FB: American Rivers Conference

[Thunderbolt]

The ACT is such a strong measuring device of ones intelligence level .  I got an 18 on the ACT took it once and I was hung over from the party after my last high school football game.  I will take an 18 on my ACT and my bank account any day of the week!

A fool and his money are soon parted.

I like that saying 5 words.  My money is not locked into the markets watching it all going down the drain.  So how foolish am I?

I believe in the Itallian Bank of American method.  A shoe box full of 100 dollar bills under the box spring

Thats what I should do. Cash out of the market now and put it in a shoe box. Maybe Doolittle has a kids size three lying around the house he could part with.

[Kohawk Remedy]

BV - Animal guts filled lake (lots of meat processing plants)
Coe - Flunk Day and parties galore
Cornell - Whale sh*t (lowest crap on earth) 
Dubuque - sh*t talkers
Loras - rock bowl
Luther - weird norwegians
Simpson - rug field
Wartburg - In debt & full of themselves (Be Orangle = Be Gay)
Central - No alcohol...wtf

[DutchFan2004]

BV - Animal guts filled lake (lots of meat processing plants)
Coe - Flunk Day and parties galore
Cornell - Whale sh*t (lowest crap on earth) 
Dubuque - sh*t talkers
Loras - rock bowl
Luther - weird norwegians
Simpson - rug field
Wartburg - In debt & full of themselves (Be Orangle = Be Gay)
Central - No alcohol...wtf

Whats up with the Wartburg one.  That does not make sense after the troubles of a certain FB player. 

[Kohawk Remedy]

BV - Animal guts filled lake (lots of meat processing plants)
Coe - Flunk Day and parties galore
Cornell - Whale sh*t (lowest crap on earth) 
Dubuque - sh*t talkers
Loras - rock bowl
Luther - weird norwegians
Simpson - rug field
Wartburg - In debt & full of themselves (Be Orangle = Be Gay)
Central - No alcohol...wtf

Whats up with the Wartburg one.  That does not make sense after the troubles of a certain FB player. 

I just think their Be Orange slogan is stupid and makes no sense.

[Willie University]

BV - Animal guts filled lake (lots of meat processing plants)
Coe - Flunk Day and parties galore
Cornell - Whale sh*t (lowest crap on earth) 
Dubuque - sh*t talkers
Loras - rock bowl
Luther - weird norwegians
Simpson - rug field
Wartburg - In debt & full of themselves (Be Orangle = Be Gay)
Central - No alcohol...wtf

Whats up with the Wartburg one.  That does not make sense after the troubles of a certain FB player. 

I just think their Be Orange slogan is stupid and makes no sense.

I have to agree. And what's worse is Lorass is a complete FOLLOWER and starts a slogan "Be Better." How about some original thought? Oh, I forgot, they have none.

Wartburg's slogan should be "We cheat, we steal, we lie. Who cares about character as long as we win!!"

Willie U

[doolittledog]

Hey Willie, you have any info on the new coaches or any kids coming in or leaving???

Enquiring minds!!!

[Willie University]

Hey Willie, you have any info on the new coaches or any kids coming in or leaving???

Enquiring minds!!!

Yes, as far as anyone on this board is concerned or reading it, everyone is leaving and no kids are coming in. We shouldn't win a game so don't bother preparing to play us this year 

Willie U

PS- Even if I had "inside" info, I wouldn't share it on this board.

[sportsknight]

I have to agree. And what's worse is Lorass is a complete FOLLOWER and starts a slogan "Be Better." How about some original thought? Oh, I forgot, they have none.

Wartburg's slogan should be "We cheat, we steal, we lie. Who cares about character as long as we win!!"

Willie U

We're not all liars!   

[warthog]

BV: Our mediocre neighbors who hit the lottery and still live like the Hatfields & the Coys
CENTRAL: Our holier than thou aunt and uncle we meet while they are coming out of a tavern 50 miles from home
COE: Our cousins from the city who are pretty much like the rest of us, but have a little urban swagger
CORNELL: Grinnell want to be's who are really more like Graceland should be's
DUBUQUE: Our cousins from the other side of the tracks who drive a nice car but never quite measure up
LORAS: Our least favorite uncle who says he would do anything to help us, but is picking our pocket while he says it
LUTHER: Our cousins who always seem to have a few more dollars and live in a nicer house, but really aren't any smarter or more talented than we are
SIMPSON: Our neighbors who have three hot daughters who are nice as could be, but are as dumb as a box of rocks
WARTBURG: Our cousins who live in a cult/commune who lean on one another for support and find value in a mob mentality

[Purple Heys]

BV: Does not rock
CENTRAL: Does not rock
COE: Does not rock
CORNELL: Rocks
DUBUQUE: Does not rock
LORAS: Does not rock
LUTHER: Does not rock
SIMPSON: Does not rock
WARTBURG: Does not rock

[warthog]

Purple Heys:

Apparently everyone, except the people at Cornell, have already got their rocks off. 

[5 Words or Less]

Hey Willie, you have any info on the new coaches or any kids coming in or leaving???

Enquiring minds!!!

   

hmmm ... they bought the same tie. 

[doolittledog]

Good ole Dubuque Telegraph-Herald newspaper. 

http://www.thonline.com/article.cfm?id=235325

Yesterday at 1pm, Dubuque was warmer than LA, Las Vegas and San Francisco.

Makes you feel kinda sad for PH stuck out there in cold San Diego 

So anyway, Iowa opens up spring practice on March 25th (my wife still won't let us spend our anniversary in IC that day, I can't understand why not )  are IIAC teams starting up later in the year?  Not that I would actually take time out to go visit...I just need some time to talk WillieU into heading over to UD and sending me some updates via PM 

[Klopenhiemer]

Good ole Dubuque Telegraph-Herald newspaper. 

http://www.thonline.com/article.cfm?id=235325

Yesterday at 1pm, Dubuque was warmer than LA, Las Vegas and San Francisco.

Makes you feel kinda sad for PH stuck out there in cold San Diego 

So anyway, Iowa opens up spring practice on March 25th (my wife still won't let us spend our anniversary in IC that day, I can't understand why not )  are IIAC teams starting up later in the year?  Not that I would actually take time out to go visit...I just need some time to talk WillieU into heading over to UD and sending me some updates via PM 

Dog I think you need to be the UD scout due to your proximity!

[doolittledog]

At the conclusion of the 2nd session of the D3 wrestling championships.

http://pearl.coe.edu/ncaawrestling/championship/Team%20Standings.PDF

5 IIAC teams in the top 10.

1. Wartburg
5. Coe
8. Cornell
9. Dubuque
10. Luther