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[DutchFan2004]

Your typical Coe fan...





Your typical BVU fan...





Your typical Luther fan...





Your typical Simpson fan...

Remind me later I cant k you this soon.  This is funny.

[DutchFan2004]

AZDutchman...
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IOWA NAIA Schools
1.  Ashford  University, Clinton, IA
2.  Briar Cliff University, Sioux City, IA
3.  Clarke College, Dubuque, IA
4.   Dordt College, Sioux Center, IA
5.   Graceland University, Lamoni, IA
6.   Grand View University, Des Moines, IA
7.   Iowa Wesleyan College, Mount Pleasant, IA
8.   Morningside College, Sioux City, IA
9.   Mount Mercy College, Cedar Rapids, IA
10. Northwestern College, Orange City, IA
11. Saint Ambrose University, Davenport, IA
12. Waldorf College, Forest City, IA
13. William Penn University, Oskaloosa, IA

"Yeah, and LINFIELD could beat them all. Grinnell too!"

Johnny Unitas

Ok and that is a huge accomplishment?  I don't think this was your best post.  I think there are many D3 teams that would win all of these games. 

[Fannosaurus Rex]

It was a long time ago, but considering from 1978-83 Central was 0-5-1 against Northwestern, I wasn't sorry to see them come off the schedule.

[D O.C.]

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+ Warthog's  Johnny U quote about conceit & confidence, ya' see?

[Old Dutch]

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Aaron Rodger's and says, "What do you believe?"

Aaron says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Aaron's sincere eloquence and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Brett Favre: "And you, Brett, what do you believe?"

Brett replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

[warthog]

Thought for the day:

Hollywood made a movie of my life. The film had me proposing to my wife on the football field. I would never misuse a football field that way.

- Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch

[Old Dutch]

    There were two Central fans in a pick-up truck truck heading to Buxton Stadium. They saw two Simpson fans on the side of the road with a sign that said, "BUXTON OR BUST!" The Central fans decided to pick them up because they knew they were going to beat their team anyway. They stopped and said, "Hop in the back of the truck, we'll take you there." A few minutes later the truck flew off the Mile Long Bridge and sank to the bottom of Lake Red Rock. Two seconds later the two Central fans popped up out of the water, and about thirty seconds after that the two Simpson fans came up. The Central fans said, "What took ya' so long?" They answered, "We couldn't get the tailgate down!"

[Old Dutch]

Nebraska Rolls on, I'm bored:

What do Simpson fans get on their GREs?

Drool.

[Old Dutch]

What's the only sign of intelligent life in Indianola?

  Pella 42 miles

[Old Dutch]

An Iowa State trooper working Highway 92 pulls over a Simpson football player for speeding.  He walks up to the driver window and asks,  "Got any ID?"  The Simpson player goes "'bout whut?"

[Old Dutch]

Why do Simpson students go to R rated movies in groups of 18 or more?

they hear 17 and under were not admitted.

thats an old one . . .

[Old Dutch]

And finally:

Did you hear about the Simpson lineman who transferred to Wartburg?  Lowered the IQ of both teams.

[Mr. Ypsi]

OD, quite a 'husker 4th quarter!  All their points, and almost 2/3 of their yards.

At the end of three I was wondering how pathetic their offense could be - penalty yards lost were only about 30 below their total yards from scrimmage AND returns!

And that's not even mentioning their FIVE fumbles.

[doolittledog]

It was still 2-0 Mizzou when I tossed the remote to my wife and rolled over and went to sleep.  I guess I missed all the excitement in the game. 

Hopefully the UD/Loras game gives us a better show Saturday night. 

[Fannosaurus Rex]

Q: How do you know when it is homecoming at Simpson?
A: It is easier to get a bed at the homeless shelters in Des Moines.