FB: American Rivers Conference

[DutchFan2004]

Airbourne I have been remiss in welcoming you back to the board.  Good to see you were able to keep your head down.  I don't know if you heard but ole #1 from three years ago is joining up.  I didn't hear what branch army I think but there will be another Dutch FB player in your ranks.  

[DutchFan2004]

HEADLINE

Purple Heys is trying out for Sports Center We all wish him luck.   

[Airborne Dutch]

This breaking development....Chad Johnson has taken a vow of silence.

[DutchFan2004]

Airbourne is your competition Heys.   

[Purple Heys]

Dateline, Decorah:   Luther students plan to apply a large vat of Compound W to get the Wart off the Wartburg sign has been thwarted.

[DutchFan2004]

Dateline, Decorah:   Luther students plan to apply a large vat of Compound W to get the Wart off the Wartburg sign has been thwarted.

Ok is it Sports Center you are trying for or last comic standing?

[Airborne Dutch]

DF2004, thanx. If anybody is in the St. Louis area next week, the 82nd Airborne Convention will be there and there will be about 1,000 paratroopers jumping in for the crowd. Yours truly might be among them. That way I can have my normal hard landing and there will be about 5,000 people to watch it. I did hear that #1 joined up. If he took the path that I supposedly heard he did, I will definitely run into him on Ft. Bragg. God help if he is going to basic at Ft. Benning right now. That place (and here for that matter) is damn near unbearable with the heat right now.

[Purple Heys]

Dateline, Decorah:   Luther students plan to apply a large vat of Compound W to get the Wart off the Wartburg sign has been thwarted.

Ok is it Sports Center you are trying for or last comic standing?

I want Patrick's old ESPEN job

[Purple Heys]

Guys that work on SportsCenter must wake up laughing.

I get paid to do...(looking around the studio)...this. 

[Purple Heys]

You think Al Davis would have put up with Favre's crap?

Uh, hello Brett...take a seat next to Mah-cus.

[DutchFan2004]

Guys that work on SportsCenter must wake up laughing.

I get paid to do...(looking around the studio)...this. 

Them and those that get to play in hot tubs all day 

[DutchFan2004]

You think Al Davis would have put up with Favre's crap?

Uh, hello Brett...take a seat next to Mah-cus.

I don't know he might have.  I think Davis puts up with more than most.  The question is what would Lombardi have done.   

[Airborne Dutch]

Reason #1 to work at ESPN: Erin Andrews  

[Purple Heys]

Guys that work on SportsCenter must wake up laughing.

I get paid to do...(looking around the studio)...this. 

Them and those that get to play in hot tubs all day 

The exposure to chlorine offgassing is not all that it is cracked up be.  

[Purple Heys]

A bit of industry jargon you can throw at your friends...

AFR =  Accidental Fecal Release