. After you peel off 14 layers of clothing, you've pretty much lost interest in schtupping.

The other problem with weather this cold is, once you get through those 14 layers, there may be "shrinkage."

I always know it's to cold, when the one piece wool jammies come out. Complete with footies and a master lock on the zipper. And it doesn't have to be winter to get that cold at Thunderbolts Abode.

doolittledog · January 16, 2009, 05:46:41 PM

So far Central, Dubuque, Luther and Simpson have released 2009 schedules. Here is what I have so far.

BV
Sept. 5 @ UW-Platteville
Sept. 12
Sept. 19
Sept. 26 @ Simpson
Oct. 3
Oct. 10
Oct. 17
Oct. 24 @ Luther
Oct. 31 @ Central
Nov. 7
Nov. 14 Dubuque

Central
Sept. 5 @ Lakeland
Sept. 12 TBA
Sept. 19 @ Dubuque
Sept. 26 Coe
Oct. 03 Cornell
Oct. 10 @ Simpson
Oct. 17 Luther
Oct. 24 @ Loras
Oct. 31 BV
Nov. 07 @ Wartburg
Nov. 14 BYE

Coe
Sept. 05
Sept. 12
Sept. 19 Luther
Sept. 26 @ Central
Oct. 03 Dubuque
Oct. 10
Oct. 17
Oct. 24 Simpson
Oct. 31
Nov. 07
Nov. 14

doolittledog · January 16, 2009, 05:52:26 PM

2009 schedule

Cornell
Sept. 05
Sept. 12
Sept. 19
Sept. 26 Dubuque
Oct. 03 @ Central
Oct. 10 Luther
Oct. 17
Oct. 24
Oct. 31 @ Simpson
Nov. 07
Nov. 14

Dubuque
Sept. 05 @ Rockford
Sept. 12 UW-Platteville
Sept. 19 Central
Sept. 26 @ Cornell
Oct. 03 @ Coe
Oct. 10 Loras
Oct. 17 @ Simpson
Oct. 24 Wartburg
Oct. 31 BYE
Nov. 07 Luther
Nov. 14 @ BV

Loras
Sept. 05
Sept. 12
Sept. 19 Luther
Sept. 26 @ Central
Oct. 03 Dubuque
Oct. 10
Oct. 17
Oct. 24 Simpson
Oct. 31
Nov. 07
Nov. 14

doolittledog · January 16, 2009, 05:58:29 PM

2009 schedule

Luther
Sept. 05 @ St. Olaf
Sept. 12 Wisconsin Lutheran
Sept. 19 @ Coe
Sept. 26 BYE
Oct. 03 Simpson (HC)
Oct. 10 @ Cornell
Oct. 17 @ Central
Oct. 24 BV
Oct. 31 Wartburg
Nov. 07 @ Dubuque
Nov. 14 Loras

Simpson
Sept. 05 @ UW-Stout
Sept. 12 Northwestern (MN)
Sept. 19 @ Loras
Sept. 26 BV
Oct. 03 @ Luther
Oct. 10 Central
Oct. 17 Dubuque
Oct. 24 @ Coe
Oct. 31 Cornell
Nov. 07 BYE
Nov. 14 @ Wartburg

Wartburg
Sept. 05 @ St. Norbert
Sept. 12
Sept. 19
Sept. 26
Oct. 03
Oct. 10
Oct. 17
Oct. 24 @ Dubuque
Oct. 31 @ Luther
Nov. 07 Central
Nov. 14 Simpson