FB: American Rivers Conference

[sportsknight]

Hmm, let's see...

BV - Way out west
Central - Dutch Letters
Coe - Smelly
Cornell - OCAAT
Dubuque - Paradise 
Loras - Full of themselves
Luther - Naked Soccer???
Simpson - DMACC South Campus
Wartburg - Mini Me to UNI's Doctor Evil...Or UNI light if you will. 

Let's see...UD: 61% of last year's admitted students had higher than an 18 on the ACT.
                 Simpson: 100%

Wow - an 18 ACT? Can people with scores like that even dress themselves in the morning?

I went to high school with a guy that got a 14 the first time he took the ACT.  He ended up going to Loras, for what its worth.

[doolittledog]

Dubuque, always slow to update their website, lists two new football assistants.

Lance Taylor - Defensive Coordinator.  Recently the DC at Gustavus Adolphus.  Platteville, WI native.  Played safety at UW-Platteville

Andrew McGlenn - O-Line Coach.  Was a GA at Chadron St. working with the o-line.  Edgerton, WI native.  Played at UW-LaCrosse. 

[the_mayne_event]

I went to high school with a guy that got a 14 the first time he took the ACT.  He ended up going to Loras, for what its worth.

that was the 1st time - maybe he was sick, maybe he was incredibly hung over - not defending him because that is one of the worst scores i've ever heard of, but to get into an IIAC school, i'm guessing he raised that score quite a bit the 2nd try... just sayin..

[sportsknight]

I went to high school with a guy that got a 14 the first time he took the ACT.  He ended up going to Loras, for what its worth.

that was the 1st time - maybe he was sick, maybe he was incredibly hung over - not defending him because that is one of the worst scores i've ever heard of, but to get into an IIAC school, i'm guessing he raised that score quite a bit the 2nd try... just sayin..

It went up a couple points for sure, but I don't think he ended up with anything better than a 17.  Easily the dumbest kid I knew that didn't have some sort of learning disability.  I think he is a SpEd teacher now.  I guess the man with one eye really is king in the kingdom of the blind.

[oldNorse]

Thanks guys for the reponses to the "Dominant Culture" question.  Unfortunately the discussion turned comic and I cannot collect $ on a consensus of opinion.

[coco]

I'm curious, old Norse. What were you looking for in your Dominant Culture wager?

[The Show]

I realize this is the football board, but can someone tell how BV's basketball team was left out of the NCAA tournament? Do they not have very many at-large births? They lost 3 games all year.

The Beavers got screwed! 

[The Show]

Sorry oldNorse.  I was serious with BV, Cornell, Dubuque, Luther, and Wartburg.

[Klopenhiemer]

The ACT is such a strong measuring device of ones intelligence level .  I got an 18 on the ACT took it once and I was hung over from the party after my last high school football game.  I will take an 18 on my ACT and my bank account any day of the week!

[5 Words or Less]

The ACT is such a strong measuring device of ones intelligence level .  I got an 18 on the ACT took it once and I was hung over from the party after my last high school football game.  I will take an 18 on my ACT and my bank account any day of the week!

A fool and his money are soon parted.

[Klopenhiemer]

The ACT is such a strong measuring device of ones intelligence level .  I got an 18 on the ACT took it once and I was hung over from the party after my last high school football game.  I will take an 18 on my ACT and my bank account any day of the week!

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I like that saying 5 words.  My money is not locked into the markets watching it all going down the drain.  So how foolish am I?

I believe in the Itallian Bank of American method.  A shoe box full of 100 dollar bills under the box spring

[5 Words or Less]

The ACT is such a strong measuring device of ones intelligence level .  I got an 18 on the ACT took it once and I was hung over from the party after my last high school football game.  I will take an 18 on my ACT and my bank account any day of the week!

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I like that saying 5 words.  My money is not locked into the markets watching it all going down the drain.  So how foolish am I?

I believe in the Itallian Sicilian Bank of American method.  A shoe box full of 100 dollar bills under the box spring ... and a glock under the pillow

... Fixed it.

[5 Words or Less]

Dubuque, always slow to update their website, lists two new football assistants.

Lance Taylor - Defensive Coordinator.  Recently the DC at Gustavus Adolphus. (Edit: Lance Taylor served as defensive coordinator at Gustavus for a pair of two-season stints in '96-'97 and '04-'05.  Prior to coaching at Gustavus, Taylor was the defensive coordinator for the football team and head baseball coach at the University of Wisconsin - Platteville for seven years.)  Platteville, WI native.  Played safety at UW-Platteville

Andrew McGlenn - O-Line Coach.  Was a GA at Chadron St. working with the o-line.  Edgerton, WI native.  Played at UW-LaCrosse. 

Where was Taylor most recently?

[the_mayne_event]

The ACT is such a strong measuring device of ones intelligence level .  I got an 18 on the ACT took it once and I was hung over from the party after my last high school football game.  I will take an 18 on my ACT and my bank account any day of the week!

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I like that saying 5 words.  My money is not locked into the markets watching it all going down the drain.  So how foolish am I?

I believe in the Itallian Bank of American method.  A shoe box full of 100 dollar bills under the box spring

until the house burns down

[coocooforcoekohawk]

until the house burns down

I wouldn't be making threats like that, or Klop might fit you for a pair of cement shoes. 8)