FB: American Rivers Conference

[Fannosaurus Rex]

I was thinking of going to Waverly for the horse auction this year.  When I called for directions to the barn the guy said, "Just follow your nose.  That will take you to Wartburg.  Then turn west and it is just about half a mile.

[doolittledog]

It's darn near 70 degrees out right now.  PH really did bring his weather with him.  This should be some good football watching weather tomorrow. 

[sportsknight]

Why did Wartburg put two V's on the middle of their football field and not a true W?

    Victory Vancancies

At least we Wartburg alums know how to spell "vacancies."

[sportsknight]

A Wartburg fan walks into the bar in Pella and takes a seat at the bar.  When the barkeep walks over, the Wartburg fan orders a beer and says "Hey, you wanna hear a good Central joke."  The bartender looks at him sternly and says, "You see that big guy sitting at the end of bar, he was a national champ for Central in the hammer throw.  And that big dude over by the TV, he holds Central's all-time record in the bench press.  And those two guys in the booth back there, they were both All-American defensive lineman for the Dutch.  Now are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The Wartburg fan takes a sip of his beer, looks at the bartender, and says "I better not.  I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

[DutchHawk]

A Wartburg fan walks into the bar in Pella and takes a seat at the bar.  When the barkeep walks over, the Wartburg fan orders a beer and says "Hey, you wanna hear a good Central joke."  The bartender looks at him sternly and says, "You see that big guy sitting at the end of bar, he was a national champ for Central in the hammer throw.  And that big dude over by the TV, he holds Central's all-time record in the bench press.  And those two guys in the booth back there, they were both All-American defensive lineman for the Dutch.  Now are you sure you still want to tell that joke?"
The Wartburg fan takes a sip of his beer, looks at the bartender, and says "I better not.  I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

What do you get when you breed a Knight and a Groundhog??

6 more weeks of ****ty football.

[Klompen]

Warthog and Sportsknight were sitting in a bar drowning their sorrows after losing to Central.  Warthog said, "Well, at least we got more zingers off than they did."  Sportsknight replied, "Yea, we killed them in zingers.  Good thing they have jobs."

[DutchHawk]

Why wasnt Jesus born in Waverly?

They couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin there!

[sportsknight]

Why wasnt Jesus born in Waverly?

They couldnt find 3 wise men and a virgin there!

As opposed to Pella, which is zero wise men and all virgins!

[DutchFan2004]

The Dutch will have to do it without me at Waverly.  The grandkids are coming over to spend the weekend.  So I will have to see if my lawnmower is lucky and give the kids rides through the yard.   

[Klompen]

Go Dutch!  Go Dutch! Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!   Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!
Beat Wartburg!  Beat Wartburg!  Beat Wartburg!  Beat Wartburg! 
Go Dutch!  Go Dutch! Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!   Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch! Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!   Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch! Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!   Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!
Beat Wartburg!  Beat Wartburg!  Beat Wartburg!  Beat Wartburg! 
Go Dutch!  Go Dutch! Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!   Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch! Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!   Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  Go Dutch!  

[DutchHawk]

You know why all the trees in Iowa lean towards Waverly?

Cuz Wartburg sucks

[AZDutchman]

Why did Wartburg put two V's on the middle of their football field and not a true W?

    Victory Vancancies

At least we Wartburg alums know how to spell "vacancies."

I was trying to keep up with Warthog. He was kicking them out faster than I could type,

but at least I know you agreed with the double V's. You didn't say anything about that!

[AZDutchman]

I can't see the end zone, but it probably says...

Nights

I can see Sportknight sitting at his computer thinking.....


"I don't get it?
It's spelled correct."

[warthog]

Q:What do Central grads say after college?

A: Would you like fries with that?

[warthog]

An English professor at Central College told her students that there would be no excuse for failing to show up for their final exam, except for serious  illness or death.  A a Dutch football player in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled and said, "You'll have to write with your other hand."